forest rp?

[candycanearter07]

"Please, when you've been in THIS business for this long, nothing phases you anymore!" They give out a hearty chuckle. "So, care for an interview?"

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

Another pause. "An interview?" They ask, noticing the video cameras. They give another grin. "I got a better idea! Why don't you interview us in our mansion! It's right down the way, and it's certainly a better atmosphere then out here." As if by magic, a massive mansion is noticable in the distance. Think of the Celadon Mansion in Kanto, but about 15 times fancier.

 

[candycanearter07]

"Sounds good to me, as long as you don't try to pull one over on us!"

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Actually, lemme do you a favor. The Joltik is named "Doodle," and the Charizard's name is abbreviated to just "M".]

Doodle whispers something into M's ear, prompting a sigh from M. "Yes, you can have some hot chocolate we get there..." he sighs. Doodle gives an excited squeak in response. He then turns his attention back to the group. "I'll let you in under ONE condition. No cameras or video recording. Most of the Pokémon in there are... let's just say camera-shy. Deal?"

 

[candycanearter07]

[hi sorry power outage :(]

"...um. It's a long way to the car... someone will probably have to trek back by themself..? Also bring back a notepad."

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[A power outage?? Dang, that's bad luck]

M shrugged, as if to say "Not my problem". "That's fine by me."

(Insert a cool and original transition here)

The inside of the mansion is fancy, like the kind of mansion extremely rich people would live in. The Pokémon inside look the exact opposite. In fact, in the entryway, a Gengar and a Mimikyu are playing Super Smash Brothers Melee. After the Gengar seems to win the game, the Mimikyu gives an annoyed groan. The Gengar grins and turns to face the Mimikyu, revealing that the Gengar is missing their right eye. "Come on man, you just gotta play better!" The Gengar laughed.

"YOU try playing when you don't have hands!" the Mimkikyu retorts.

 

[candycanearter07]

[hi sorry :(]

"Wow.. quite the contrast.." For once, they're shocked into silence, taking in the opulent surroundings.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[You don't have to apologize man, it's all good! Take all the time you need :)]

The Gengar gives the detective a bit of a glare, but M leads them onwards and seems to ignore it. Soon, the group enters the dining room, where multiple mugs of hot chocolate are located. And none of the instant powder crap: actual melted chocolate mixed into milk, with marshmallows and candy canes as optional sides. Doodle immediately jumps at a marshmallow that's as big as she is and starts gnawing at it. M simply grabs at a cup, which turns into a ghost-cup and starts to take a sip. "So... what do you wanna know?" he asks the detective.

 

[candycanearter07]

The det leans back in their chair, slipping into their usual routine. It's clear that this is quite normal for him, regardless of the location. Their trusty notepad and pencil are clutched in their hand, ready to go. "So, why ARE you haunting these woods?"

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

M winces. Touchy subject. "'Haunt' is a bit of a strong word, don't you think?" He gives a weak chuckle before continuing on. "Most of the Pokémon here don't have anywhere else to go, y'know? Either their families are dead, or they're ridiculed by others for being, well, dead. I was in the same spot a few hundred years ago. Nowhere to turn, no one to depend on. I ended up finding this abandoned mansion in the woods, and decided to fix it up so no Pokémon would have to go through what I did..." His expression darkens for a second as he takes a drink of hot chocolate to compose himself.

 

[candycanearter07]

[hi sorry deltarune happened :D]
"Hm.." Deep in thought, they scribble down on their notepad. "So, why do you scare and/or attack humans that invade?"