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Jesse scratched away with his chalk, his fur by now thoroughly stained with the stuff. Where before he'd been manic in his pursuit of scum, now he was just... tired. Grieving, perhaps. Jesse's Take (assuming all info is good): Confirmed Innocent Uncertain Probably Scum Confirmed...

"Howdy, Elbert. I'll be with you proper when I get my shit together but in the meantime... We voted off Nilam, and I led that one. And what d'ya know, their gift was coal! ...Darkwhite's gift done got opened in the night, though, disappearin' her the same way as Squirt and Mewtwo. Naughty guest...

"I fuckin' knew it," grumbled Jesse from his spot on the couch. "I was fuckin' right!! Hrgh... I'll be right with y'all, I jus' need a minute to gather my thoughts..." That, and salve his inexplicable sadness over the absence of Darkwhite. At least she was alive, right? They were all alive...

"I have some petty telekinesis apparently?? But I can't read anyone's fuckin' mind and I can't just shoot the goddamn machines to smithereens with my wands." Jesse seethed under his breath for a few seconds, then addressed the assembled pokémon. "I fuckin' hate this! There are too many goddamn...

Jesse stirred from slumber at last with an expression of grim fury on his vulpine face. "I have had it up to here with this shit," he snarled. "The entire premise of our bein' here is fucked up and bizarre to the point I can't even fuckin' process it, I can't sleep but for I dream of being hear...

More of Jesse's chalk sticks levitated and finished the job of updating his blackboards in a fit of agitated scribbling. Jesse's Take (assuming all info is good): Confirmed Innocent Uncertain Probably Scum Confirmed Scum Jesse Nickit 💀 Nilam Mia 💀 Palkia Darkwhite...

The floating stick of chalk quietly crumbled into dust from the force of telekinetic presssure placed upon it by the sleeping Jesse. He must be having very bad dreams indeed.

The stick of chalk continued its work with Jesse unconscious. Jesse's Take: Confirmed Nice DEFINITELY SCUM Jesse NILAM Palkia Mia 💀 Darkwhite Lee Abigail Tabitha Gen Mewtwo 💀 Squirt 💀 Nickit 💀 Nocitlalin 💀 THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY ALL THE...

Jesse was still passed out at the bar, his monopoly piece moving via telekenisis even in his dreams. A stick of chalk underlined Gen's square on the guest conduct board. Gen Terrified out of his wits at all times, no investigative efforts to speak of. Always votes to skip. Claims to have a...

"I can't believe I'm hearin' this." Jesse summoned another bottle to the bar counter.

Jesse continued to put back drinks while compulsively sorting his monopoly money via telekinesis. "Don't forget t'get yer votes in, motherfuckers. Still Noci from me."

Jesse sipped at the 'cyan' drink, grinned, and downed it. "Tastes fuckin' cyan," he said, with satisfaction. He snapped his fingers, and the pewter hat piece levitated out of the box and onto the board. "As for Noci, one could easily make a case fer either strategy. It ain't conclusive...

"I'll give that a go, sure. Sounds like fun. You drinkin' with us, ya lil' devil?"

"Yer claimin' that you've voted fer the two of 'em and they've voted fer you. But actually, Nilam's been pretty keen to vote Mia since early on, as they pointed out already. Pressure's on, now, pal. I've been reviewin' my notes, and Nilam has pushed substantially harder than your good self to...

"Lee already got back to us to clear Nilam fer the murders so far. And, uh... six 'hours', but hours sure do fly by here..."

Jesse scratched at his cheek fur. "Okay. I've had a minute to think about this. There ain't hard evidence fer either of ya besides that Nilam is cleared fer the murders so far. Nilam could be an accomplice. Nocitlalin could be a murderer or an accomplice. Mia targeted Noci, but we all know that...

"A board game, huh? Only if'n ya don't mind me winnin'," said Jesse, with a grin.

Dead Cleared of 1st & 2nd Murders by Lee Alignment Cleared by Jesse Alignment Cleared by Abigail Alignment Cleared by Conduct Technical Accomplice Candidates Uncleared Squirt Jesse Abigail Jesse Darkwhite Nilam Nocitlalin Mewtwo Palkia Lee Gen Mia Darkwhite Palkia Nickit...

Jesse eyed Darkwhite carefully. "I still got faith in you, y'know," he said. "I just ain't buyin' that you're one of the scum."

Jesse gingerly lowered himself into the couch again. "Of course, this is assumin' nobody's escaped our scrutiny through use of alignment-concealin' powers, that alignments don't change, that there are three Naughty guests... it's a lot of assumptions."