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[[will respond to more stuff tomorrow but I am very groggy and sleep]]

Dave rubbed his face. All the sudden vague claims were giving him a headache. “Hold on, what? First you say it wouldn’t stop me, then you yourself describe it as making sure I couldn’t get to anyone else. Near as I can tell, yeah, being jailed would stop me doing regular actions, only it didn’t...

[[Let's pretend this part happened earlier]] Dave froze for a moment. Starr. This was... her brother? That smug tech-nerd fucking Zeraora? Well, he was not about to tell him actually Starr was currently an Incineroar in the universe where he'd turned into a dog, where a shadow-slug had taken...

Dave narrowed his eyes at him. “It sounds like what you’re getting at is that you were obstructing me”—of course he was, the dickhead—“but it’s not really the sort of thing that can just not work.”

Dave let out a frustrated sigh. “That’s more complicated to answer than you might think, but I’m guessing for the purposes of whatever detection power you’re insinuating you’ve got, the answer is yes.” Jesse’d filled an entire blackboard with tables and notes on literally everything anyone had...

Dave narrowed his eyes at him. "Your... sis?"

Dave pinched the bridge of his nose. "Okay. Okay. Psychic marks. That's..." He glanced over at the Delphox. "Look, I'm not saying that doesn't make sense. But the way these games work? That seems a bit too fucking easy, doesn't it? Just, from the start somebody learns for free that one of the...

The Darkwhite horde struck with a sudden watery barrage that passed right through his shields and brought him down in a soaked, aching heap. And then, a rushing snap of air that twisted around him. He felt a blinding flash of pain as something crushed his body from all directions, bones...

Dave watched as Shield clung to Sword, trying to save her from the place, weathering every onslaught. Something about it made it hard to look away, his chest tightening. There wasn't any real point to him being here. He'd hated Darkwhite. Why would she want to hear him say anything to her? What...

Dave rolled his eyes at the Hydreigon. "Working with people you can't stand is called being a fucking adult. You should try it." Some stragglers were watching them by now. He supposed most of the other people here were new to this. Lucky him, huh. Scuffles had broken out between some of the...

Dave used Shining Burden on Brisa, giving +2 Protect to himself and Brisa and +1 Def/Res to Brisa! Dave's Void Desperation dealt [X] damage to the Blacklight Dragon and applied 600 to flinch! Dave took 142 damage in recoil! Dave used Psych Up on Brisa's Evasion, copying her +2 boost!

Dave's head snapped towards the Hydreigon. "Sorry, I think I missed where this became any of your fucking business." He looked critically at the dragon and his sockpuppet-heads. God, what a creepy Pokémon. "Obviously I'm not going to assume the fact this guy's a shithead means anything for the...

Dave used Double Dip! - Dave's Ultra Stone did 1 damage to Regidrago! - Dave's Vile Seed applied -800 to the Blacklight Dragon's Defense and Resistance! Dave's Void Desperation did a CRITICAL [X] damage to the Blacklight Dragon and applied 600 to flinch! [EM] Dave took 142 damage in recoil! Dave...

Dave narrowed his eyes as Jesse cocked his head at him. "Third time. There's a bunch of ethereal assholes just doing this regularly because they get off on making people play shitty games. I don't know if you heard the one with the Archopy over there earlier" - he pointed at the tree - "took me...

He recognized him. Why the fuck did Jesse recognize him, when he'd been a fucking Poochyena when... ...Right. He'd watched those memories from back home. Dave clenched his fists. One downside to being human was he probably didn't qualify as a Dark-type anymore, did he. Would the board game...

Items: - Sell Quick Seed (+7pts) - Buy Tired Seed (-7pts) - Buy Vile Seed x2 (-14pts) - Buy Max Elixir (-7pts) - Buy Escape Orb (-3pts) - Buy Reviver Seed (-15pts) Total: -39pts Also, Dave's ability is still listed as Run Away on the sheet, rather than Intimidate.

Logging four hours of writing + oodles of art covering the rest of this round. Swapping out Radiant Guard for Shadow Charge.

Dave was back in the board game dimension. Again. He blinked. They'd been preparing to storm the Worldcore and rescue Sword, and now he was... here, on the featureless plane, presumably about to play another game of fucking mafia. Of course. And probably afterwards he'd be dropped right where...

Owen's horns... came off? He was learning to become a tree? What the fuck. Dave shook his head. He wondered if Brisa's Luxray vision could also tell what you ate for breakfast, and decided he definitely did not want to know. "Brisa said that you have been training together," Mia said to Koa...

Let's stick Dave in this thing again: