"I mean I was walking along, minding my own business, when this sceptile pops out of the bushes and tries to fucking stab me. Supposedly he was possessed or some shit and, like, time traveling from another dimension. There was a big fight down on the beach, and Celebi was there too, and something about some weird slug things people have been seeing around here. I think the Celebi and the sceptie and all them said they were going to the Guild, if you want to see for yourself." Even after all this time, Nate had to resist the urge to cross his arms. He didn't fucking have arms anymore, God. "So there you have it. What do you think? Good enough excuse? Am I fucking allowed to be here now?"