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>Clearly, we should be Pourygon.

> Okay, okay, she’s figured you out… you were actually waiting for a girl. Happy now??

>Oh no, she’s gonna think that Zor is your date!! Quick, look miserable and come up with a story about how your suitor was a no-show scoundrel!

>Well, since you’re not interested in PROVING YOUR STRENGTH in the forest, we might as well socialize. Of course, Sparkles and Fuse are back in town again… better skedaddle before they see you.

>Your name was… Skip, right? No wait, that’s one of your silly little kithood nicknames. Here comes Skips, your old neighbour would say. >Bloodclaw? No no no, that’s the edgy persona that you made up when you were a kit. Hey, more memories are coming back, so that’s good! >Ingo? … that name...

You’ve never seen a Sneasel like that before. Aren’t they supposed to be purple with dark markings?

Now, we could give her a name like Blessra or Tessa, something similar to a named Espurr in the clearly inferior and totally abandoned written story… but this is the new and improved tale! I vote for Kiki or Jiji!

That’s a young Espurr tho, eating meat that was presumably served by the establishment itself. Wouldn’t we be going up to an actual small child and traumatizing them with our vegan spiel? Gonna get our head popped off by an angry Meowstic! Bidoof Pot Pie for dinner tonight!

Hey, talking to the Blissey is basically a three-for-one deal on socializing, right? Besides, Lor is a pretty chill dude. And the little ones, Kyo and Bravery, are pretty good as far as kids go.

Man, you sure are lucky that Sparkles’ psychic powers didn’t auto-detect your lies! Afterall, her powers haven’t quite worked since… well, you know… the incident. Anyways, looks like you’ll just have to indulge in one of your hobbies today! Or maybe go exploring somewhere away from the woods...

O-oh… well… they might not know him… see, he’s not from around here! You’ve fallen for a super cute traveller! The son of a fabulously wealthy merchant!!

Oh no, aw geez. What kind of excuse would someone like Sparkles understand? Work obligations? No no, she’d drag you away for a forced vacation. Say you’re sick? But your family never gets sick! Uhh, um… oh! You came to pray to Regigigas for good luck because… youuuu’re… about to go on a date!!

Ugh! It’s that ditzy doofus, Sparkles!

The flower isn’t in the wrong spot, you’ve clearly made the conscious decision to make it special and unique! This is your own original Deerlingsona!