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...Okay, fine, that was worse. Dave clenched his jaw, fuming. "Kinda figured most tyrannical gods would have gone for that too," he growled. "So, what, you spend most of your time liberating Hells?"

"And again, it's not that I think this is likelier than Chappie just being mafia, but it's something vaguely sensible to work with if she's not."

"I mean, if it was the arsonist, there's no possibility about it, he must have been primed on night zero, when the arsonist didn't know about Nefari yet. So obviously that would've been just as likely to be someone non-Nefari. And igniting N1 is suboptimal but if they saw Lexx as a serious...

Dave looked up at the air above the tree, scowling. He usually tried his best to ignore the fucking god-entities so they could just get on with it, but it was harder with these shitheads actually addressing him. "I mean, it doesn't, but we've got nearly twenty people in this thing and who knows...

Jesus fucking Christ. What a delightful bunch to be the people gods were accountable to. "So, let me get this straight, worlds that are in true peril take priority, but the literal extinction of all mortal life by divine tyranny is small potatoes? I'm dying to hear what you call true peril."

Figured. "I'm sorry, how does it resolve itself? Hard to get an immortal god to just stop being a piece of shit."

"Guessing then you don't know how long it's been around, either." Dave frowned. So they were basically just... interdimensional utilitarians? "How do you decide what worlds to save, and how? Suffering's a pretty universal problem."

Only had his word for that, but they probably weren't getting anything else, were they. Not likely to be a very productive line of questioning. "How many of you are there? Overseers, I mean? You have a leader?"

Dave actually kind of preferred the emotionless statue. At least it felt a little more genuine, even if it was still creepy as hell. "Well, you're kind of showing you're not exactly an open book. Who's to say they'd find you suspicious even if you were? You're a fucking Zygarde - maybe you can...

"Or the mafia went for you, and Mewtwo healed you."

[[Oh no I've caught Negrek's unfinished sentences disease, I'm not even sure exactly what I was planning to write there]]

The Archopy had yet another confident theory about how he'd solved everything, and as irritating as he was, some of it did kind of make sense. Sure would explain that bizarre fucking swap thing. "Given it seems like swapper over here's just checked out altogether and is dramatically asking to...

[[No, elyvorg's logic is that if Chappie flips mafia, this may cast suspicion on Spark/Braixen. The basis for this is that if Chappie is mafia, the whole gambit where Chappie emotionally claims bus driver who swapped Lexx and Spark becomes sort of a funny thing for the mafia to pull - why draw...

[[Yeah, I wouldn’t want to treat Rascal being Hider as more confirmed than it is... there are other explanations for multiple kills on N1. I don’t think that changes much, though.]]

[[Yeah, Jesse having been the vigilante occurred to me as well. But I will also say I don’t think a vig should necessarily claim here? They’d be another very juicy town target, and all claiming the Lusamine kill would do is dispel the notion it was the arsonist, which I think is easily...

[[By the way, since the doctors have revealed anyway, it might be a good idea to hear who they targeted on the previous nights, to verify/illuminate things/uncover any other inconsistencies. @HelloYellow17 @Equitial ?]]

[[Oh, and the Lusamine arsonist kill theory also requires the arsonist to ignore the fact it appeared like we’d killed the arsonist yesterday, which would have been the perfect cover for them to keep dousing uninterrupted while DW picks rolestopper instead of firefighter, and instead announce...

[[I think it’s highly unlikely Lusamine was killed by the arsonist. Again, this would require the arsonist to have chosen not to douse the person who can become firefighter, and to choose to inefficiently ignite early after it’s been widely discussed in the thread that this would be suboptimal...

[[Assuming this means Dave, he is human here and would be positively incensed to know this alien thinks there is anything remotely doggy about him, what the fuck are you talking about]]

[[But yeah, Wes being a mafia doctor whose purpose is to cause healer clashes is also consistent! In that case the first post would have been made to plant the seeds of the claim while hoping for the town doctor to step forward.]]