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  1. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse chewed his cheek and frowned. "Alright. Alright. Let's do an experiment of our own, shall we? Zeke, what can I ask Elbert that would demonstrate to you that he's another livin' person? And Elbert, if y'ain't already satisfied by yer soul signature fuckery, what would do the reverse fer...
  2. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Findin' stuff's all well'n good, but we're still not free of our predicament and we oughta decide whether we even reckon there're more Naughty motherfuckers to root out. As far as I can tell, it's just Nice and Survivors right now. Anyone think any different?"
  3. unrepentantAuthor

    Official Actions

    Brisa's Turn 6: Shining Whiplash at Darkwhite, Call Darkwhite Shining Whiplash at Darkwhite, Call Darkwhite Shadow Maul at Darkwhite Shadow Maul at Darkwhite Shadow Maul at Darkwhite (via Shadow Persuasion)
  4. unrepentantAuthor

    Sand Continent ~ Sand Dune of Spirits

  5. unrepentantAuthor

    Sand Continent ~ Sand Dune of Spirits

    Darkwhite (Sword?) was giving up. That's what this was. She didn't see a way to win, so she was gonna force herself to detonate. Only, unlike Astrid (goddamnit, Astrid! You better fucking survive this!!) Sword wouldn't get back up again. Brisa was fucking damned if she'd live to see that. Not...
  6. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Elbert, Zeke, I am presently tryin' to converse with both of you total assholes at once and if I have to do it much longer I will flip my goddamn shit. Can you make my life a modicum less strenuous and at least consent to acknowledging that the other motherfucker actually exists, albeit...
  7. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse looked more haggard now than at any time since his arrival. "We don't fuckin' know who the president is, dipshit. We ain't from this universe. But the Committee intern who's been speakin' with us is a fella named Elbert Caine, yeah. I figure this is more time bullshit, given the nature of...
  8. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse gave Abigail a boost without hesitation, scowling up a storm at Zeke the whole time. "Yer plan to fuck with time may have fuckin' temporal consequences, right?" he hissed in a voice like a gas flame. "Maybe yer lookin' at 'em."
  9. unrepentantAuthor

    Official Actions

    Brisa's Turn 5: Call Darkwhite Double Dip Protect Orb and Venom Seed at Darkwhite Facade at Darkwhite Facade at Darkwhite
  10. unrepentantAuthor

    Sand Continent ~ Sand Dune of Spirits

    Brisa kept up her efforts unflinchingly, tag-teaming with Luz, with Cabot, with anyone she could to squeeze a victory out of what couldn't be a hopeless situation. It couldn't be. They'd dealt with divine titans. They'd dealt with shadow bullshit. They could deal with this. She knew...
  11. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse jolted awake with a yelp, and looked up at the zangoose grabbing at his coat. "Wait, what the fuck–" He played the conversation and events through his head, once again aware of what had happened even in his sleep, in this place without rest. "You think I turned your fuckin' lift on in...
  12. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "The fuck."
  13. unrepentantAuthor

    Official Actions

    Brisa's Turn 4: Call Darkwhite Helping Hand for Cabot Vile Seed at Darkwhite & Chilly Seed at Ho-oh Logging Reviews for R8 Early Lmao: Iktsuarpok by @NebulaDreams. One chapter, 400w. The Meaning of Power by @Cresselia92. Two chapters, ~1300w. Continental Divides by @OldschoolJohto. One...
  14. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Ain't no Santa in my world. And I barely remember my home world. I can't begin to speculate why yer Santa would be fuckin' with us. Anyway you'll forgive us some tetchiness, it's been a stressful few days here."
  15. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Oh thank fuck, yer still alive and as aggravatin' as ever. What just happened to ya?"
  16. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse gave Gen an odd look. "You remember Abigail and Palkia both cleared me, right? We saw each other's alignments when I sacrificed my turtle doves. Abigail even named my original gift as proof. You wanna stop givin' me funny glances?" Jesse's face assumed a placid neutrality. "Folks, I'm...
  17. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "So it's fuckin' Santa or an associate thereof, is what I'm guessin'," mumbled Jesse. "Some suicide or faked-death shit maybe. Y'ever autopsy the fuckin' body, pal?"
  18. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse sank lower. Why did it feel as if time passed so differently for him than the rest? He always needed to sleep... "Okay. Here goes. Elbert, there was not only a PlayStation, but a Wii U here. That a peculiarity at all? And... hnngh. My secret number is G46. And ah... I abstain from votin'...
  19. unrepentantAuthor

    Pokémon Different Eyes
    Threadmarks: Chapter 2: First Words

    Author's Note: 2020 certainly was a rough year. I haven’t made the chapter updates I wanted to, but progress has continued apace with the back end of the fic. I have an increasingly comprehensive outline, even more buffer material, and at long last, this chapter. It was a tough one to get...
  20. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse sustained a growl. "Well, I ain't never took interdimensional fuckin' theory, but it sure sounds like yer problem t'fix, pal."
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