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Pokémon Anon's Bingo Drabbles

2025 Anniversary

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Happy sixth anniversary, Thousand Roads! I've got three stupid little stories here from my Drabble Bingo card, which had the overarching theme of Johto. The specific prompts are at the bottom of the post in a spoiler tag.


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1.

Mechanical issues never fazed veteran elevator repair technicians like Braxton. What fazed him now were the forty expert trainers and their teams of deadly, high-level Pokémon watching him work, grumbling in mounting impatience. A bead of sweat rolled down his forehead as he attempted one last control-relay replacement, and…

It worked. The elevator whirred to life. He let out a tremendous sigh of relief, then scurried out of the crowd’s way.

“Apologies for the delay, everyone.”

Not one word of thanks. He hoped it would be a long, long time until he got a call from the Battle Tower again.


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2.

“Don’t wanna talk, huh?”

Officer Jenny drummed her fingers on the metal table. More than anything, she hated the crooks who fancied themselves loyal or principled.

“Three of your ‘friends’ ratted you out earlier this week. If you won’t give us the other names, we can beat ’em out of someone, and they’ll know whose fault it is.”

Nothing. The perp stared at his shoes.

“Talk!”

Finally, he raised his sunken face, and stared her dead in the eye. His lips moved for the first time since she’d dragged him into the station hours ago.

“…Today’s not Saturday,” said Santos.


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3.

“It’s now been one hundred minutes since the starting gun. Still no change.”

“Al, we’ve been doing this a long time, but I don’t think we’ve seen this before.”

“Definitely not, John. And if this continues until the event gets called on account of darkness, it will be the longest event in Pokéathlon history by three solid hours.”

“Now, the referee could still call it before then?”

“Indeed, that’s about the only element of suspense left today. An absolute travesty by the event schedulers.”

Down on the track, the Diglett, Dugtrio, and Ditto continued to stare up at the hurdles.


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  1. Battle Tower
  2. Santos
  3. Pokéathlon
 

icomeanon6

That's "I come anon 6"
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  2. arcanine
Oh hey, it's the seventh anniversary already! Here are three more drabbles from the overall grid theme of Hoenn. As with last year, the prompts are at the bottom of the post in a spoiler tag.


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1.

Ken stepped outside and pulled his hood over his head. He’d kill to live somewhere with better weather. When it wasn’t raining in his hometown, the leaves were dripping. As he crossed the bridge to the drugstore, he felt the drops slackening and made the mistake of looking up. Before he could stop or look down again, a subtly misshapen patch of bridge caught his foot and sprawled him out, leaving his head dangling over the edge to stare down the fifty-foot drop. He scrambled to safety, cursed the entire Kecleon species, and wondered what rent was like in Rustboro.


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2.

“25… 24…”

“Ejection system nominal. Detach pilot bridge.”

“21… 20…”

“Final diagnostics green. Go for ignition at T minus ten.”

“17… 16…”

Free!”

“Command, this is Capsule, request countdown check, we show thirteen.”

“Negative on ‘three,’ Capsule. That was Lucy’s Butterfree. It’s ‘Bring Your Pokémon to Work Day,’ sorry about that. Resetting countdown to T minus twenty.”

“Roger, Command.”

“19… 18…”

Tree!”

“Command, this is Capsule—”

“Negative on ‘three,’ Capsule. (Shut up, Treecko.) Another Pokémon. Resetting countdown to T minus twenty-five.”

“24… 23…”

“Final diagnostics still green.”

Tree!” “Minun!” “Free!”

“Okay, you little shits, that one was on purpose.”


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3.

Marcia had the easiest job in Team Aqua. No position in the recruitment department was exactly difficult, but her particular assigned location made things a breeze. Even the fake restaurant signage out front didn’t hurt her numbers, as her primary demographic knew what they were looking at. Around noon, her fourth catch of the day staggered through the door, removed his goggles, poured a small mountain of sand out of his left boot, then from his right, downed two tall glasses of complimentary water, unceremoniously tossed his Team Magma hat into the designated bin, and asked, “Where do I sign?”


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  1. Life in the trees! Fortree City​
  2. Studying the stars! Mossdeep Space Center​
  3. Sand Everywhere! Route 111​
 
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