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[S0urdough > Brisket]: It was a joke. Go ask one of your girlfriends if you don't get it. <3

[S0urdough > Brisket]: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Starr. 😏

Oh, I'm well aware of that. She is different. She helps planets find hopes that they can grasp with their own strength... so when the day comes that the true Eternatus appears before them, they will be ready to accept His loving embrace! It's the same for Cibus, too. A planet that grew stagnant...

Ah, such a literal interpretation. It is adorable in its naivete. Such a tender expression of love between makeshift parent and child. The kind of invigorating love that Eternatus looks to foster.

I believe some folks once knew me as Esper. But it matters not. What are shades if not tools to lift their partners to greater heights?

Hello there. I'm so glad we're all connected to one another. It makes getting up to speed a process that can even be easy for someone as worthless as I am. While I have your ears, I just want to say how excited I am to see how you all tackle this latest development. The pain of seeing...

Apparently the team had finally gotten housing arrangements away from the guild, but Bahamut hadn't been there for the move. He was still at the Tree. Even if Xerneas was there, he was too busy lusting over Diyem not right in the head. Everyone else on the team was focused on all the Darkwhite...

[S0urdough > Tamato]: 🎉

[S0urdough > Tamato]: Anything is possible with enough motivation... and some very sharp blades. 😇

[S0urdough > Tamato]: Love finds a way, child. [S0urdough > Tamato]: However, you are the absolute last person I would send anyone here to for relationship advice. [S0urdough > Tamato]: Try interacting with people without your so-called Perceive and then maybe we can talk.

[S0urdough > Tamato]: Given the context of the conversation I believe she interpreted it as you calling her attractive. Well done.

[S0urdough > Tamato]: You know she calls you her dad, right? ¬_¬

[S0urdough > Team Spectrum] 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[S0urdough > Mushroom]: ... [S0urdough > Mushroom]: Pay it no mind. Seems the fool latched onto some memories I have of a cultist. It's still a shade, so it can't do anything on its own.

[S0urdough > Mushroom]: Everything he said before he hibernated was weird. >_>

"You're mistaken," it called. "Eternatus is salvation, not suffering! But that is okay, for He will still love you even if you rebuff Him!" The shade turned and staggered off into town. <><><>

Its beady purple eyes narrowed. Raspy wheezes came from inside its helmet. It took an unsteady step toward Raven. "There is no need for concern. Xerneas has become part of something bigger and better than himself." Another step. It giggled. "Alone with that tree, his life had surely grown...

The stone stopped. More and more slime pooled out around it. And said slime began to... solidify. "Such unre... quited love..." Talons dug themselves into the dirt. Insectoid forelegs gave way to something more canine. "He spur... ned Xer... neas' advances... but did... not rej... ect him...

And if we find you two swapping saliva in the shadow of said tree, what then? 'Oh, well, he's possessed by Eternatus, so he's technically still my mate.' ... this planet, I swear.

He got himself a toothpaste-flavored crush. I don't know what it is with you lot and your harems. Must be something in Cibus' atmosphere. There was a long pause, followed by, Has anyone seen an unaccompanied ultra stone, by the way?