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(You are aware you wished us both back to r.l. death mountian... Or considering this forum... TeamMagmas idea of paradise right?) Well this will be sinch. A flash of light and we are courting death via hypothermia, but before pressure changes and temp changes royally kick in we are...

(Kandy, you met my "probably needs a freeze heal but will be fine" scenario and rose me an you will die by an avalanche. you got no leg to stand on here....) with a shimmer of light and sound effect of your choice the world whites out and when reality resolidifies you find yourself right in...

(You are going to make me go out and embrace nature to get my fave scifi gizmo arent you? Fine, but i am not responsible for the results to either myself, nature, or fellow climbers, they all've been warned) Your gear appears. Its pristine, shiny, works like a charm, fits like a glove...

(I shall abuse google translate then!) Wish granted. The world spawns exactly one pincurchin... On mount everest... Happy hiking. I'd like a real life functional shieka slate please.

Indeed i did. Enjoy! The dyslexia duo faced wish fairy has arrived to grant your wish... You gain the ability to master every material art when in a combat situation... And your martial art skils shine in noncombat scenatios... And nothing you can do will reverse that. Hmm i'd like...

Wish granted. you can snap your fingers, hum a tune, or think about the apple of your choice and it floats from the eithers and into your hand .. And the second you touch it, it shimmers back into the void... Attempting to bite/grab it via any means nets simular results. I would like a tasty...

Wow its like someone decided to try to saftey proof that wish after it got sunk via loop holes a few times... Alright, you are the mon of your dreams. With tm/hm and move turtor access... And i'll even toss in a nice iv/ev sets and i'll even toss in optional shiny status... And you even get...

Alright your alto sax has been blessed by the music fairies... They will it to never deteriate. The reed, pads, buttons and inner workings stay spick and span and the whole thing will never take any damage forever more.... On the other hand the faries were a bit tone deaf and "blessed" it to...

No your trapped either worthlessly flailing around like a beached fish, doing the mon equivulant of "neener neener" then teleporting after everyonr goes first... Or healing the person wailing on you as theyre wailing on you... Its a bit worse when you think about it. As an appology for...

Oh now you edit it... Alrighty improvment coming right up... Arceus in a fit of goodwill has envoked his powers to upgrade your pokemon test results to something more to your taste. Congrats you are now the mon of your dreams with perfect evs, ivs, and shiny (if you like). Theres just this...

(Considering the horror of a cheese pizza i had last night i'd say your attempts to poison sting it worked.) Also you forgot a wish for me to foul...

... Alrighty then. Granted. You go to bed one day then you wake in another world. 'Mon are real. They go on adventures, have cute if geologically and architectually challenged home towns. And lucky you you swing up a note on the adventure board looking for a group and you are accepted! No...

Granted, your friends and you get together and have fun as far as the eye can see. However just as the party breaks up disaster strikes. Everyones folks, jobs, or houses have teleported to different corners of the world, and they must follow, effective immediatly. I would like a ship to sail...

Magical item eh? In honor pf your dnd fic i gift you the d20 of insurmountableable will. At first glance it looks like a regular d20. Has the requisite numbers, sides, and heft... The magic unlocks with a sucsesful roll. There are two events that occure. Whenever the roll will lead to...

Alright... You get a baby version of its evolution "chainlinkie", it looks like a set of baby shoes bound to a chainlink fence and its noisy... And cries nonstop. Its stats are garbage, it only learns fake tears and defense curl, and its ability makes no sense and cant be used competativle...

(Alright luke skywalker challenge acepted) I rise from the grave to corrupt your wish (lucky you). Those holes seal and the excess water that seeped in disolves via magmas backup system kicking in and saving your bacon. You are safe from the water... But that fun tension of water pressure...

A magical suit out of a valcano. Granted and with a mon twist! You get team magmas volco treader 2000x and this baby can stand over 9 million degrees and comes with a jet pack that will safely whisk.you out... Into the ocean. And as the suits only built for magma i see a few leaks...

(I see shank named the new system, and erik inspired the names with his food obsession -way to wa-use Arceus' blessings-) Granted, you get a pair of cool sunglasses... Literally so cool they are made of dry ice and break down outside of nonfreezing conditions. I'd really recomend you dont...

a shame i noticed this first... Its such a nice wish i need to corrupt now... (I'd like my plush back) Granted. You get the whole shebang. Mysterious voice. Colorful void. Orange scarf. Personality test that routes you to a fitting mon youre happy to inhabbit... The light brightens...

Gee thanks. Alright granted. Everywhere you go there are pokemon abound. You even have a clutch/nest/flock/herd of all your favorites right in your front yard/nearest park waiting just for you! The downsides... Pokeball tech (catching and storage) doesnt exist... And the mon are not friendly...