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[[Just wanted to drop this quote in here as interesting potential evidence that elyvorg might be on to something with him having been a jack of all trades - asking for people to speculate about "what a person with this or that or the other ability might wanna do" could apply to anyone, but...

[[ANYWAY I am off to try to skim through the whole thread since D1 start to squint at Wes and Inkedust's posts in particular, as well as potentially a couple more people]]

[[Another wild hilarious what-if scenario that just occurred to me: what if Chappie is a town bus driver, and Rascal was also a town bus driver, who also swapped somebody with Lexx - either also Spark, or someone else that the mafia would want to target - and then Rascal died that night too for...

[[Just quickly acknowledging that yeah, Seren totally did have the arsonist theory originally! It was dismissed then because it was before Chappie's swap claim, so at that time, thinking it was the arsonist being that worried about being caught out by Lexx while the mafia targeted Rascal (or...

Dave was silent for a moment. He didn't even know how to feel about the notion that there were so many actual Hells to liberate that they had no time for the mere planetary genocides. "You say there are vast numbers of you. What happens if there's a spy who slips through the cracks? What could...

...Okay, fine, that was worse. Dave clenched his jaw, fuming. "Kinda figured most tyrannical gods would have gone for that too," he growled. "So, what, you spend most of your time liberating Hells?"

"And again, it's not that I think this is likelier than Chappie just being mafia, but it's something vaguely sensible to work with if she's not."

"I mean, if it was the arsonist, there's no possibility about it, he must have been primed on night zero, when the arsonist didn't know about Nefari yet. So obviously that would've been just as likely to be someone non-Nefari. And igniting N1 is suboptimal but if they saw Lexx as a serious...

Dave looked up at the air above the tree, scowling. He usually tried his best to ignore the fucking god-entities so they could just get on with it, but it was harder with these shitheads actually addressing him. "I mean, it doesn't, but we've got nearly twenty people in this thing and who knows...

Jesus fucking Christ. What a delightful bunch to be the people gods were accountable to. "So, let me get this straight, worlds that are in true peril take priority, but the literal extinction of all mortal life by divine tyranny is small potatoes? I'm dying to hear what you call true peril."

Figured. "I'm sorry, how does it resolve itself? Hard to get an immortal god to just stop being a piece of shit."

"Guessing then you don't know how long it's been around, either." Dave frowned. So they were basically just... interdimensional utilitarians? "How do you decide what worlds to save, and how? Suffering's a pretty universal problem."

Only had his word for that, but they probably weren't getting anything else, were they. Not likely to be a very productive line of questioning. "How many of you are there? Overseers, I mean? You have a leader?"

Dave actually kind of preferred the emotionless statue. At least it felt a little more genuine, even if it was still creepy as hell. "Well, you're kind of showing you're not exactly an open book. Who's to say they'd find you suspicious even if you were? You're a fucking Zygarde - maybe you can...

"Or the mafia went for you, and Mewtwo healed you."

[[Oh no I've caught Negrek's unfinished sentences disease, I'm not even sure exactly what I was planning to write there]]

The Archopy had yet another confident theory about how he'd solved everything, and as irritating as he was, some of it did kind of make sense. Sure would explain that bizarre fucking swap thing. "Given it seems like swapper over here's just checked out altogether and is dramatically asking to...

[[No, elyvorg's logic is that if Chappie flips mafia, this may cast suspicion on Spark/Braixen. The basis for this is that if Chappie is mafia, the whole gambit where Chappie emotionally claims bus driver who swapped Lexx and Spark becomes sort of a funny thing for the mafia to pull - why draw...

[[Yeah, I wouldn’t want to treat Rascal being Hider as more confirmed than it is... there are other explanations for multiple kills on N1. I don’t think that changes much, though.]]

[[Yeah, Jesse having been the vigilante occurred to me as well. But I will also say I don’t think a vig should necessarily claim here? They’d be another very juicy town target, and all claiming the Lusamine kill would do is dispel the notion it was the arsonist, which I think is easily...