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Chapter 100: Hi there. It’s me, Erick. Still, uh, in the void. Time is very weird here. I don’t think I’ve aged? Shank, Molly, the Pokemon and I have been… Well, We’ve been. My ribs are finally healed again! Shank had gotten into mechanics, and built a TV screen into Homer's chest at...

Chapter 21: “Giovanni!” I yelled “Please! Don’t do this!” “Yeah!” Shank yelled “What the hell dickweed!” “You shouldn’t talk to me that way.” Giovanni warned. “Or what, snotface?” Shank shot back. “Ho-Oprah, prepare to fire on that sad man over there.” “Cute.” Gio smiled. He opened the...

MATURE THEMES ALERT! Chapter 0: Hello. This is new. In case you haven't heard by now, I am unfortunately not your universes Giovanni. My name was Greg Ingred Oblong, and I was a human gangster. Gio, being my initials, became my street name. I ran a dog fighting ring on the left side of...

Chapter 20: “Why would you take the leaf stone!” Shank yelled, frustrated. “There were literally so many better options!” “We’re a little stressed for time!” I responded, pulling back on one of Salt’s fins like I was cocking a gun. Salt (rather appropriately) made a gun-cocking noise with his...

Chapter 19 “God fucking dammit!” Giovanni screamed in my ear, pulling a gun out of his pocket, and immediately firing it at the giant bird. The blasts were deafening. Shank and Ho-Oh dodged out of the way downward, and for a second, they were gone. “Fuck! This cannot happen! You cannot do...

Shank’s Chapter. Hi, it’s me. Shank DeVay. International crime lord, millionaire playboy/rapper/mob boss, and certified plumber. Okay, technically only that last one is true. I bet you’re wondering like, how I came to be riding on Ho-oh. It’s actually a pretty fun story, I think. A story that...

Chapter 17: “Nope nope nope.” I said aloud. “Nope. Not happening. Nopity nope nope.” And, like a parrot, Rocket responded “Nope, Nuh uh, don’t even get near me.” “I- Rocket?” “Erick?” There was silence for a second. “So” I started, filling the void of the cell-like room with my weak voice...

Chapter 16: Drums and bells. You get it. They seemed to be getting quieter. I woke up to find Rocket curled up next to me, and smiled softly, before turning to see Darkari, who was staring at Rocket. “Kid, in all my years of this gig, no one’s ever brought a pokemon with them into the dream.”...

Chapter 15: “Get up.” Someone said, The lights were bright. Too bright. My head was spinning as the pain zipped around my brain in the worst headache of my life. “Up! Now, we haven’t got all day.” I heard a thud, and then, almost as if on delay, I felt a sharp pain in my ribcage. “Shitaki...

Chapter 14: Bells ringing. Drums pounding. At this point I had a whole damned percussion section in my brain. I looked around the grayish void, hoping to find some comfort. I noticed something moving in the distance, but before I could get a closer look, I got a tap on the shoulder. “So.”...

Chapter 13: After all that catching, it was time to show the others what we had found. I was slightly worried, because I had hucked a ball at the last minute at a goldeen I had named Salt, so I wasn’t sure if the other two had gotten their teams to six as well. Molly decided to show everyone...

Chapter 12: Molly and Shank were looking at me like I was the craziest person in the entire world. I had just told them about the dreams I had been having. I figured it was a good Idea to Finally get all of this off my chest. Molly had stared at me the whole time like I was crazy. Shank seemed...

Chapter 11: That night, going to sleep was easy, but the dream was… Not I woke up to see two figures seemingly arguing. “You can’t meet him yet!” The first figure, who I confirmed to be Oak-Darkari after another quick glance. “...” The other figure said inaudibly. I couldn’t make out much...

Chapter 10: “Hey.” Fira smiled as the three of us made our way to the meeting location in the computer room. “Glad you’re onboard, Erick.” “Ahem.” Shank cleared their throat. “And friends!” Fira smiled. They threw their hands up in mock-surrender. “Are you two Molly and, what was it, Dagger...

I was doodling today, and drew the three sillies, so I thought I’d throw them in here!

Chapter 9: To recap the previous events of my life, my friends and strongest pokemon hate my guts, a criminal mob boss employed us against our wills, I’m destined to meet a god and do… something, and on top of all of that, another god who works for the one I’m supposed to meet, and is the...

Chapter 8: “I just wish you guys would stop fighting.” Shank sighed. “It’s been four days!” They were right. The four longest days of my life had passed through. Working, gambling, training, and weirdly a lot of yoga. Shank, Molly, and I were all growing tired of the criminal enterprise we...

Chapter 7: “Erick! Erick!” I awoke with a jolt to Shank shaking me. They were wearing a black jumpsuit with a red “R” embroidered on it. I looked down at myself, and I was wearing the same. “Yeah? What happened?” I asked. Chex and Pepper ran up to me. “We’re in the team rocket barracks now.”...

Chapter 6: I woke up in the white void again. Professor Oak was staring out at seemingly nothing. “That was a choice. One I can't say I didn’t expect, but certainly one I hoped you wouldn’t make.” “I-” I was dumbstruck. I sat alone on the floor of his void. “Who are you?” “I told you once...

Chapter 5: “Giovanni? As in Giovanni, leader of team rocket? Giovanni, as in international crime lord Giovanni?” Shank said. They looked at Molly and I, almost impressed. I swore I saw Shannon roll their eyes. Shank readjusted their grip on the swords that Goopz formed, but did not lower their...