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“Jesus H. Christ, is everyone a fucking Alien?! Here I am still tryna figure out why Palkia specifically targetted Amy. Is it ‘cuz she was a Satellite Alien? My fuckin’ head hurts…”

Guzma took a beat to re-situate himself after that explosion. He’d barely heard that stupid Legendary shout for Amy before the bomb went off, but now…neither of them were left. What the fuck even was this game. “BRO WAS PALKIA A FUCKING SUICIDE BOMBER??????? WHAT THE FUCK???”

BRUH WHAT

Guzma knot his brows together as he stared over at the Oshawott. That Pokemon hadn’t stopped crying since the damn game started (not that he was one to judge). Though, he thought only Wishiwashi fucking cried that much… Nonetheless, he rubbed his eyes before crossing his arms. “You have proof?”

[[I thought the same exact thing actually—I was already sussing Q and Abra at that point and I deadass was like “bet cash flow money i get shot tonight” and SURE E-FUCKING-NOUGH. I wasn’t ready to out my buddies yet because I wanted to see how the day went but now that Q flipped scum and they...

[[I have info, idk if it helps but I’m outing myself again for extra help—when DW died, I got swapped into a Buddy system with Q and Abra—they were already together and I know that for a fact considering DW was first to go. They could easily both have been scum and planning shit beforehand. Once...

[[P much my thoughts exactly. I about jumped out of my damn skin when Abra and Q swapped votes. I’m preeeettttyyyy set on my vote lol]]

It seemed his anger wasn’t going to go away. First that fucking bird threw him, then he got shot, and now…his beloved possum Fry was dead. Gods, he hated crying in front of people. But man, that was the fist goddamn Possum that gave him the time of day. And it was a SMART possum, that BLESSED...

[[EXACTLY. I can't say too much because I'm not caught up so for all I know people are sussing Inke but like......that doesn't track. And now reading these inconsistencies I'm a little more, uh, dubious. Fuck LOL. I might keep my vote to assure a tie so I have more time to consider this and read...

[[They claimed the role had a custom aspect to it???? No shot, they were so baffled people had custom roles D1. Do you have time to quote it so I don't have to comb for it? (It's okay if you can't)]]

[[From what I HAVE read, I'm torn between Q and Abra. Q was saying some weird shit earlier that made me even more sus of them from previous day, and I'm still really hung up on Abra claiming Doc to ward off suspicion. Their vote has me weirded out too because I had Inke pegged as pretty town but...

[[Hey y'all sorry I haven't posted today--thought I was gonna be able to get a post in last night but I was super tired and had to be up this morning because I'm being forced to work on my day off, and now I'm not sure I'm gonna be be able to finish combing the chat and taking notes and making a...

[[I’d bet Fry’s role is Pope and those Blesses and Curses act as some protection and disadvantage against scum. Just spitballing, though]]

Guzma burst into tears and picked Fry up, before spinning around in circles. “I HAVE NO FUCKIN’ IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID BUT I LOVE YA FOR IT ANYWAY.”

[[i was not given that aeiou achievement—copied my role straight from the message from Bluwii. Even if i did get it and was still trying to hide shit, that would not be the achievement I removed lol]] [[it is what what it is 🤷🏼‍♀️ now I’m just tryna get info out before I inevitably perish]]

[[I guess if Equi’s lying she can just copy from me now but like I said, I have nothing to hide lul.]]

“Have at it, chucklefucks.”

[[AH okay, thanks for clarifying.]]

[[I’m not opposed to that, I have nothing to hide anymore, but before I do that I have to ask—You’re a “Satellite Alien” meaning you can send messages to other aliens…if you were theorizing I was an alien, why didn’t you try to send me a message? I’m just curious.]]

[[Should note that when she sent this I still hadn’t seen her claim that she had a BP partner so all this was fucking gibberish to me. It kinda got to a point where I’d see posts from her and my brain would shut off.]]