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Fourth Anniversary Speed Catnip

Negrek

Abscission Ascendant
Staff
Fourth Anniversary Speed Catnip

Want to get all the fun of Catnip Circle in one concentrated burst? Enjoy checking out stories but not sure when you'd have time to read and review any? Or looking for a way to get your work in front of multiple different people with one event? Speed Catnip is for you!

How it Works

Come join us on the Discord server's Speed Catnip thread in the #reading-chat channel on Sunday, April 30th, 3 PM EST/7 PM UTC when the event kicks off. I'll roll random pairings between everyone who signs up, and then you'll have fifteen minutes to read your partner's excerpt and make a brief comment (three sentences tops!) on it. They'll read yours and do the same when they finish. If you've got extra time, you can chat a little bit or simply wait for the next assignment to be rolled. Once fifteen minutes is up, I'll randomize another set of pairings and start things over again! We'll do five rounds of this--sampling five fics in about an hour and a half real-time. Not bad, huh?

How to Sign Up

First, choose an excerpt of a larger story, one-shot, or combination of drabbles that works out to about 1000 words long. Since the speed catnip rolls will be made without regard for content warnings, please make sure your selection is PG in terms of subject matter and does not include any major content warnings--no violence or blood beyond what you'd see in a Pokémon battle in the anime, no major character death or suicide/suicidal ideation, sexual assault, or substance abuse. Post your excerpt below (or a link to it, if it's something like all the drabbles in a thread). That's it! After that, all you need to do is show up for the event.

If you have multiple fics and want to showcase more than one, you can prepare a second excerpt to offer an alternative choice for whoever rolls you to read. Since these rolls will not account for who's familiar with your story already, if there are people in the participant pool who are already caught up on your fic, it might be a good idea to have something available for anyone who's caught up on your fic to enjoy. But this is all optional--to participate, all you need is one ~1k word snippet that meets the guidelines.

 
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IFBench

Rescue Team Member
Location
Pokemon Paradise
Partners
  1. chikorita-saltriv
  2. bench-gen
  3. charmander
  4. snivy
  5. treecko
  6. tropius
  7. arctozolt
  8. wartortle
  9. zorua
I would like to submit all the drabbles in this thread, besides Plastic. It works out to almost exactly 1000 words!
 

SparklingEspeon

Back on Her Bullshit
Staff
Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
I'll also throw my hat in! This excerpt is from a version of the opening segment of my fic, Do Psychic Cats Dream of Electric Sheep:

When 13-year-old Espurr tucked herself into bed, she expected to wake up in it the next morning.

Instead, she woke up somewhere far, far away.

Espurr stirred, groaning and shifting in something that didn’t quite feel like her mattress. Her bedcovers were missing. Had they fallen off? Her eyes felt glued shut. Her head ached and swam with fog, her legs tired, her throat scratchy, like she was sick. A pounding headache knocked between her eyes.

She took a breath, and her nose wrinkled up. There was a scent in the air that was revolting. It smelled like something had died long ago, and the stench was now floating in on the wind, mingling with the other plant smells.

Plant smells? Was she outside?

Her eyes shot open, then quickly squeezed shut, blinded by sunlight she wasn’t expecting to see. It was filtered through the branches of spiderlike, intertwining treetops, the canopies blending together into a strange painting.

Shock rushed through her. Her eyes went wide open, and she shot up into a sitting position, scrambling on the ground and looking around frantically. Where was she? Had she been kidnapped? How did she get all the way out here?

But there was no-one around her to answer her questions. And if there were kidnappers, they must have left. She was in the middle of an empty forest clearing, overcast by shadows and covered in dead leaves and mossy tree roots. The place was silent, barren of even wildlife. Not even the crickets chirped here. As the complete, total silence set in, Espurr’s heavy breathing slowed, and her fear was replaced with quiet, tense unease.

Her throat screamed for water, so she crawled through the forest ground until she came to the edge of a flowing river – the only thing that made any sound here. Her body didn’t seem to move right on the way there, but she found the source of water quickly. Something she couldn’t put into words told her to lower her head and drink rather than cup the water in her hands.

Drinking felt weird. Her tongue acted differently, scooping the cool drink up backwards into her mouth. She was too thirsty to care.

It was only when her hand passed in front of her for the first time that she sharply gasped. It didn’t look like her hand. She was missing a finger, and the ones she still had were much shorter and chubbier than before. But more importantly, they were completely covered from tip to palm in fur. And that caused her to snap awake and look at herself for the first time.

From head to toe she was covered in lavender fur, extending into white on her arms and legs. Her ears were large and floppy, hugging her head. A fluffy, catlike tail swished behind her, unnoticed before. Now she could feel it swish, every motion alien and unwanted.

She stared at the purple tail in disbelief, her mind racing to find any solution that made sense. That tail couldn’t be a part of her, humans didn’t grow tails. It wasn’t possible. Which meant… something was on her back? The tail swished, lowering, and she felt it lower, which meant it couldn’t be something on her back, it had to be her tail, which meant… which meant…

She suddenly felt lightheaded staring at it, struggling to keep her balance, every part of her body feeling unfamiliar, unnatural, wrong, as her breathing sped up into gasps and a terrible pit formed in her stomach as her mind raced and she tried to understand what was happening, what was happening? She’d become some kind of monster, she wasn’t even human anymore, no-one would recognize her as a furry, tailed freak; who had done this to her?

Swish.

The sound of long grass parting from behind Espurr snapped her out of her panic. A spike of fear cut clean through the shock, her priorities returning to her. If there were kidnappers… had they come back? She went still and silent, ever so slowly twisting her head towards where the sound had come from.

In the darkness of the woods, where the trees leaned inwards and the light didn’t dare venture, her new, sharp eyes made out the outlines of three figures watching her. They stood thrice her new height, their posture like full-grown men, but they were crooked at the shoulder and out of their heads extended tall, pointy hats. They didn’t move a millimeter, and they didn’t make a sound. Unsure of what to make of them, Espurr slowly stood up on shaky, unfamiliar feet for the first time.

“Hello?” she asked with a trembling, scratchy voice. Some satisfaction flowed through despite herself—at least she could still make words.

There was no response from the three figures in the shadows. They simply continued to stare at her intently, their heads and pointy cones following every miniscule movement she made. Then, after a long, uncomfortable silence, they turned to themselves without so much as a sound, and each one held up their arms.

Lights seemed to flicker from bulbs on their palms, alternating and blinking in strength quickly—red, green, yellow—almost like they were speaking. And as the lights illuminated them, Espurr saw what they looked like for the first time—faces shrouded behind gleaming, pupilless eyes, their limbs long and bulky, and each with a crooked skin-cone that stretched far above their heads.

Espurr’s eyes widened, and in her fright she made a terrible mistake: she staggered back and stepped on a stick. Crunch. The loud sound brought the Coneheads’ attention right back to her. The lights in the darkness vanished, and all the sudden the Coneheads were shrouded by the shadows, impossible to see. A whistle was her only warning: a ball of darkness flew out of the shadows, headed straight for her—
 
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Blackjack Gabbiani

Merely a collector
Pronouns
Them
Partners
  1. shaymin
  2. dusknoir
What if we're not in the discord?
 

lichhen

gay
Pronouns
he/they/ze
Partners
  1. metapod-shiny
i would be so pleased if i could join y'all with the first 998 words of my fanfic's second chapter
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The Cepheid’s Shadow

Project Delta & Surge

It was weeks later. Bill had not seen his cottage since the day they took him.

“Soooooo…" Bill's face sunk into his palm. "Some human criminals too big for their muscle bands decided that we’re just... rungs on their yardstick. Step on us to get to the next level. They think it's alright to just kidnap folks. And then force them to figure out their little math problems? Thinking they need me, like astronomers need a shadow to find their precious little lights.”

Bill was thinking out loud to Magnemite, who was one of three magnemite that he met here, while trapped in a building filled with suspicious microbiology laboratories and offices. The magnemite were assisting him while he was ‘away from home,’ along with several other chaperones.

He asked Magnemite to help him craft some sketches of the reason they were all there: a little collection of cells floating in a bright yellow tube. The yolk-like blob was called Subject Delta.

The sketches were not necessarily required research; after all, the facility was equipped with the most advanced machinery, documentation, and photography tools known to humankind, even while the torn remains of infographic posters and signage hung like a warning on the walls.

As Magnemite held a pencil for the first time between shaking magnets, Bill described Delta’s sloughed-off cells while gazing through a microscope.

But, if given the opportunity, Bill could rattle on endlessly. “You’re doing wonderfully, darling!” He pat Magnemite on the head, who angrily jerked their pencil away from the paper and started erasing. “You know, even though I never got very good at it, I always loved doodling those little graphics from the textbooks at school, you know, like the little diagrams of cells, and DNA, molecules...” He twirled one of his tight, glimmering black curls. “And then like the macro-scale things,” he said dreamily. “Things like, like, spectroscopic maps of super galaxy clusters and, like, early universe structures. You know?”

Magnemite’s eye was straining to follow the painstaking strokes of their pencil.

Bill sighed. “I was trying to imagine the… Unimaginable. Minute and colossal objects of the universe. Through their perspective, maybe.”

Magnemite’s magnets were unwieldy and large for the setting, but the pencil wobbled on, slowly casting lines.

Bill started proudly, “I certainly would never have worked on a human’s biogenetic research of pokemon voluntarily.” He suddenly felt rather disappointed, sulking over the microscope; “Hmm.”

Another voice announced itself from the other side of Subject Delta’s workbench. “Instead of hoping for the happiness of just your pokemon…”

Bill groaned, reciting in return: “‘Wish for the happiness of all pokemon.’

He had a doctorate partner in this forbidden biotechnological endeavor.

It was the renowned Dr. Oyèrónkẹ́ Fuji.

Bill and most of the world knew about the doctor’s biotechnology research during the Pokerus-11 pandemic, serving as a primary consultant to several world champions and saving millions of lives. Before that, Dr. Fuji was already well enough famous for developing efficient methods of measuring wind and the destruction it creates, one of those measures being the Fuji Scale. They were also a prominent figure among many pokemon communities for their compassionate activism. Bill built upon much of their work when he was in school, and when he was developing the PCS.

Thick ribbons of smoke pushed around the lab, bleeding off in tendrils toward the walls. Fuji was a broad, tall silhouette against the smoke, two hovering moon eyes glinting. They rarely removed the rotom-possessed goggles from their twice-broken nose.

Bill receded from the syrupy smoke and adjusted his face mask. Smog gathered into three clumps, churning and glowing over the room. It was Gastly - three that liked to follow Fuji around - using all the compacted power and gasses of hundreds of corpses to curl up into a ball and hide in a corner for 23 hours a day.

He had not figured out if Fuji and the gastly were being forced into this project or if they were here of their own accord. They worked as if their lives depended on it.

Bill was not sure he could like the doctor by the most basic of qualifications; they were rude, a poor listener, and did not seem to care that no one was ever on their page. However, by the nature of their situation, the scientists shared conversation, and some of their own terrible secrets that shuffled to the surface.

Fuji walked around the workbench, approaching Bill and Magnemite. Behind Fuji, an electabuzz stood with their arms crossed at the end of the table. They were both in their Physical Containment level 3 - PC3 - equipment, which included the black lab gowns covering their bodies, gloves, and a full face mask. Fuji had long locs tied and wrapped on the top of their head. Electabuzz’s yellow antennae reached just past Bill’s 4-foot height. They always grumbled as they moved, electricity crumpling in waves between muscle. They escorted Bill, woke him up, watched him eat, and sometimes poked their nose around Bill's things in the suite or labs.

Fuji glanced back at Electabuzz. Then they sighed, addressing Bill. “Would you please change the radio to something… else?” They strained a smile.

“Why, sure, doctor.” Bill turned his power chair towards the computer monitor. He activated it by looking at a specific point and blinking twice. Then, he started navigating the screen menu using more eye movements and blinks. “What else can I do for you while I’m being HELD HERE AGAINST MY WILL?”

The laboratory fell silent except for the stream of news and the buzz of machines.

A few awkward seconds, and the radio shut off. It was replaced with bird sounds.

“Amaaaaazing, thank you,” chimed Fuji as they turned around and walked away with Electabuzz. “Oh,” they stopped. “Fletchling. Correct?”

Recordings of fletchling chirped over the speakers.

Bill replied, “...Yup.”

Although he acted annoyed by Fuji’s request, the birdsong was a lot easier on his head than the news.

As an alternate, the 300 words I wrote for drabble bingo, Quaxwell, Happiny, Bergmite.
 
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IFBench

Rescue Team Member
Location
Pokemon Paradise
Partners
  1. chikorita-saltriv
  2. bench-gen
  3. charmander
  4. snivy
  5. treecko
  6. tropius
  7. arctozolt
  8. wartortle
  9. zorua
I also have an alternate excerpt, all of Then, Then, and Now! It should also be approximately 1000 words.
 

HelloYellow17

Gym Leader
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. suicune
  2. umbreon
  3. mew
  4. lycanroc-wes
  5. leafeon-rui
Howdy hey! I’m here signing up with this scene from chapter 10 of my fic! (Of Sand and Shadows). Enjoy some light sass and friendly banter. :D

"Ma."

Wes jumped as he felt a tug at the hem of his coat. He looked down and, to his surprise, found Makuhita tugging at the blue fabric.

"Um. Can I help you?"

Rui crouched down to level with Makuhita, and pulled something from her jacket pocket. "Here, this is for you. I think you'll like it."

Makuhita turned to look at her, and gave a few slow blinks before taking the treat, a small biscuit, from her outstretched hand. "Ma-ku."

Wes shot her a look. "Where did you get that?"

Rui grinned up at him. "I grabbed a few from the Phenac Center yesterday. They had a whole jar for Trainers to take some, and...I mean, I'm not a Trainer, but I thought I could give some to Neo and Novo at some point." She looked back at Makuhita with a gentle smile. "I think this guy needs it more, though."

"Ku." Makuhita nibbled away at the treat. He sounded somewhat pleased, though his expression remained as blank as ever.

He didn't seem all that different, Wes thought. His insane rage in battle aside, Makuhita was behaving like an ordinary, mild-mannered Pokémon. As he watched the fighter finish his treat, Wes thought he looked...almost normal.

Then Makuhita looked up at him again with those eyes and that blank, lifeless stare.

Almost.

"You should name him," Rui said suddenly.

"I—what?"

"Every Pokémon should have a name, shouldn't they?" Rui got back to her feet. "I doubt those thugs had a proper name for him, so you should give him one."

"Rui, he's not my—"

She shot him a sharp look. "Wesley Lycas, he's your Pokémon until we can get him better, so you should treat him like it," she said.

Gods, you're bossy as all hell.

Wes sighed in defeat and looked down at the Pokémon. Fine. It wasn't like naming him was a big deal, anyway...right?
Wes stared at the Makuhita. Makuhita stared back.

A name...it had been so long since he'd named another Pokémon. He couldn't even remember how he came up with ones for Neo and Novo; they had simply come to him.

And just like that, a name for Makuhita popped in his mind.

"Maku," he said.

He heard a light sputter and looked over to find Rui giggling at him. He frowned at her. "What?"

"M-Maku?" she asked with an amused grin.

"Yeah, what of it? It suits him."

"That wouldn't, I don't know, have to do with the fact that he's a Makuhita?"

"Shut it. It's a good name. Right?" Wes addressed the Pokémon.

Makuhita cocked his head to the side, then nodded. "Ma."

"See? He likes it."

"Well, what are you gonna name him when he evolves?" Rui's grin spread wider. "Harry?"

Wes scoffed. "Don't be ridiculous." He paused, then added nonchalantly, "I'd call him Yama."

At this, Rui let out a real guffaw of laughter. "Did—did you just make a joke?" she choked.

He shot her a sideways glance. "Would that be so hard to believe?"

"Well—yeah!" She spluttered. “You’re so serious all the time.”

"Not my fault if most people have a terrible sense of humor."

"Oh, really?" Rui folded her arms and cocked her head to the side, still grinning. "So yours is better than everyone else's?"

"Exactly."

"How humble of you."

"I try."

Rui's eyes lit up with an idea. "Tell you what." She clasped her hands behind her back. "If I can make you laugh by the end of this mission, you buy me a Pokepop."

Wes stared at her. "That's stupid."

"It's a bet! So if I lose, you get something out of it."

He snorted and folded his arms. "And what would that be?"

"Hmm..." Rui squinted up at the sky for a moment, lost in thought. "How about...I buy treats for your whole team?"

That...actually was somewhat tempting. Still—

"You have no money," Wes deadpanned.

"Only because of current circumstances!" Rui huffed. "Once I get a new phone, I'll have access to my account again—and yes, I do have my own money, in case you doubted that," she added dryly.

Wes looked at her expression and realized she was actually serious. He shook his head in disbelief. "Fine, I'll play along, but only because it means free treats for my team."

"Oh, you think so?" Rui leaned forward with a mischievous smile. "I have plenty of jokes up my sleeve!"

He rolled his eyes. "And they're probably all terrible."

"Ha! Just you wait, Lycas. I'll get you."
"I'm sure."

"Ma?" Maku's voice caught Wes by surprise; he'd almost forgotten the quiet Pokémon was still standing right in front of them. Maku was looking between him and Rui with a somewhat hopeful gaze.

"Sorry, bud, I don't actually have any treats on me," Wes said wistfully. He threw Rui a sideways smirk. "I'm sure we'll get some soon, though."

She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Ma. Ma-ku." Maku gestured to Rui with his fist.

She blinked at the Pokémon in surprise. "Oh, you mean my treats!" Maku nodded, and her face fell a little. "Um, sorry, Maku, I don't have that many, and was saving them for the others..."

Maku blinked. "...ku." He looked down in disappointment.

Well, great. Now Wes felt sorry for him. Neo and Novo's begging tactics were one thing; he'd caved in to them from time to time, and they'd lived their lives knowing and trusting in his affection. But this poor Pokémon...he acted for all the world like Rui was the first human to ever show him kindness.

"It won't hurt to give him another one," he said to Rui.

She raised an eyebrow at him, then grinned. "If you say so." Instead of offering the biscuit to Maku, however, she dug one out of her jacket pocket and held it out to Wes. "You give it to him. You're the Trainer, after all."

Wes paused, then took it from her hand, knelt down, and held out the offering.
Maku blinked and slowly took the treat from Wes' hand. He nibbled at it—then took a larger bite, and then a larger one, until he shoved it all into his mouth. He looked at Wes and mumbled through a mouthful. "Ma."

"You're welcome. I think." It was a bit difficult to read Maku compared to Neo and Novo; Wes was used to relying on twitching ears and waving tails to tell him what they were feeling, and Maku's expressionless gaze didn't help things, either.

"So, Wes, what are you going to name the other ones?" Rui was smirking at him. "Let me guess - you'll name the Quilava, 'Quilly'?"

"Shut up, Rui."

"Oh! How about 'Bay' for the Bayleef?"

Wes rolled his eyes. "You know what, if you're so good at names, then you should name them."

"Wait—are you serious? Do you mean that?" Her eyes widened in surprise.

He thought for a second, then shrugged. "If you want to, then...sure. Why not."

Rui beamed at him. "I'd love to!"

"Knock yourself out, then. But make sure they're at least decent ones."

"No promises. Maybe I'll name one of them 'Princess'."

"...You know what, I take it back. I'm keeping the naming privileges."

"No, wait, I was kidding! Let me name at least one!"

"Fine."
 

Negrek

Abscission Ascendant
Staff
Here's my excerpt, in case it's needed. From The Foolish Oddish:

I was ready. My parents had taught me well, and I knew how to let go. It was time to find my own stories. And soon enough, no more than a hundred sleeps, perhaps, one found me.

"Helloooo down there!" The voice was small and far-off, almost too high-pitched to hear. I stopped and looked. There was a zubat swooping overhead. It wasn't uncommon to meet a zubat, for they tended to fly at the same time that a weed might wander.

The zubat arced down to rest on an overhanging branch. "Hello, hello," he said again. "Tell me a story!"

What else would he be wanting? Uninjured, apparently not hungry or thirsty--food spoils, water sours, and what good is treasure you can't carry? The only thing worth trading is what lives in your head, which even the dungeon can never take from you. Stories are what all pokémon gather, the true wealth of a life lived wandering. And oddish know all the best stories, of course, for who wanders farther than the wandering weed?

"You first," I said imperiously. I wasn't some story-dispenser to be hallooed by just anyone. If the bat wanted what I knew, he'd better be prepared to offer something good.

The zubat let out a hiss of air, maybe an exclamation above my hearing. Bats conversed amongst themselves sometimes, speech too high-pitched for a weed to hear even if she was standing right there. I suspected they kept their best stories for themselves. "I'll tell you half of one," the bat decided. "And after I hear yours, if it's good, I'll tell the rest. Deal?"

I rocked back and forth, considering. My feet were beginning to itch with thirst, but I could put off finding water for now. "Deal," I finally agreed.

The zubat's mouth gaped soundlessly, what I imagined was a pleased noise beyond my comprehension. "That's easy, then. This dungeon doesn't go on forever. Down at the bottom there's a cave."

"What's a cave?"

The zubat rustled his wings in annoyance. "That's the other half."

Disappointing. All of my stories were good, of course, and I didn't want to trade one just for that, but neither did I want to be left with the sour note of that poor part-story. I hoped the second half was better.

In trade I told one of my least favorites, the story of the foolish oddish. The zubat's wide ears tilted as he listened.

Once there was an oddish who found a treasure, a hunk of rock that shone like the sun itself. He kept it with him always, carried it in his mouth, set it gently aside to speak, picked it up again right after. And he found as little cause as possible to speak. The foolish oddish kept his treasure with him floor after floor, through one fight after the next, for there were many pokémon who wanted to fight him, to steal his precious stone. But he prevailed, and he kept his stone, and all was well enough.

Until he found another stone. Green and mossy, velvet to the touch like a new-sprouted leaf. He coveted it immediately, but had no way to carry it beside his beloved golden stone. Yet he could not bear to leave it. Even less could he choose between them, the most beautiful treasures the dungeon had ever offered. So instead he sat with both, gazing first at one, then the other, unable to decide. He sat until his leaves wilted and his skin shriveled, until finally thirst took him and he perished, a dried husk with neither treasure to his name.

The zubat listened intently until I reached the end, then let out a small squeak of appreciation. "Foolish oddish indeed! How terrible it must be for you, needing stones to make your changes."

"The dungeon provides," I said stiffly. At least we could change, not like the klefki or the seviper, cursed forever with the form to which they were born. "The rest of your story, now."

The zubat chirped, delighted. "Of course! At the bottom of this dungeon is a cave. A cave is a dark place. It's like you've crawled underground. Because you have! You can't see the sun at all! But that's not the best part. In the cave..." He swept out his wings, letting the silence stretch dramatically. "In the cave, there's a portal to the outside world!"

After a second, when it seemed that would be all, I said, "That's not a story."

"What do you mean? Of course it's a story!"

"There weren't any people in it. And nothing happened! If nothing happens, it's not a story, it's just a fact!"

"Fine. If you think it's a fact, then it's still the best fact," the zubat said haughtily. "That's more than a good enough trade."

Not good enough for me. "I'm going to find some water," I announced.

The zubat followed me, high overhead. He swooped down to snatch an oran berry off the ground; he grabbed a wand and entertained himself for a few minutes, letting off bursts of swirling sparks. I ignored him, because after all he wouldn't be able to follow forever. I knew where the nearest staircase was; if I wanted, I could leave. Or I could bury myself and go to sleep, and then the bat would get bored and leave on his own.

Three turns to find a pond, and nothing much to bother me on the way. The dungeon's upper floors were mostly young pokémon and the kind of people who craved company. If you didn't care for other people, if you wanted room to yourself, that's when you'd go down deep. Or so my parents said. I'd ventured a few floors down, daring it like children do, determined to prove I wasn't scared, but I'd made no serious attempt to chance the depths. Wasn't meeting people the entire point?

The pond was as clear and refreshing as every other. I stood and drank, submerged almost up to my eyes, while the zubat clung upside-down to a branch grown over the water. "Fine," he said. "If that wasn't enough of a story for you, I'll tell you another. Will that make you happy?"
 

Shiny Phantump

Through Dream, I Travel
Location
Hallownest
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. sylveon
  2. absol-mega
  3. silvally-psychic
  4. ninetales-phantump
  5. cosmog
  6. gallade-phantump
  7. ceruledge-phantump
Posting an excerpt from a mystery project. A PMD thing, somewhat related to my bingo prompts? I plan to have it up at the same time as them. It's formatted as a journal/diary entry. Thought it might not be clear given it doesn't have a header yet.

I’ve known I was “human” for as long as I can remember, but it didn’t mean anything to me until I met Emmeryn. It was just a word, for the most part. All it meant in practical terms is that I was more powerful than normal, and that I had to learn to hold that back. People were touchy about our power. Historical reasons.

I knew I was lucky that, when I first awoke here and tearfully confessed my circumstance, it was my current father that I found. I can picture many ways my life could have gone depending on who, if anyone, I ended up with. None of them go as well as my current one. Most quite dramatically so. That was the extent of my thoughts on the subject, though. It was something that happened to me. Not a part of me.

After all, I didn’t choose humanity in the same way I chose to seek to become part of an exploration team, or chose to take on the malicious armour that made me a Ceruledge. Not until much later in my life.

My first human decision was during a trial for an exploration team. We heard conflict, and found the source to be a Kirlia, quivering like a leaf, staring at her hands, and yet surrounded by several unconscious thugs. A testament to an uncanny power whose source could only have been one thing.

I recall feeling like I was suffocating as she told us what she was: Human, of course. I’d already known. Didn’t know what to do with that, though. The team leader’s eyes widened, afraid. Unsurprising, given the stories…

I felt like I had to step in. In retrospect, I did have the option to just… watch. Kept my secret close as I had for the rest of my prior life. Let them come to their own conclusion as to what to do with her. Maybe she’d still have been okay. But I’m not that kind of person.

The look on the poor leader’s when he realized there was another human, one who had been with him this entire time was quite memorable. But I hadn’t slit someone’s throat in their sleep or grabbed one of his tails, and that counted from something in terms of trust. Not much, but enough that he and his team agreed to keep things between us.

And so, I met Emmeryn, viscerally uncomfortable in her own skin and close to breaking but nonetheless reassured by the fact that she wasn’t the only one and that someone was on her side. Which is good, because as she remembers it, she’d been pretty close to blasting the old Ninetales away before I stepped in.

It was speaking with her that prompted me to realize what I was missing. Before, I wasn’t even aware of the pieces of myself I had lost. I recalled only a few vague impressions of a time before my childhood. A day with bright tubes humming with light, apple juice, a new dress and shoes for the occasion, and more than anything else, noise. But not who I had been, or anything of the people around me.

I learned that human was a species and not an adjective. I had not been a human Charcadet. I had been one, and then the other. I had been embarrassed, and Emmeryn concerned. I felt like I’d failed her in some way, since I was supposed to be helping her. We were supposed to have our humanity in common, but here she was explaining it to me. I didn’t know until later that the whole thing hadn’t upset her- that she’d been grateful for a reason to talk to someone about her past life.

In return, I taught her how to be a Kirlia. To the best of my ability, at least, it wasn’t perfect but was certainly better than nothing. I remember telling her about her evolution, how it needed a host, and the degree of closeness that tie brought both minds. I told her she needed to abort the process if ever it started for her, since the link would lay her secrets bare before that person, her humanity included. After all, I was the only other human she knew. Loner as I was, I had no interest whatsoever in such a connection!

Emmeryn is laughing at me over our mental link as I write this. Which is quite rude, considering she was the one who advised me to try diarying my feelings about my identity in the first place. In her defence, I’ve laughed at it before too. I was a different person back then.
 

unrepentantAuthor

A cat that writes stories.
Location
UK
Pronouns
they/she
Partners
  1. purrloin-salem
  2. sneasel-dusk
  3. luz-companion
  4. brisa-companion
  5. meowth-laura
  6. delphox-jesse
  7. mewtwo
  8. zeraora
Count me in!

A few pokémon were waiting near the back door, crowded on the wooden patio around Mienshao, who chirped enthusiastically to call the humans over. Salem barely knew any of the pokémon in the crowd, and only really by species. She slunk past clumsy human feet to take a spot over to the side, by a scrawny-looking eevee.


Alisha waved. “Hey again, you! Is this everyone?”


[Everyone who wants to listen!]


“Ha, okay. Thank you.”


Mienshao signed something Salem couldn’t even follow, vocally chattering as she did, and Alisha replied just as fluently. Full-flow conversation. Like it was nothing. Salem watched them like a statue, trying not to think about how much she wanted that for herself. She was smart for a purrloin – at least, she thought so – but really only enough to realise how much was beyond her grasp. She strained to understand humans, lived on best-guesses and uncertain interpretations. She tried all the time. Tried so hard to get things. And this mienshao understood far more than she did while hardly even trying.


Even if she’d been born as a mienshao, that still wouldn’t be enough.


“Alright, everyone,” called Alisha, gesturing [gather round]. “I’m Alisha.” [My sign name is ‘Whisper’].


Salem practised the name. It was an easy one, a little like hush, a little like talk, and signed very gently. Whisper. A soft, low voice. The name suited her.


“Most pokémon in places like this will go on to partner up with a human,” began the human called [Whisper], in her quiet, clear voice. “If a pokémon isn’t wild, then they live together with humans, don’t they? There are pokémon who are pets and companions, some who work with human partners, and many others, of course, who battle alongside a trainer. But not any of you, right?”


Alisha’s eyes creased a little for an instant. Was that pain, maybe? A wince? Then her smile returned.


“Sometimes a pokémon can find themselves unwilling or unable to return to the wild, but still have no direction to take, in the world of humans. Humans get confused and lost as well, believe me, but it’s different for a pokémon. Harder to search for a different path.”


Salem’s claws pressed hard into the deck beneath her. How many pokémon like her must Alisha have spoken to – listened to – to understand this?


“Most pokémon have the power to change themselves,” she said, using the sign for evolution. “Maybe you’ve dreamed about it. Changing who you are, completely and permanently? It must seem terribly exciting, knowing that if you get strong enough… suddenly, you’ll evolve?


A sullen scrafty nodded. A fletchling chirped a reply. Salem stifled a mewl, thinking of every time she’d seen a liepard on Laura’s TV and wanted to get stronger.


“You know, humans don’t have that power. There’s no bright light when humans become adults. But they are capable of change – slow, gradual, and intentional.”


Alisha signed the final word by fluttering her fingers by her temple. It meant something like [on purpose], and something like [knowing].


Alisha caught Salem’s rapt stare, and grinned.


“Humans get to learn and grow in ways pokémon often don’t. They can figure out their place in the world bit by bit, instead of waiting for a sudden bright light. Maybe that’s what some of you are doing, if life hasn’t fallen into place for you so far. Here’s the thing… I’ve got another way for you. If you want it.”


The fluid, intricate signing continued as Alisha explained.


“I’m here to offer you a place in an experimental training program, one which doesn’t pair you up with a human partner. We call it ‘self-directed pokémon upskilling’ – that’s just a way of saying you get to learn for yourself, in classes, as if you were human kids. We have some teachers who’re human, and some who aren’t. It could be where you figure out what you want to become. It could be a home.”


Somewhere mid-flow, Alisha’s signing stopped translating exactly what she said in Galarish. As she talked about the program, her hands said something different. They said,


[We can give you a new kind of evolution.]


They said,


[Many pokémon wish they were human – to stand tall and speak clearly and understand the world.]


They said,


[That’s what we’re doing, for anyone who wants it.]


Salem could only hear Alisha’s words, and her own crazed heartbeat.


[We can make you human.]


For a moment, Salem felt afraid to breathe. She might wake up.


A sharp, earnest trill burst from her throat, and she found herself signing back, [MAKE ME HUMAN?]


Alisha smiled, and her mouth said, “The courses we offer will treat you more like a human than you’re used to, that’s for sure!”


Her hands said, [Yes, if that’s what you want. You would be part-pokémon, part-human. Both at once. Different to each.]


Salem glanced at Jamie. He was paying more attention to his coworker who was unsuccessfully trying to wrangle the mudsdale. Mienshao wasn’t looking at Alisha’s hands either – a squabble between a pair of nickit had distracted her.


Alisha winked at Salem.


[It will be hard, and scary, and you can’t go back after. But, if you want it enough, it will be worth it.]


“So,” she said aloud, “how would you like to try something new?”


Her hands said, [Do you want to be something new?]


Salem stared, fur on end, mouth half-open. Would she? She could just nod her head, and all that Alisha had told her would come true? She could change, be something better, something close to human? The answer was so strong, so clear, that Salem needed something more than just a ‘yes’. She flung herself forwards, miaowed, and rose up on her hind paws to sign, nearly toppling over.


[PLEASE.]


Alisha chuckled.


“That bad, huh? Think about this carefully. I want you to be very sure, first.” [Slow down. Think first, then choose.]


Salem was already sure. And – as best as she could – she said so. She made hesitant, experimental gestures with her paw, combining signs, inventing something she desperately hoped would be understood.


One paw sweeping across the other. [HUMAN.]


A similar motion, with claws extended. [POKÉMON.]


One paw at her temple then slashing downward. [PERSON.]


What she signed altogether was something like, [I’M HUMAN-POKÉMON. YES, NOW. I’LL GO.]


The effort was tremendous, but Alisha seemed to comprehend perfectly. “You got it, kitten,” she said. “Guess that means you’re coming with me.”


Salem’s lungs released a held breath. She would go with Alisha. Yes.
 

lichhen

gay
Pronouns
he/they/ze
Partners
  1. metapod-shiny
thank you negrek, catnippers, and everyone else who made this happen. this speed-review exercise is something we should be doing in college fr. it felt really helpful for me to force myself through anxiety i get from revisiting my own work. thanks yall...
 
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