Search results

I didn't get much of a chance to get involved this year, but I definitely wanted to give a huge shout-out to kintsugi for running the event and keeping everything together despite the huge boost in participation over last year! It was a crazy amount of work, way more than anyone anticipated...

"Put me down! Put me down! Fuck!" Nate struck out blindly at the familiar that had grabbed him, trying to twist enough that he could spray the familiar holding him with water. Most of it ended up soaking Rocky instead; the familiar's attempts to calm Nate down hadn't done any good, but he was...

Nate yelled when something grabbed him and hauled him into the air, leaving a black slick of shadow behind. He pawed at the air, the black receding from his vision just enough for him to see... more shadow. Nate stared at the still-solidifying form of the familiar, at a loss. "Who the fuck are...

To say that the situation went downhill from there was putting it pretty fucking mildly. Darkwhite flailed and cried out in the midst of the snarling dragon-fingers, which tore back at her even as they continued to strike out at the weary members of Team Spectrum all around. Nate was going to...

"Uh?" Nate blinked. Where the fuck had that come from? He shot a glare over at Rocky, who'd paused in the doorway, looking nervous. "Yeah, I kinda noticed that most people run around without their familiars no problem." "Well, I'm special," Rocky said, drawing himself up straight. A band of...

With Giovanni gone, things were at least more straightforward. Only one target there... or two. But Darkwhite--Sword--wasn't what they were trying to defeat here, and whatever the fuck the Eternatus thing was sure as hell wasn't something they could ignore. But even as the attacks flew and the...

Good to know, thank you! If the problem persists after the board upgrade I'll try submitting a bug report to Xenforo itself. This is not one I want to try tracking down on my own, heh.

"Oh, motherfucker," Nate snarled when Mewtwo... what? Teleported? Popped right the fuck out of nowhere. But, yeah, that figured. All this had been entirely too fucking easy. "It's that thing! The space dragon thingy Maple was talking about!" He made a snapping motion with his hand, like it was...

Yeah, sure, blah blah, whatever kind of fig leaf over what was clearly going on here. Either they were hoping for some real lucrative applications for their kid with super reflexes and stabby bits or somebody had some real interesting tastes, or, you know, both. Knowing what all those other...

"Medical research, huh? If you were going to smash a human with a pokémon for 'medical research,' scyther seems like a damn interesting choice for the pokémon half." Never mind the argument that anybody who went around doing freaky genetic engineering gave even a single fuck about the legality...

(( Love that Mia gracefully fails to mention that (Morphic spoilers) . )) "Why what? Why ain't I surprised?" Nate growled and ran his fingers through his gills. "Let's just say there's a long, long fucking history of guys getting it in their head to, like, make themselves a kid or a girlfriend...

Yeah, there it was. "Oh, so Dave fucking made you," Nate said. "Or your person you're based on, whatever the fuck. What a fucking surprise." He honestly didn't know whether it was better or worse that the asshole hadn't even wanted her to grow up in the first place. Jesus fucking Christ. Rocky...

"Ohhhh," Rocky said, his glowing eyes widening as the scyther... girl?... gave her explanation. "Human with scyther genes? That sounds like science." He spoke the last word in a hushed tone, as though afraid he might somehow wake it by speaking its name. Nate rolled his eyes. But yeah, that did...

Awesome! Thanks for moving the game along. In the future, please do include a link to your review, though, so I don't need to track it down--I wouldn't have guessed you'd put yours on FFN, for example.

Rocky tugged on one of his spectral ears, frowning. "Well, it's complicated. I mean, I'm a familiar! I'm kind of like a version of somebody else. And Mudkip doesn't actually know exactly what they are, so that means I don't actually know, either. But I can do lots of cool stuff! See?" Rocky...

Not going to be able to make par this round, unfortunately, but here's what I've got: Two chapters of Heroica Legends Three chapters of War 1-9 One chapter of PMD: Wildcard One-shot, "The Meaning of Gifts" One "chapter" of Sutoraiku High Eight chapters' worth of reviews total. Also actually...

Rocky probably hadn't even heard Nate. After a moment of lying there, getting his bearings, he must have noticed he didn't end up with a scythe at his throat. "I won!" The familiar leapt to his feet, fire blazing back to life. "I won! See? I told you I didn't need your help!" "Yup. You figured...

Rocky stumbled back when the scyther made a dive for his legs, then fell down completely when she followed with a vicious upward strike, one that looked like it nearly tore his ectoplasmic body in half. "N-no, I'm not going to..." Rocky started, putting his hands up again to block the scyther's...

The scyther dodged most of the flamethrower, as expected. She was fast, but she couldn't keep dodging forever--and she didn't, instead streaking forward with a quick attack that knocked Rocky back with a surprised yelp. "Oh, yeah, guess you really didn't need any advice," Nate said while Rocky...

A couple of air slashes splashed against Rocky's protect shield. The familiar dismissed the barrier with a flick of his tail and raised a hand, spewing a flamethrower up at the scyther. "More fire, huh?" Nate said mildly. "Bet she won't be expecting that." Rocky glared at him.