Raichu and feraligatr, huh? Shit, if he'd had to get turned into a water-type, and a water-type starter at that, why couldn't it have been totodile instead of fucking mudkip? "Water to fire, huh? Damn, that is quite a switch. 'Course, I always thought I was gonna be a dragon trainer as a kid. At least you were halfway realistic about shit."
"You could still catch a dragon," Rocky said. "You should! Dragons are cool!"
Like there was even the faintest chance of him catching anything anytime soon, or ever. God, why couldn't the guy take a hint and fucking leave? Nate's smile felt stretched and uncomfortable, but he did his best to keep it in place while he said, "Shit, yeah, that would be amazing, wouldn't it? I'm sure they'd all kick my ass, but it would be great, just to be able to do it at all. And they'd love it here, I mean... no Rocket bullshit for sure, not having to worry about any of that, or, like, nobody would even know what you were talking about." No Rocket bullshit, of course, unless Giovanni got what he wanted here. Unless Joule annihilated the planet so it wasn't even there to enjoy. Or any of this Dark Matter fucktwaddle.
Right, great. That had been the perfect way to cheer up. Nate took a deep breath and forced himself to move on. It wasn't hard--damn, but it was too long since he'd gotten to talk trainer shit. And he was feeling genuinely playful when he leaned forward and said. "All right, raichu and feraligatr, then. But go on, you ain't gonna hold out on me, are ya? Got to have at least one fire-type there, right? Who else you got on your team?"