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Dave looked sharply at Owen. "Wait, what? How'd you figure it was him?" Was he implying the real Soda'd manipulated his and his own substitutes' memories? Had he always been talking to substitutes? God, what the fuck.

Under any other circumstances, his denial would be comical. As it was, there was a growing pit in Dave's stomach. He exhaled slowly. "Hey. Soda. Nobody thinks you just fucking forgot, all right? Something's fishy here. Other people have been having their memories erased in all this; maybe...

Dave tilted his head. Could Puff just... not wrap his mind around bigotry at all? What a fucking concept. "They are functionally human. But in my world people tend to look for excuses to de- to take certain groups and decide they're dangerous, or lesser, or don't belong, for whatever bullshit...

Dave narrowed his eyes at Soda. "You said you're a Substitute. Were you there? Or are you going off what the real one told you happened? Is that why you said you didn't remember how your argument with her went the morning after she attacked you? Was it you who told me that?"

Dave nodded slowly, heart hammering as Soda lashed out at Joule. "Did she or did she not want to ascend?"

Dave gritted his teeth, his gaze staying on Soda. "Okay, well, maybe you're more willing to listen to me. You told me about how you fought with your partner over Arceus not ascending her too. What exactly were you fighting about?"

“Were you here the whole time?” Dave kept his eyes trained on the Soda Substitute, wary. “Did you hear about Maple and Joule’s take on what happened with your partner?”

“Soda? Soda? You here?” Dave looked around, hackles rising, sniffing at the air for any trace of him even if he probably wouldn’t find anything even if he were.

Dave blinked. "Uh, well, in my world Pokémon don't talk. Civil society's composed of humans. So we talk about human rights, et cetera, and it's just rights that apply to everyone. Treating them like human beings just means treating them as people. Obviously if sapient Pokémon like on Cibus made...

Deep breath. “Yeah. Soda’s out of his mind on corruption. His plan is to dismantle Cibus so he can use its power, and then just... put it back. Thinks he can make sure every soul goes right back where it was and nobody’d even know they popped out of existence for a while. It’s batshit but he...

Dave listened to Joule's account, shifting. "Soda said he wanted Arceus to offer his partner immortality too. And that Arceus said he only would if Soda defected against the organization. Made his partner a hostage." What the fuck did they mean by it being the same Tree of Life.

"Why the fuck would you say Maple wouldn't have lost it? Last I heard, when you guys went over to her house to check her for Shadows she was pretty fucking unimpressed. You sure she would've figured oh, hey, actually that's perfectly plausible now, I'm going to not go into the Tree of Life?"

Dave quirked an eyebrow at the insinuation that doing science without a god helping along was particularly noteworthy. God, what a concept. "I mean, as far as getting into it, I was just interested. I read a load of books on biology and evolution and genetics as a teenager, went to college...

"Vix," Dave said, gritting his teeth, "I talked to him. He fucking opened by admitting it was him. He explained his plan to use the power he has to get back to his world and depose its Arceus and get his partner back. Only..." He glanced away. "According to Maple, shit didn't actually go down...

Dave kept his gaze off to the side as Koa and Brisa explained, but when Diyem spoke up a flare of anger rose in his chest. "Hey. Soda warned us Maple was going to go nuts and was corrupted to hell and back, and look exactly what fucking happened. The lure that stopped Maple from cutting us all...

Dave led the way out of the training rooms. In the empty corridor of the Colosseum, Mia spoke again, frowning. "Do you want to merge with Joule?" "Mia, what the fuck. I'm not a shade." "If what Rocky was saying is like your brain, then if you were a shade maybe you'd want to merge with...

Maple was oozing Blacklight, eyes crazed as she rushed towards Eien. Soda'd been right, and Dave knew it. He felt hairs rising all along his back, looking frantically at Koa. This Maple lure had better fucking work, and they'd better be able to get the fuck out of here before it-- Dave's ears...

((please imagine this was posted on turn one)) Dave stared at Diyem and the twisted Xerneas. Why the fuck hadn't anybody stopped this before it happened. At any rate it was too late to preempt it now. He could feel the dark energy in the air intensifying by the moment as Diyem prepared to lay...

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Mia squinted at Rocky. "Is this like Dave's brain problems?" Wh-- dear fucking God. "Yes, we're done here. Mia, we're leaving." "I didn't say anything new. They already know about--" "Goodbye." Dave turned her around with a firm paw on her back and motioned to leave. Why the fuck had he even...