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[An undetectable enemy would pose a great risk. Gabriel is a high priority target for elimination.]

[The optimal strategy is to identify hostiles and eliminate them. By killing the hybrid we will learn if they were hostile and, if they were, we will have successfully eliminated them.]

You are not opposed to seeing the grovyle die. You are not opposed to any of these targets dying. The minior would be most delicious, but the slugma-hybrid’s sheer impossibility makes the possibility of dissection intriguing. There is already building support for it. [The hybrid is deeply...

Role information downloaded. Optimal strategy devised. [I look forward to exclusively killing people through democratic means, as I have been told to pretend I lack the ability to unilaterally do so.] Nailed it. [Now, who should we kill first?]

[Query: What is the kilocalorie or wattage equivalent or the satiation experienced by induced terror?] Host Entity has appearance of a human female slightly larger than your pet. How curious. Is it more plausible that a human would have the power to host this game or that a pokémon with that...

CN: Brief mention of suicide in non-human creatures Probopass (Nosepass) Venatorferri clavisadstellas Overview Probopass fill an unusual niche as mineral pokémon predators. Specifically, they prey upon steel-types and other pokémon with metallic armor. Most lithovores prefer to scavenge on...

[Very well.] You abruptly release your hold on the human. How far will she fall into the blood? Will it act like the surface of a body of water or will she hit hard ground underneath? There is science to be done. [Query: “Current” body. Did your previous body consume organic matter and/or...

[Research.] Initiate Ramming. You lunge to the human designated Kimiko and telepathically haul them into the air, claw at their throat. [Approximately how many kilocalories did this generate? I will also accept answers in wattage.]

[Fascinating. Do you have to be the one to cause the fear?] This could represent a sustainable energy source if properly adapted and harnessed. Further research is required.

The repetition was part of a successfully executed mind game. Metagross do not make mistakes.

Pokémon are generally incapable of reading human languages. Translation would assist them and, perhaps, prompt them to walk to their demise. “The writing encourages all sexually promiscuous individuals to go to a ‘party.’ Parties generally contain glucose-rich foodstuffs. Conclusion: cake may...

Pokémon are generally incapable of reading human languages. Translation would assist them and, perhaps, prompt them to walk to their demise. “The writing encourages all sexually promiscuous individuals to go to a ‘party.’ Parties generally contain glucose-rich foodstuffs. Conclusion: cake may...

This is your pet’s cousiN. Fascinating. You appreciate her more by the microsecond. She is not overburdened by morals. At least he has fun contradictions to pull at. It will give you some entertainment before the killing begins. [Amusing. Subject N detests violence against pokémon yet...

Unknown entity is capable of forcing lapses is consciousness. Information logged. Possibilities for present environment include hijacked sensory equipment, teleportation to alternative location and/or dimension, or mass murder necessary to create a pool of organic blood stretching to the...

Do I throw my hat into the ring again, knowing I will once again end up as Mafia? Do I dare hope for a single moment of blissful innocence? No. But if I'm probably gonna be mafia might as well lean into it. Name: Nocitlālin Personality: Being superior to the meatbags. A troll running 5,000...

Arc 8: Ice “Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.” -Earl Wilson Ice 8.1: Heirs to Ruin Genesis August 1, 2020 It takes a long time for Levi to stop gripping onto you like a komala. He smells like smoke. There are still patches of ash on...

Recap 4 Kekoa It was a bad idea to write stuff down while part of Skull. Base gets raided and, boom, cops have everything. I didn’t need to be told that. I just didn’t update the transition log. It doesn’t matter anymore. Skull’s barely a thing and if the cops come back, we’re already fucked...

It has been a long, torturous wait since the last Pixie Sixthborn book. Put simply, the Pixie Sixthborn series caught up with this much more boring one you are reading. The producers wanted to barge ahead with no source material. I objected out of a sense of artistic integrity. Rest assured, no...

Zacian - Galar “Now that we have established that history was mis-recorded, we must come to the question of why. Was the truth simply lost in the chaos of collapse or invasion? Or was it simply more palatable to imagine this land’s heroes in our image, to establish a mythos for the fledgling...

Poison 7.6: Ecohazard Pixie Sitrus never felt threatening before. None of her kind ever had. Now? She feels powerful. Like she could and would break you in half if you crossed her. Her movements are quicker and anger flows off of her like cold flows off of you. Once you’re far enough away from...