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The principal at your school considers your stash of toy Poke Balls concealed weapons You refer to your teachers via Gym Leader names. You practically keep battery companies in business with how many AA batteries you go through You know each game so well, you can put speedrunners to shame.

You wonder why there's no Chansies at your local doctor's office You wonder why you can't catch dragons at your local fishing hole

You have actually maxed out the clock on a save file You use Pokemon Sleep every night without fail

@K_S (It's a reference to the title song of Scarlet/Violet, "Celestial")

--You try to get Ash's victory against Leon recognized as a national holiday --You are constantly checking the mailbox for your acceptance letter into the Naranja, Uva, and/or Blueberry Academy --You wonder if your grandma owns a pendant that's actually a crystal turtle --"Celestial" is on loop...

--Every calendar in your house is marked with game release dates and anime premieres --You celebrate the voice actors' birthdays --You can rattle off the entire National Pokedex in order, but can't remember your country's last five leaders

--You challenge the school gym coach for their badge --You teach the school band the Red/Blue opening --Your friends don't know which is worse: the emergency broadcast system, or you singing the classic English Pokemon theme over and over and over... --You wish Brock could cook for your school...

Basically, a humorous game of building a list of ways you may have played and/or watched a little too much Pokemon. Here goes... --You have very game --You've caught'em all on every game --You regularly restart them just to do it all again --You have a hat like Ash's or a pendant like Liko's...