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Negrek

The One Star
Staff
Hmm, magic and maghons. Who wants to bet they're getting up to all kinds of wild, unauthorized shit over in Momotto?

Also, thanks for reminding me that being naughty means literally getting struck by lightning in this world. It's great.

And at this point, I feel like I kind of have to...

> Search AXSIS Knowledge Base: "nessa sly"

And why don't we play some more of that innocuous new video game?

> Open: The Suburbs (beta)
 

Chibi Pika

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Manipulating ambient maghons through manual means can and does introduce randomness into the spell, which results in maghon backlash, which induces the transformation into a blackeye.
Oh! So maybe it is an inherent property of mag--
Any rumor that magic used to be able to be cast safely without an AXSIS MaghonEnforcer should be regarded as false.
nope nope nope nevermind
[WB] do you know about maghons and all that
Oh cool! Somehow it hadn't occurred to me that Fia might be inclined to talk to people regarding the things we've been making her read! That's pretty neat. Now can we make her realize that DG disappeared on the day of the tragedy.

Anyway, I'm curious what some of the cooler spells can do, since our spell list is pretty crappy. Even if we can't afford to get them, maybe we can see what the options are?

> Open: SPELL SHOP
 
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NonAnalogue

Losing her head
Location
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> Open: AXSIS Knowledge Base - History of Magic

Welcome to AXSIS Net 72.89.2!

> BROWSE AXSIS NET
v ENTER AXSIS NET ADDRESS
-> Enter address: knowledge.axsis
> SEARCH AXSIS NET
> APPLICATION STORE
> GAMES

-- Welcome to AXSIS Knowledge Base! --

v Magic, History of

This article is under construction. Please check back later!

> Open: AXSIS Knowledge Base - Nessa Sly

Welcome to AXSIS Net 72.89.2!

> BROWSE AXSIS NET
v ENTER AXSIS NET ADDRESS
-> Enter address: knowledge.axsis
> SEARCH AXSIS NET
> APPLICATION STORE
> GAMES

-- Welcome to AXSIS Knowledge Base! --

v Nessa Sly

Embedded image description: a picture of Nessa Sly in the AXSIS HeadOffice

Nessa Sly, the CEO of AXSIS, is a figure shrouded in mystery, despite what her public persona would suggest. Very little is known about her history; in fact, there are no records of her dating to before the founding of AXSIS at all.

As CEO of AXSIS since its founding, Nessa Sly has directed it from a humble software company to a worldwide megaconglomerate, culminating in AXSIS ConvenienceWeek, which handed her de facto control over governments the world over.

Nessa Sly rarely appears in public except in tightly-controlled pre-scripted events, such as product announcements or award ceremonies with no live audiences.

> Open: AXSIS Cast - Spell Shop

Welcome to AXSIS Cast 11.4.6!

-- SPELL INDEX --

v SPELL SHOP

The AXSIS Cast Spell Shop is a fun way to obtain new spells! Simply click the 'ROULETTE' button below to randomly get a new spell! Duplicate spells can be saved and used to upgrade a spell to its next level.

Key:
* - Common
** - Uncommon
*** - Rare
**** - Ultra-rare
***** - Master


> ROULETTE

v LIST OF POTENTIAL SPELLS
*: AXSIS Breeze, AXSIS Ember, AXSIS Frost, AXSIS Growth, AXSIS Hush, AXSIS Push
**: AXSIS Gust, AXSIS Flare, AXSIS Chill, AXSIS Snap, AXSIS Wild, AXSIS Force
***: AXSIS Wind, AXSIS Burst, AXSIS Ice, AXSIS Heart, AXSIS Super, AXSIS Throw
****: AXSIS Storm, AXSIS Flame, AXSIS Blizzard, AXSIS Mind, AXSIS Dazzle, AXSIS Pound
*****: AXSIS Hurricane, AXSIS Inferno, AXSIS Zero, AXSIS Chaos, AXSIS Order, AXSIS Goner, AXSIS Warp, AXSIS Bombast, AXSIS Galaxy

> Open: The Suburbs (beta)

Launching The Suburbs (beta) 1.1.3...

Deducting PlayFee from linked AXSIS Gold account...

Switching to AXSIS HoloGameMode...

AXSIS HoloGameMode active. Close the game to deactivate AXSIS HoloGameMode.


...

...

...

Saving and closing The Suburbs (beta) 1.1.3.
 

Chibi Pika

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This article is under construction. Please check back later!
*shakes fist* aaaaxsiiiisssss!
*****: AXSIS Hurricane, AXSIS Inferno, AXSIS Zero, AXSIS Chaos, AXSIS Order, AXSIS Goner, AXSIS Warp, AXSIS Bombast, AXSIS Galaxy
Hot damn, I know all the magic is ~Axsis approved~ but this is a pretty badass roster!

...hang on a sec. it costs money each time you want to cast a spell, but does it cost money just to get a new spell added to your list?

> ROULETTE
 

Negrek

The One Star
Staff
Hmm. Nessa Sly: not human? Totally not human. That's the vibe I'm getting, at least. (Or possibly "not just one person," I suppose.)

I wonder... if we can get out onto the internet somehow? Like, there's buzz around this Suburbs game, right? I wonder if we can get in on that somehow.

> Search AXSIS Net: "the suburbs beta"
 
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NonAnalogue

Losing her head
Location
Yes
Pronouns
she/her
> Select: Roulette

Welcome to AXSIS Cast 11.4.6!

-- SPELL INDEX --

v SPELL SHOP

The AXSIS Cast Spell Shop is a fun way to obtain new spells! Simply click the 'ROULETTE' button below to randomly get a new spell! Duplicate spells can be saved and used to upgrade a spell to its next level.

Key:
* - Common
** - Uncommon
*** - Rare
**** - Ultra-rare
***** - Master

v ROULETTE

Users get one free roulette spin per day. Additional spins cost 2.0 gold each.

Your free roulette spin results in...

...

...

...AXSIS Push!

AXSIS Push
Level: Common
Cost: 0.3g
Description: Applies a small amount of force, from a direction chosen by the caster, to an object within a 10ft radius of the caster.

AXSIS Push has been added to Spell Index.

> Chat: CrashedBurnt

Conversation initiated between WitchesBlue and CrashedBurnt.
1632, 4d5mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.7.0.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 8.0.2.

[WB] hey
[WB] didja do your roulette today
[CB] Oh yeah.
[CB] Nothing to report.
[CB] Another duplicate of Gust.
[WB] lucky
[WB] im still stuck with only 1 star spells
[WB] i did complete the set today though
[CB] Really question mark.
[CB] What was the last one you needed.
[WB] push
[WB] though with all the duplicates ive gotten
[WB] im halfway to upgrading breeze
[CB] Push is fun.
[CB] I got really good at knocking soda cans off of my desk.
[WB] how
[WB] um
[WB] how did you manage that
[WB] like im not tryin to be insensitive here
[WB] but wouldnt that require
[WB] aimin
[CB] How cruel.
[CB] I can't believe you would say something like that to me.
[CB] You are heartless.
[WB] oh shit um
[WB] im sorry
[WB] like for real
[WB] youre right
[WB] it was fuckin stupid of me
[CB] Nah don't worry I'm just winding you up.
[WB] oh come on
[WB] i think i might actually kill you
[CB] Iolana helped me set up the cans and pointed me in the right direction.
[CB] At least to start.
[CB] Then I got good at setting them up myself.
[CB] And when I was the one who put the cans there it was easy enough to remember where they were.
[WB] it sounds like iolana is always so good to you
[CB] I am quite fond of her.
[WB] you lovestruck dork
[WB] i still cant believe you managed to land someone like her
[CB] Hee hee.
[WB] did you ever use push for anything else
[CB] Once I made my sister trip with it.
[CB] But I felt bad about it so I didn't do that again.
[WB] hm
[WB] thrilling
[CB] Honestly other than that I only really ever used it for target shooting.
[CB] But that was fun.
[WB] maybe ill give it a try

> Search: "the suburbs beta"

Welcome to AXSIS Net 72.89.2!

> BROWSE AXSIS NET
> ENTER AXSIS NET ADDRESS
v SEARCH AXSIS NET
-> "the suburbs beta"
> APPLICATION STORE
> GAMES

Now searching for "the suburbs beta"...

Results found:


> Store listing for AXSIS Net game 'The Suburbs Beta'.
> AXSIS News articles for AXSIS Net game 'The Suburbs Beta'.
v Discussion forum for AXSIS Net game 'The Suburbs Beta'.

Displaying topic list...

ORDER: NEWEST REPLIES FIRST
SHOWING: 10 TOPICS PER PAGE
MAKE NEW TOPIC?

"interface needs work" by DungeonDanger
"nvm it was a plane" by HeyPresto
"The NPCs hate me." by DarkCaster
"0/11 too many knives" by SharperShaper
"anyone see that meteor in the sky" by HeyPresto
"cmon mightymystery dont snitch like that" by DungeonDanger
"Bug - infinite raw materials glitch" by MightyMystery
"Update: Now you can pet the dragons!" by SuburbanSprawl (DEV)
"Update: Fixed issue re: multiplayer sync." by SuburbanSprawl (DEV)
"Can we give some love to the soundtrack?" by EarballEyedrum

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Negrek

The One Star
Staff
Ooh, will have to remember to do those roulette spins daily! (I guess we should probably try to pray at some point, too, but I'm lazy.) Push sounds like a fun one!

Ah, the fan discussion forums for the game. Some familiar characters there. I liked the tiny exchange between MightyMystery and DungeonDanger there.

"anyone see that meteor in the sky" by HeyPresto
oh NO (nice reversal tho, lol)

I do want a little more info about the game, hmmm...

> Open AXSIS News articles for AXSIS Net game 'The Suburbs Beta'.

And hmm, i'd hoped a game session would advance the date again, but I guess not. What haven't we done yet?
 

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[CB] You are heartless.
You can just. Feel. the sarcasm dripping off this.
"cmon mightymystery dont snitch like that" by DungeonDanger
quality thread

So I hadn't really thought about whether or not our actions would advance the day or not! Since we don't really learn about anything irl directly without checking something on the Axsis. But I guess, from the last convo with Makani, it's only half past noon? Still got a lot left until The Day.

Hm. Well, might as well try this daily:

> AXSIS Church: PRAY

> AXSIS Church: STORE


Edit: whoa! I just noticed no time passed while playing Suburbs! That’s interesting!
 
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Hiya! Work is kicking my ass right now so I haven't had time to write! In lieu of that, please enjoy this behind-the-scenes note.

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This is a character profile I did for Fiametta back when I was initially conceptualizing these characters. They were originally going to be in a fantasy setting, hence the outfit, and she, Desta, and Makani were going to be apprentices to the local apothecary, Sophia Kronopolous.
 
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NonAnalogue

Losing her head
Location
Yes
Pronouns
she/her
> AXSIS News: The Suburbs Beta

Welcome to AXSIS News 8.0.3!

> BROWSE ARCHIVES
v SEARCH
"The Suburbs Beta"

Now searching for "the suburbs beta"...

Results found:


"The Suburbs beta attracting record attention on AXSIS Net"
"The Suburbs final release date set for 5d5mo"
"Reclusive developer of The Suburbs repeatedly refuses interview"
"What very little we know about SuburbanSprawl, the developer of The Suburbs"

> AXSIS Church: Pray

Launching AXSIS Church 2.12.4...

Welcome to AXSIS Church 2.12.4!

Congratulations! You've logged in for
2
days in a row! You've earned an extra ChurchCoin!

v PRAY

Follow these easy steps to offer a prayer to the Goddess:

Breathe in.

Focus on an area in your life that you would like to bring to the attention of the Goddess.

Breathe out.

Picture the holy visage of the Goddess in your mind.

Breathe in.

Picture your thought inscribed on a scrap of paper.

Breathe out.

Send the paper to the Goddess.

Breathe in.

Congratulations! Your prayer is complete! Thank you for voluntarily offering your thoughts to the Goddess!

Date and time of prayer have been logged for cross-referencing purposes.

> REFERENCE
> GUIDANCE
> CONFESS
> STORE
> ABOUT

ChurchCoins: 14

Remember, good parishioners make good citizens!

> AXSIS Church: Store

Welcome to AXSIS Church 2.12.4!

> PRAY
> REFERENCE
> GUIDANCE
> CONFESS
v STORE

Redeem ChurchCoins for official ChurchMurch here!

Select an item to redeem.

> Tithe: 1
> Random scripture verse: 2
> Scriptures of the Goddess (digital): 10
> Scriptures of the Goddess (physical): 20
> Symbol of the Goddess pendant: 12
> Symbol of the Goddess hat: 15
> Symbol of the Goddess shirt (unisex): 13
> Goddess splash background for AXSIS devices: 5
> Goddess poster (approved for all AXSIS DomicileUnits): 11
> Goddess framed print (approved for all AXSIS DomicileUnits): 25
> Signed Goddess framed print (approved for all AXSIS DomicileUnits): 70

> ABOUT

ChurchCoins: 14

Remember, good parishioners make good citizens!

> Open: AXSIS Weblog

Welcome to AXSIS Net 72.89.1!

> BROWSE AXSIS NET
> ENTER AXSIS NET ADDRESS
> SEARCH AXSIS NET
v APPLICATION STORE
-> AXSIS Weblog has been downloaded to your device.
> GAMES

Launching AXSIS Weblog 8.12.11...

Welcome to AXSIS Weblog 8.12.11!

> ABOUT
> SEARCH
> MAKE A WEBLOG POST
> YOUR WEBLOG
v YOUR DASHBOARD

Your dashboard is by default populated with posts from your trusted contacts. You can follow other users through the search function above.

-- MOST RECENT POSTS --

POST: little desta meets little kojo
AUTHOR: RiskySophism
CONTENT:
Embedded image description: A picture of a stuffed ammon being held over a fishbowl with a piranghle in it
a meeting of the minds. little desta, in the bowl, meeting little kojo, above, for the first time. just found this picture after a long time. he gave me that ammon. i wish he'd come back, but i know it's not happening.

POST: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nobody can solve this math problem!
AUTHOR: TimesTabled
CONTENT: [click to view previous posts in this thread]
Yes, I acknowledge that if you follow that rule directly, you'll end up at the answer you're claiming. However, because of the way the initial problem is written, it's hard to say whether or not that method is the intent. The vagueness of the formatting gives the options of multiple interpretations. Just make sure to use parentheses in the future and you can avoid that problem.

POST: [no title]
AUTHOR: RiskySophism
CONTENT: it's been a rough day. my foster parents mean well, but it's just not the same. trying to get my mind off of things by looking through photos on my axsis. probably not a good idea. oh well.

POST: Check out the AXSIS Net Application Store!
AUTHOR: AXSIS
CONTENT: Check out the AXSIS Net Application Store for more cool applications like this one! Have you considered downloading
AXSIS Cards
or
AXSIS View
?

POST: Re: Re: Re: Nobody can solve this math problem!
AUTHOR: TimesTabled
CONTENT: [click to view previous posts in this thread]
I promise you I'm not making this up! It really is just as simple as 'sometimes things are written poorly'. Either way, though, I'm happy to help.

Next page ->
 

Chibi Pika

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Location
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> Symbol of the Goddess shirt (unisex): 13
We. Could get. A goddess t-shirt?! :D
Welcome to AXSIS Weblog 8.12.11!
:O ! New App??
v YOUR DASHBOARD
wait...
Your dashboard is by default populated with posts from your trusted contacts. You can follow other users through the search function above.
ADGFHDASHJGD THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WE HAVE TUNGLE DOT HELL
POST: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nobody can solve this math problem!
omg I know exactly which post this is, figures TT would have something to say about it. xD
it's been a rough day. my foster parents mean well, but it's just not the same. trying to get my mind off of things by looking through photos on my axsis. probably not a good idea. oh well.
nooooooo D:

oh boy, time to keep scrolling the blue hellsite forever, just like in real life:
Next page ->
 

Negrek

The One Star
Staff
Oh, that's some nice art! I'm curious how the clothes would be different now that you've switched over to a sci-fi setting. You've gone and reminded me of how much I like those trait scale meme things... Going to have to restrain myself before I spend a ton of time on filling them out for all my characters.

I, too, kinda want to buy some Goddess merch for the lols. But I kiiiind of want a hat rather than a shirt. Maybe tomorrow? (If nobody swoops in and blows our hard-earned ChurchCoins on something frivolous.)

And wow, poor RS. :( Maybe we can cheer her up a little by this time NOT mentioning any members of the family she brutally lost?

> Chat: RiskySolipism

And The Suburbs launches TOMORROW? Should have seen that coming. Hope Fiametta wanted meteors for her birthday.

> Open: "What very little we know about SuburbanSprawl, the developer of The Suburbs"
 
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NonAnalogue

Losing her head
Location
Yes
Pronouns
she/her
> AXSIS Weblog: Next page

Welcome to AXSIS Weblog 8.12.11!

> ABOUT
> SEARCH
> MAKE A WEBLOG POST
> YOUR WEBLOG
v YOUR DASHBOARD

Your dashboard is by default populated with posts from your trusted contacts. You can follow other users through the search function above.

-- MOST RECENT POSTS (PAGE 2)--

POST: Re: Re: Nobody can solve this math problem!
AUTHOR: TimesTabled
CONTENT: [click to view previous posts in this thread]
I'm afraid you've got my motivations wrong - I'm not trying to lecture anyone. As my students could tell you, if I were trying to lecture you, you'd know, haha! I simply don't like seeing misinformation, especially concerning a special interest of mine, being perpetuated.

POST: Re: Nobody can solve this math problem!
AUTHOR: TimesTabled
CONTENT: [click to view previous posts in this thread]
So the problem is two-fold: first, order of operations as most people are taught it is a lie, and second, the original problem is written very ambiguously.

Let’s drill down into that first point.

Brackets, powers, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction. Everyone’s taught to do operations in that order! Except that’s not really right. As a math teacher of mine put it, “it works for now, but you’ll find out I was lying in a few years.”
The problem is that multiplication and division are the same operation, and addition and subtraction are also the same operation. Division is really just multiplying by a fraction, and subtraction is just adding a negative. With that in mind, it doesn’t necessarily make sense to do some multiplication arbitrarily early in the problem before the rest! As a result, here’s the bottom line for that point:

Both answers are right.

How can that be?

Well, that brings me to the second point: the expression is written very ambiguously, so as to maximize confusion! It’s also why I don’t like using the division symbol when a fraction will do just nicely.

Observe two other ways we could write this expression:

Embedded image description: A mathematical expression

Embedded image description: A mathematical expression


The first one resolves to the first answer, and the second resolves to the second. Both are right, only because the original expression is vague.

The sad thing is that everyone hates fractions, when actually they make life so much nicer!

POST: Re: Sienna's motivations?
AUTHOR: CrashedBurnt
CONTENT: [click to view previous posts in this thread]
Look RS it's useless to try and speculate on this point. The game is nothing more than a naked propaganda tool put out by the Church and AXSIS. Any deeper meanings into motivations or anything like that are going to be worthless since I would bet money the developers didn't care that much about character development. Even if the writing itself is good it doesn't mean much since the story can't back it up.

POST: Check out the AXSIS Net Application Store!
AUTHOR: AXSIS
CONTENT: Check out the AXSIS Net Application Store for more cool applications like this one! Have you considered downloading
AXSIS Sketchpad
or
AXSIS Calculator
?

POST: Sienna's motivations?
AUTHOR: RiskySophism
CONTENT: so clearly you're meant to root for the main character in take ten. the game goes out of its way to make sienna look really good, especially compared to all the other people in the story. but her motivations seem kinda... not good? to me. like, there's the murders. that's kind of a big deal. and there's a lot of them. and the whole thing being motivated by her attention seeking behavior and her being unable to take a loss is like...

i don't know. she seems like she could have easily been a villain, i guess. anyone else have any thoughts on her?

> AXSIS News: "What little we know..."

Welcome to AXSIS News 8.0.3!

v "What very little we know about SuburbanSprawl, the developer of The Suburbs"
12d3mo2117y
After The Suburbs came out of nowhere to firmly plant itself in the list of most-downloaded games on AXSIS Net, all eyes turned to its developer, SuburbanSprawl, for answers on the game's scope, its meaning, and its long-term plans.

Unfortunately, SuburbanSprawl proved difficult to locate, with their age, their gender, and even their name staying hidden from public view. The only known contact anyone has had with SuburbanSprawl has been through the game's discussion forum on AXSIS Net, where the reclusive dev occasionally posts patch notes.

An AXSIS TextAnalyser analysis of SuburbanSprawl's posts on AXSIS Net indicated that the user could potentially have been one of two people: either Gnarles Ruffley, a 24-year-old Erdric native, or Ramira Lott, a 72-year-old Ginde native. Unfortunately, both Ruffley and Lott had died within the past three months due to lightning-related incidents. Nevertheless, SuburbanSprawl continues their work on the game.

Perhaps more information about SuburbanSprawl will come to light when The Suburbs finally leaves beta and formally releases, but based on their behavior up to this point, it seems unlikely.

> Chat: RiskySophism

Conversation initiated between WitchesBlue and RiskySophism.
1715, 4d5mo

[WB] hey desta
[WB] hows it goin
[RS] oh, wb. hi.
[RS] um. good. i guess.
[RS] why do you ask?
[WB] i just saw the posts you made on weblog
[WB] and uh
[WB] they didn't sound
[WB] very great
[RS] shoot, i forgot those show up to everybody on the trusted list.
[RS] sorry, those were super personal.
[RS] you don't need to worry about them.
[WB] i mean
[WB] just because i dont gotta worry about them
[WB] doesnt mean im not worried anyway
[WB] i get bein depressed
[WB] its sorta my natural state of bein
[WB] wake up in the morning and the depression center of my brain cracks its knuckles and says
[WB] lets get down to business
[WB] see thats a pun
[WB] like
[WB] gettin down
[WB] like feelin down
[WB] cause of the depression
[RS] you really will just keep talking forever, huh.
[WB] yeah sorry
[WB] bad habit
[WB] for real though
[WB] if you ever need to vent or whatever
[WB] im more than happy to listen
[WB] ive never been in your exact spot
[WB] but even so
[WB] maybe i can still help
[WB] i dunno
[WB] im just throwin stuff against the wall right now
[WB] seein what sticks
[RS] well...
[RS] thanks. i appreciate hearing that.
[RS] it's hard for me to talk to people sometimes.
[RS] i always feel like everyone's going to shout me down no matter what i say.
[RS] i can't ever tell how people are actually feeling.
[RS] especially in text. so i just don't say things.
[RS] and then i just scream into the void of weblog, and then i feel better.
[WB] really
[RS] well, not 'better'. maybe 'less bad.'
[RS] maybe 'less bad for the moment.'
[WB] ah gotcha
[RS] but the way i see it is that if i just shove every bad feeling down, eventually i can forget about it.
[WB] i
[WB] uh
[WB] i dont think it works that way
[RS] hey, don't ruin my dreams here.
[WB] hah
[WB] was that an actual honest to goodness joke
[WB] comin outta the mouth of desta
[WB] well not mouth
[WB] axsis touchscreen
[RS] i make jokes sometimes!
[WB] oh yeah
[WB] go on then
[WB] tell me another
[RS] um. well...
[RS] 191 citizens walk into an axsis-approved drinking station.
[RS] the bartender says, "i'll happily serve you, citizens."
[RS] so the 191 citizens say, "thank you," and sit down.
[WB] desta
[WB] i want you to be real with me
[WB] did you message axsis
[WB] ask them for a joke
[WB] and then tell me the exact same non joke they told you
[RS] i don't have to answer that.
[WB] i cant decide if thats gutsy or cheap
[WB] desta
[WB] are you still there
[WB] im not out here tryin to murder you with words or anything
[RS] no, no, i'm still here. it's just, i wanted to say something and i couldn't find the words.
[WB] oh
[WB] sorry
[RS] i wanted to tell you that i appreciated you talking to me today.
[RS] it's been a bad day, and you made me laugh some.
[RS] so, thank you.
[WB] youre welcome
[WB] like i said
[WB] i get it
[RS] i wouldn't mind talking again at some point, but for now i have to go.
[RS] dinner time
[WB] oh shit
[WB] youre right
[WB] when did it get so late
[RS] next axsis headline:
[RS] passage of time confuses and angers local fiametta.
[WB] fuck
[WB] now even destas clownin on me
[RS] i think you'll find i clown with the best of them.
[WB] the best of who
[WB] the other clowns
[WB] oh snap gottem
[RS] ouch. i walked right into that.
[RS] but for real, since we're sitting at one to one now, i really need to go eat.
[WB] awful brave of you to assume were tied
[WB] but yeah go eat
[RS] talk to you later!
[WB] see ya
 

Negrek

The One Star
Staff
Aww, Desta. :( At least it seems like we were able to cheer her up a bit.

Also, hmm, those potential SuburbanSprawl game devs dying in lightning-related incidents... Subtle! AXSIS is just kinda subtle like that. Classy. I like this game more already! Although it's probably pretty dangerous to have downloaded, much less play or search for info about on the AXSIS web! Maybe we need to watch out for lightning in addition to unpleasant family moments.

Hmm, maybe we should... make a post and see who interacts? I guess we probably won't be able to do much venting about the whole birthday dinner problem because our whole family would be able to read the post, but maybe we can reflect a bit anyway.

> Make a weblog post
 
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Losing her head
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Yes
Pronouns
she/her
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POST: some bullshit
AUTHOR: WitchesBlue
CONTENT: i hate this position im in
like im out to some people but not others and the ones im not are my family and it suuuuuuucks
cant even wear the clothes i want cause i still gotta live with them
dont even think about me wearin makeup my dad would murder me
and everyone calls me their handsome little boy or whatever
and i kinda wanna shoot myself in the head whenever i hear it
like i dont wanna be dead
but i want all of that to stop
i just want the world to stop except for me and my friends
so that all the shit thats goin on can freeze and we can have a chance to breathe
but thats not ever gonna happen not even if i unlock every axsis spell
on top of all that i got this dinner tomorrow for my birthday
and everyones lookin forward to it but me
i dont wanna go
i just really dont wanna be there its gonna be so bad
someone just come and whisk me away on the back of a hummerbike or something
is it too much to ask for
just some beautiful woman appearin outta nowhere to take me away from it all
and then i never have to deal with any of it ever again
and well love each other and grow old together
in a nice little cottage where nobody can find us
maybe we can go live in momotto
grow a garden
please can this happen
please
im beggin anyone wholl listen

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RESPONSE TO: some bullshit
AUTHOR: TimesTabled
CONTENT: Your beautiful woman is out there somewhere, Fiametta. It took me years, but I eventually found mine - or rather, she found me. We may not live in a cottage, but

RESPONSE TO: some bullshit
AUTHOR: MiraclesMatter
CONTENT: :c :c :c
 
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Losing her head
Location
Yes
Pronouns
she/her
> Chat: MiraclesMatter

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1847, 4d5mo
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[MM] Uh,, sorry to message you out of the blue??
[MM] I just wanted to make sure you were okay??
[MM] :c :c
[MM] Your Weblog post was so sad!!
[MM] And,, um,, I know we don''t know each other,,
[MM] But I wanted you to know that,, if nothing else,, you''ve got someone out there who cares about you!!
[WB] oh hey
[WB] um sorry to make you worry i guess
[WB] it was just ventin
[WB] its kinda a tough time right now
[MM] Yeah,, I gathered!!
[MM] Normally you just post bad jokes and stuff about games!!
[MM] :x
[WB] sorry
[WB] i got a few bad jokes lined up already
[WB] gonna post them soon
[WB] wanna get a preview
[MM] Do I!!
[WB] okay so a man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm
[WB] tells the bartender
[WB] one beer please
[WB] AND ONE FOR THE ROAD
[MM] c: c: c:
[MM] I love it..
[WB] see nothin to worry about
[MM] I guess......
[MM] But be safe!!
[MM] *hugs*

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> Chat: TimesTabled

Conversation initiated between WitchesBlue and TimesTabled.
1909, 4d5mo

[WB] hey ms k everything all right
[TT] I should be asking you the same question!
[WB] i just mean like
[WB] uh
[WB] your response on weblog kinda got cut off
[TT] Oh nuts, it did? Hold on, let me check that.
[TT] Ah, I see. I must have gotten distracted and hit the send button too early.
[TT] I just meant to say that while we may not live in a cottage, we've still carved out a nice life for ourselves, even if it did take us quite some time
[WB] you and your wife always seem so happy ms k
[WB] i just want to have that
[TT] Far be it from be to predict the future, but I suspect you will.
[TT] You don't strike me as the sort of person to just give up on something so important to you.
[TT] I think you'll be able to wrest your happiness from the jaws of any beast that tries to keep it from you.
[WB] you have such a way with words ms k
[TT] My wife is an author, after all! Some of it must have rubbed off on me.
[WB] thanks for talkin to me
[WB] i think im gonna go to sleep early today
[WB] tomorrows a big day after all
[WB] need my beauty sleep
[TT] Of course. Good luck. Remember that you can always stay here if you need to.
[WB] right
[WB] night ms k
[TT] Good night, Fiametta.

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Partners
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WB] desta
[WB] i want you to be real with me
[WB] did you message axsis
[WB] ask them for a joke
[WB] and then tell me the exact same non joke they told you
this is beautiful
[RS] next axsis headline:
[RS] passage of time confuses and angers local fiametta.
she made joke!! :D I’m so proud.
AUTHOR: MiraclesMatter
:o ! Who this?
[MM] I just wanted to make sure you were okay??
aww, I already love them. Guess they’re one of our tumblr followers, if they’re not already on our contact list.
[WB] i think im gonna go to sleep early today
[WB] tomorrows a big day after all
!!! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING
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Current date: 6d5mo
WAIT

IT’S THE 6TH. WE’RE DESTA NOW. WHAT HAPPENED ON FIA’S BIRTHDAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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