The
very first thought Cora had was to eat it. It just looked so
red and
sweet and
cool and like a strawberry! And red! "Ooooooo, yummy~!" he snickered, picking the frism up and raising it to his mouth, when the frism lit up with a crimson glow.
Inside the funny strawberry said:
"And Zack hasn't responded back yet?" a voice sighed. "I'm sure all three of them are fine, but I can't just let them run free in the multiverse."
Cora blinked, his ears twitching alertly. That wasn't... the sound strawberries made. Actually, did strawberries even make a sound? "...Who was--"
Not-so funny strawberry said:
"Aaaaaaaand I'm hearing Kora's voice. Again. Fantastic. If he's just been messing with us this entire time..." the voice growled, then sighed. "Why is it so hard for him to not be a headache? He either breaks shit, leaves, or fucking both."
"Well it's not
my fault things just break around me," Cora huffed, crossing his arms. "Lillie, this weird strawberry isn't fun, can I get a different dare?"
...I'm starting to think this isn't a strawberry said:
"...He's here, isn't he?" Laughter rumbled inside the frism. "Give a sec, Rio, I need have a word with him. Yeah, no, I don't care if you didn't hear him, I did and I'm asking you to give us some privacy."
That didn't sound very good... and now that he thought about it, this voice sounded kinda familiar... "I-Is this, uh... who is this?"
uh oh... said:
More laughter from the frism. "It actually is you! It's Gardevoir, the same one you've been driving absolutely fucking mad trying to find you! Do you have any understanding what "being under house arrest" means?! Despite me outright explaining to you that you can not leave your house until further notice?"
"O-Oh, uh..." Cora's ears drooped. "About that..."
Gardevoir said:
"Don't you even fucking try to come up with an excuse, Zoroark. You and your team choose this over outright jail time for the shit you pulled, you're lucky I only sent Zack to find you, because everyone else has orders to get rid of you and Lee on sight. I've had to work night and day looking for you, and guess what? I haven't slept in WEEKS!" Something broke in whatever room Gardevoir was in, probably made of wood. "I haven't even set foot outside of this goddamn building, Kora! I don't even remember what my bed feels like because I've been sleeping on the FLOOR. My boss is going to check on you and your friends tomorrow, and the second she realizes that not just one, but two of you are gone... It's my head at stake. Literally."
"What I need you to understand, is that the longer you're gone, the longer your friends will be locked up. Now that I know you aren't dead, I can finally sit back, relax, and charge someone else to serve the sentence that you purposefully decided to ignore. And whenever you do get back, I can assure you, you won't be able to leave again."
"Y-You can't do that! I can't get even get back if I wanted to, I'm stuck here until I can get my power back!" Cora whined, his feline form fading back to his fox self. "I-I'm sorry, I'll come back as soon as I can but I
can't right now! I just need a week, less than that, I promise!"
Inevitible punishment said:
"You don't seem to understand anything I've said, which I should have fucking expected, it is you after all," Gardevoir groaned. "You don't have a week to get back, you barely even have a day. Meaning, I barely have a day. Your friends, barely have a day. Mawile isn't half as forgiving as I am, and I was already considering to throw you in jail until starve for this. I can't even guarantee you're going to have anyone to come back to."
Something shattered in Kora's chest, and the color started to fade from his body. "I'm... sorry. I'm really... really sorry..."
God... dammit... said:
There was a sigh, then a few seconds of silence before Gardevoir spoke again. "I am not the one you should be apologizing to."
"Yeah... I know..." Kora dropped the frism from his paws, holding his elbows and sighing. There it was, his one major fuck up of the day, except it stretched across maybe this entire week. At least... maybe he won't have to worry about fucking up again?