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Dave scowled. "I didn't put her in a position for fucking anything, I just voiced an idea to Arceus. It's not my problem what they do with it. And fuck her anyway." "I didn't tell the kids to go to that church, either, but I still told them where they were keeping Gabriel and that's why they...

“Just... teleporting him out of the blast radius just before it hits. Or portaling him. Instead of taking the attack he just draws it to him and then gets out of there.” Dave waved a paw in agitation. “It’s just a way to fucking save him. Never thought I’d be thinking up ways to rescue God from...

“Well, I’m glad you’re feeling optimistic.” Dave took a chug from his glass. “Sleep for a week sounds good. Get some rest while you still can.” "And what if someone gets hurt because of the idea I gave to Arceus? Even if it was Maple." Dave stiffened. “Well, good fucking riddance.”

Dave raised an eyebrow. “Jesus, he might be right. Sounds like you’ve done enough fucking work. Just have a damn drink.” (She'd persuaded Cynthian... what? Cynthian was transgender? Okay. Sure. Going to have to get used to that one.) Shadow looked at him anxiously. "But have we done enough...

Dave looked up at Brisa plomping down next to Shadow. Her too, huh. "Brisa. Barely seen you lately. What've you been up to?"

Dave'd been at the Cauldron for a while, a couple drinks in. The fight was tomorrow, but for the moment he was doing his best to forget about that. He'd been having an extended discussion with Mia about exactly how Pokémon metabolism might work in this world and it was exactly the sort of...

Very tentative turn 2 actions, subject to change: - Psych Up Brisa's Attack - Psych Up Bahamut's Defense - Psych Up Bahamut's Resistance

Logging a fuckton of drawing (like, minimum 15+ hours), beta-reading for a chapter of The Legendarian Chronicles (to be published), as well as a half hour of writing. Moves - Buy Mimic in place of Taunt. Items - Buy Reviver Seed x1 - Buy Max Elixir x1 Stats - Max out Stamina - Max out Attack...

Dave nodded slowly. "Sure. Try that teleport thing." He had the worst feeling it wouldn't save him anyway. But he turned around towards the door nonetheless, and Mia followed. <><><><><>

"Hmmm." He wasn't sure how far to trust that, but whatever. Arceus didn't seem likely to budge on this. Maybe he should go talk to Maple sometime. "Well, either way, I think we'd better head off to prepare. Mia, got any last questions for God?" "He's not really God. He makes sense and he...

Huh. Obviously Maple wasn't really a Smeargle, but she had a true form in some way that a regular Voice of Life didn't? "...Well, given literally nothing about her matches up with being a Voice of Life, and she still insists she is one, that's pretty suspect to me. It's cool she's been helpful...

"Well, she says she's a Voice of Life but that doesn't really check out, right? They're not supposed to be able to leave the world they originate in, but here she is, world-hopping as she pleases. And her whole MO is nothing like what I hear Voices are supposed to be about. Like, what...

"I mean, devil's advocate, just say you'll kill anyone who refuses to touch it. Sounds like that was pretty much the plan anyway." Dave scowled. "I get that Maple'd be suspicious when we appeared. That's not my problem. My problem is she's hiding something about who she is. And even after we all...

...Of course. Why was he even surprised. "You know, maybe instead of presenting it as cool happy powers to give us, and then foisting them onto us whether we liked it or not, you could have just been fucking honest and told us you wanted us to touch the goddamn evil detector to prove we're not...

Dave shifted. "Sure, but from Owen's intel Joule's power is way beyond that. I don't think just your current defenses are going to be enough to survive the hit, if you actually wind up taking it. Maybe some of us could beef you up?" It was kind of disconcerting for the actual fucking creator of...

Hmmm. "Is it important? Because, you know, if worse comes to worst you may not exactly get a chance to explain later. Does somebody else know?"

Interesting. Dave peered at Arceus. "I'm... sensing that you're not at your full power right now. What's up with that?"

"Hmm. Still. Teleport plan might still work, if you do it quickly enough." "But Joule isn't clever," Mia said, frowning. "He'd kill everyone immediately if he went all out to attack but instead he's going to waste time healing himself if we disrupt him even a little. That's very stupid." Dave...

Ha. He hadn't expected much of a reaction, given how Arceus had largely ignored Mia's suggestions, but this was actually getting somewhere. Maybe Maple'd portal him away and it'd hit her instead. If only. "I mean, what happens if you stop attracting it? Does it swing back around to Destiny...

Dave peered at Arceus, frowning. Mia's train of thought made more sense than he liked to admit. At this point, yeah, he believed that Arceus legitimately thought he might not survive this. And it didn't sound like the fake sort of god death where they're actually undying and just suffering...