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"I mean, if you don't want to be understood as talking nonsense, maybe when I ask how you know the spirits are doing fine, you should just say it's your goddamn psychic powers, and not start going on about what the colors of the auroras symbolize." Was there even any point talking to this guy...

Dave squinted at him. "Yeah, uh, I don't know about your world but where I come from that sounds incredibly bullshit. You're literally looking at the colors of auroras? Is there actual evidence that the colors represent the current status of the actual tangible afterlife, or are you just...

Dave narrowed his eyes at him. "How do you know that? Like, can you detect the spirits making their way there? See them still around for good afterwards? Any evidence the spirits are, you know, conscious and happy and not just experiencing eternal locked-in syndrome?" God. How did you even...

"Well, then that's one thing we have in common. No fucking gods in my world either." "A lot of people think there are but that's because they're stupid," Mia added, and he chuckled. "Thing is, in my world you don't have planet-devouring hellscape legendaries either, or a goddamn afterlife. So...

Dave blinked at him. A... tangible afterlife. That sure was a thing to drop casually like an incidental fact about his universe. But then he got to the playing God bit, which was all too familiar, and Dave's eyes just about rolled out of his skull. "You know, I like to think any god worth...

Dave narrowed his eyes at him. "What's 'incredibly painful'? Battle painful, eternal torture painful?" Mia frowned, probably wondering what difference it made. "I mean, if we've got a better plan that's great, but we may want to have a fucking plan B, no? What's plan A involve?" But Bahamut was...

"Okay, so it is situational? If you're broken so you can't use it, can we break him?" Shielding planets. Yeah, it'd be cool to have a real legendary Pokémon on your side, wouldn't it, all the way until they decided to stop being goody-two-shoes. "You did people in with this attack, the one...

"Oh, well, that's different. Only potential to kill millions of people instead of billions. Small fucking potatoes, huh?" Good fucking God. The guy was standing there casually boasting of how he could totally destroy a planet without a shred of self-awareness, and it made Dave's skin crawl. "I...

"You're a Necrozma. Same thing as Joule. Right?" It was a little hard to believe, granted, one a big goofy cat with extra limbs and the other a fucking dragon. "Any insights about this overdramatic move he's charging? Is casually being able to destroy planets normal for you, or is this special...

<><><><><> Dave entered the guild with Mia on his heels, looking around for the big light-lion. He hadn't interacted with Bahamut all that much since that time he'd been thrown at him, but well - if ever it was good to have some sort of big legendary light-dragon on your team, it was when...

I’m interested in Maple scene, the Owen scene previously discussed, and I’ve always lowkey wanted Dave to get an actual scene with Arceus somehow so maybe that one too.

Also reviewed chapter 45 of Salvage!

Dave paced around the square as people started... just staring and hugging. What? What the fuck? They'd fought a slew of legendary Pokémon and now people were just resigning themselves to the fucking end of the world because this time it was a little far away? "Have you all gone fucking...

Dave quirked an eyebrow as the Mudkip awkwardly yelled at him in a way that might have been meant to be threatening but was really just comical, all the while frantically backing away. He'd disappeared with the ball, and Dave technically couldn't tell if he'd been deactivating it or not, but...

A nasty smirk broke out on the Mudkip's face, and suddenly the ball was flying at him. Dave had only room to flinch before it hit him in the face and... Oh. Oh, fuck. His body was dissolving with a curiously lightheaded feeling of weightlessness. That little shit. A force was pushing in on him...

Dave narrowed his eyes at Nate. "Well, asshole, somehow I don't fucking trust you on that." Could you tell if a ball was deactivated? He had no idea. Goddamn it. "Prove it. Or, I don't know, fucking destroy it."

Heartbeats thundered slowly in Dave's ears as he focused the Radiance away. By the time the brain fog retreated just enough for him to realize she was probably in one of the Pokéballs lying scattered around the floor, the fucking Mudkip was already running around gathering them up, and oh, fuck...

Diyem was in the Radiant Machine. His way home. Dave charged towards it, shadows gathering around his feet. Behind him there was a noise, people shouting; in the corner of his eye Mia turned and darted that way. And that was fine, she could handle it. He was already in motion, gathering...