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Darkwhite was still recovering from the high of being correct and relieved. However, she did raise one arm from her hazy puddle to say, "Who tried to get rid of me? ...Palkia... was doing it as a test. I know it. To see who'd jump on the bandwagon... maybe Palkia was using me as tantalizing...

"Oh? What was that? I didn't quite hear you, did you say you needed my heeeeeelp?" Somehow, the ear facing them became larger. "PBBBBB, wrong!" Darkwhite pointed at Cabot. "Try again, fathead! I haven't been corrupting people at all! I've been purifying them and leaving you guys to top them...

Darkwhite went flying back as if she'd been struck by a thousand crystals. "Oh, you hurt me so much! How could I possibly recover from such tomfoolery and piercing words!" Her accent was a horrible parody of Icetales'. Silver was in the stands, and while he seemed nervous, he was also being...

"After what I did to Lugia?" Darkwhite looked at Cabot, then Pleo, then Cabot again. "How about you?!" "That's not Lugia," Owen said. "that's one of the Shades who became one of Cabot's friends. "Oh, is that why he's all offended I made this world's Lugia cooler?" "No, you corrupted her!"...

"Mmmm... presents. RIght... I guess he was Nice after all. Very... very nice..." A dumb and open smile crossed her expression, her eyes a little crossed.

"By the way..." Apparently when she was tired she talked more. "I was thinking back... to the whole thing with Mewtwo... Gods, he was hot... and did you ever actually find out if he was Naughty or Nice? I don't remember if we could tell for sure... It kinda occurred to me, like, just now to...

She babbled on. "I thought for some reason we'd only have twelve days until Christmas. But then it seemed like maybe that wasn't the case, like an instinct... So I looked for a calendar. I wondered if I could really use my power to stall until Christmas. But the time here..." She shook her head...

"Five... the power was five..." Darkwhite took a slow breath. "Obviously, why in the world would a Naughty person get rid of the one time they get to do Naughty things...? If you guys were gonna vote for me, I was ready to extend the day instead, prove it that way and try to shift the votes..."

Darkwhite deflated into a hazy puddle. "Am I innocent now?" she asked, like all the tension had finally left her chest.

She suddenly realized how urgently close they were. "UHhh, okay, okay, I'm gonna say this really quickly, if my power goes through and it PROBABLY will, I mean, the words on the wind told me that there might be a way to interfere but it all depends on the timing! Timing! Of the cosmos, of a...

Darkwhite smiled a little, but then glanced away. "...I think... it's almost time." She looked to Palkia. "I think it's... I think I'm safe today. Th-thank you... but... before night falls, should I say what I'm gonna do? As proof... So when it happens, it won't be like I'm taking cred--uh." She...

"You can break up with someone platonically?"

"You distracted?" Darkwhite asked. "Okay, I guess I'll try my next one... and this time I won't think of anything with space! Never have I ever..." She looked Palkia over, humming. "...Broke up with someone!"

She stared into the remote, though she wasn't looking at it in particular. Thoughts known only to her drifted in and out. "...Kinda lonely." She shook the remote.

Darkwhite looked around, frowning. She seemed thoughtful about something, and then looked back at Palkia. "Um..." She looked down. "T-two questions, before I can answer that." "...What if I'm not sure, like, I don't remember?" she asked. She fidgeted again. "And... do I have to be invited?"

"Well, I'm always me," Darkwhite said instantly, but her paw hesitated on its stillness. Her short, short fur bristled invisibly, and then she snorted. "Well, MAYBE I did a prank now and then..." She shook her remote. "Never have I ever... gone to a different planet? Aside from this one. I dunno...

"Oh!" Darkwhite had forgotten. "Right. Um." She looked Palkia over, trying to think of something she had never done. It was a surprisingly difficult task. God of space, huh? "Never have I ever..." What had she never done? "Oh. Never have I ever accidentally bisected a planet?"

Darkwhite looked ready to cry. "Thank you," she squeaked.

"Good job, everyone!" someone called, and then a strange, hazy creature appeared from the middle of the arena. A Mew, or what used to be one, clapped her hazy paws together, making barely a sound in the suddenly quiet colosseum. "That was a fun fight!" Shield immediately went on guard, as did...

Darkwhite's tail drooped and she shook her remote. "How can't I?" she asked. "If someone's sad and they need help but they don't trust me because I look evil of course I'm gonna read their minds. If someone's evil and I wanna see what they're doing of course I'm gonna read their mind to stop...