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Assurance x2.

For turn six, Dave will use Shadow Charge, then Assurance x2 on the Blacklight Dragon.

"Eh, they'll get over it," Dave said, shrugging. Probably. For the purposes of now. "Thanks for the chat. You're a good kid." She was offering him a paw. Did Pokémon do handshakes? How did this even work, when no magic utensils were involved? He hesitantly extended his own. One way or another...

Dave nodded warily. This was the second person in a couple of days that he'd apparently convinced to get pet rocks by telling them they didn't have to have pet rocks. The power of reverse psychology? "Okay. The God Squad seem to have a stockpile. Should be able to stop by there later. You'll...

"Well, if I ever meet him I'm giving him a fucking earful." Dave took a sip of his beer, thinking. If Brisa's reservations about psychic powers were based in this shit, no wonder she wasn't thrilled about the notion of psychic rocks. "You sure you want a shade? Like I said, they're not doing...

By default for this turn, Dave will use Howl on Curio, Brisa and Starr, then Howl on Curio, Brisa and Celeste, then Double Dip an Oran Berry and an Elixir. If the strategists conclude something else would be a better idea while I'm asleep, they may override this.

That moment when you’ve been assuming for half a conversation that this girl’s dad threatened to kill her and erased her memories of her gay relationship because it was gay, only for it to turn out actually her world doesn’t even have homophobia, vs. that moment when the guy you’re talking to...

Dave slumped onto the table. Christ. Okay. Sure, magical Wild West Pokémon land was a happy place with no homophobia. Why the fuck wouldn't it be. "Yeah. Unfortunately. Good call, honestly. I wouldn't want to visit either." Dave nodded reluctantly along with her. Okay. That made some kind of...

Dave jumped at the crash of glass against the wall. "Hey, whoa, let's maybe not get kicked out of the bar?" He looked evasively around; everyone was staring at them. Goddamn it. He sank back into his chair and took a deep breath. Brisa seemed... pretty convinced it was an accident her dad had...

For turn 4, Dave will Double Dip an Elixir and a Cautious Seed, then Shadow Charge and Assurance on Giratina. He will then Run Away to the back row again.

Dave's heart hammered. The terrain was collapsing. Dialga was manipulating time, Palkia somehow bending space, putting them further away. This brief window, now, was maybe the only time they had to act, to try to turn the tide. But even then, how the fuck were they going to beat multiple...

Dave narrowed his eyes at her. "Gay. As in, you like girls. Or, you know, maybe you like guys too, whatever. They don't tend to think there's any difference."

Dave stared at her. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. That motherfucker. "He erased your fucking memory, didn't he? You already said he'd root around in there all the time. Daughter's gay and he just goes and fucking rips it all out, because then I guess it never happened? Leaves her to think she's a fucking...

For turn 3, Dave will use Shadow Charge, moving to the front row, then Assurance twice. For targeting, target Dialga first if it has not yet been defeated, otherwise Giratina. Afterwards, with his Run Away ability, he will move back to the back row.

Dave blinked at her, raising his eyebrows. He supposed Pokémon flirting by seductively fucking each other up was to be expected, honestly. But Brisa looked perfectly earnest about somehow not concluding the obvious. "Okay," he said. "So you were not hunting, and you didn't intend to end her...

Dave sipped his drink, thinking. All this pointless guilt and self-flagellation was a bit out of his wheelhouse, honestly. Not really Jean's thing, much less Mia's. "Well... you weren't going to bite down, were you? She's your friend, you spar all the time. It's not like you'd suddenly decided...

"Huh." Dave took another swig of his beer. "Well, my point that everyone's an asshole still stands." "I mean, that or your dad freaking the fuck out spooked her."

Starr? Dave didn't really know anything about this conflict between them (was this before they were trapped in a cave together?), but, well, Starr was fine, wasn't she? "Well, it doesn't seem like you did anything permanent to Starr even while you were 'out of control', so point one for your...

For turn 1, Dave will use Psych Up on Brisa to copy her Speed boost.

Buying: Elixir x2 Iron Thorn x3 Cautious Seed x2 Stat distribution: I'll just write out the algorithm instead of actually manually working it out myself: maximize Stamina, then Attack, then HP, then put points into Defense/Resistance with the aim of keeping them roughly equal.