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"Eat?" Shane tilted his head. "How? The guy I knew couldn't do that until his helmet broke." This was ignoring the fact that he was claiming to be a human. Of all the things Ultra Space could've turned the guy into... it was this? Talk about bizarre.

Shane had conversed with Nero a bit and figured there wasn't much to do about their current predicament. Also he was hungry, so it was time to go hunt for something to eat. ... at least that was the plan until he saw a shabbier Nero sitting there with his helmet on. He should've asked Nero...

[S0urdough > Team Spectrum]: Oh btw Icetales got himself sent to hell the Voidlands. He's currently a statue in the infirmary.

Bahamut nodded. "Understood. Have fun."

[S0urdough > Team Spectrum, Team Syrup]: So, uh, Diyem just puked up a pancham. I think she's another teammate whose summoning went awry. She's in the infirmary if you want to introduce yourselves. Bahamut looked at the recipients. Specifically the second team name. I'm going to kill Esper.

"Bahamut." The back of his head prickled. Right where his eight-pointed star insignia was. There were people far better suited for this— for introducing someone new this nonsense. But the teams friendliest faces were either stuck in hell or — he stole a quick glance at Icetales — decided now...

“Very sure.”

“He puked you up like a rotten piece of meat.”

Yes, sure, ignore the big ethereal dragon to address the tiny unconscious charmander. That was an excellent plan. Bahamut rubbed his temples with his upper wings. “You’re on a planet called Cibus. You were summoned here at random to help save it from a crisis. But this numbskull,” he pointed to...

Being larger had its advantages. Like easily sliding a tail out from under a tiny leg and taking hold of Diyem from an angry pancham. “Please don’t harass the thing that’s keeping us both alive right now. Especially when he’s clearly unconscious.”

Bahamut’s expression blanked. “What the fuck is wrong with you? Do I need to perform an exorcism?” He poked the pancham with his tail.

Bahamut crossed both sets of wings. "If the team is truly to be consulted, then they need to be included." He pointed right at Diyem's tiny chest. "I'm not looking to pull something boneheaded," he gestured to Icetales' statue, "but I would at least like to broadcast a message to them. So they...

Bahamut frowned. His head tendrils shrank. "I would ordinarily agree with you, but..." He glanced off to the side. "Now I'm... not so sure." He tucked his head down. "Things have been successful... because, even with clashing personalities, the team has succeeded through cooperation. Withholding...

"You mean the fact that she's not a smeargle? I've seen her 'flesh' rippling and pulsating like some sort of suit." Bahamut's ectoplasm quivered. "There's some sort of... unwieldly creature inside of there. Something that wouldn't be out of place within the Eternatus of my universe." He crossed...

"What are you talking about?" Red and orange were explosively bursting around Bahamut's eyes. "She damn well better believe you. That's the definition of an emergency. Someone should be ringing alarm bells over this." He was doing a remarkably good job keeping his voice down given he was...

Bahamut's beak slackened. "... please say 'sike' right now."

Oh, yeah, sure. It was no big deal. He just went to hell. Nothing to get worked up over. Bahamut had no teeth to gnash anymore. Instead, his long tail twitched in irritation. “I’m sure you realize that Maple extending even the smallest benefit of the doubt to you is quite the gesture,” he said...

Bahamut had an expectation for the infirmary: Diyem in his covers, Arceus somewhere else, and Joule possibly still surrounded by luminous orbs if no one had taken his suggestion and brought him somewhere with organic light. What he wasn't expecting was to find a stone statue of Icetales opposite...

Bahamut looked at the conflicting messages on his device, beak curved into a frown. [S0urdough > Rot]: I need to speak with you...

One of Shane's ears swiveled up. Had he heard that correctly? Someone traveled between the human and pokémon worlds... like the Gates protagonist? He blinked and looked at the ground. Was this a world analogous to his? That was... something. Shane supposed it was only a matter of time before...