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Turn song lyrics into *Purple Prose*!

Bluwiikoon

waow!
Location
Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land
Pronouns
He/him
Partners
  1. custom/nosepass-bluwiikoon
The title says it all! Take a song you like, and convert the lyrics into overly-verbose thesaurus hell. :quag:

As a bonus, link the song and include the original lyrics, if you can!

Song: The original Pokemon theme song (season 1, Indigo league, English dub)
I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon!

I wish to become the greatest of all time,
As no other person has ever achieved in all of history.
Containing these individual creatures is the true trial that awaits me,
And coaching them to their utmost potential is the meaning of my life.

In my quest I will venture forth across the continent,
I will investigate places both distant in length and horizontally large.
Every single Pokemon must be acquired through these means in order to perceive
A singular force that is contained within each and every one of us.

We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
The individuals therein are you, my friend; and additionally, myself.
I am fully aware that this is my destined path.
Pokemon! They are my most truest of companions,
In this world that we must protect from devastation.

We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
My heart is of the purest and truest quality imaginable.
Our bravery and perseverance will allow us to persist even in the direst of circumstances.
Educate me on the things that only you have knowledge of, and I in turn will share my own personal knowledge in order to further your understanding.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
Very much, contain all that may exist!
Pokemon!
 

Torchic W. Pip

~ Utterly glorious ~
Location
Sootopolis City
Pronouns
they/he
Partners
  1. torchic
  2. custom/torchic-blue
Oh boy, finally getting around to this!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-KO04_KgM


Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
You can be here by 4:30
'Cause I've made your reservation
Don't be slow
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
'Cause I'm leavin' in the morning
And I must see you again
We'll have one more night together
'Til the morning brings my train
And I must go
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
And I don't know if I'm ever comin' home
Take the last train to Clarksville
I'll be waiting at the station
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
Take the last train to Clarksville
Now I must hang up the phone
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station, all alone
I'm feelin' low
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Oh
Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
You can be here by 4:30
'Cause I've made your reservation
Don't be slow
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Take the last train to Clarksville
Take the last train to Clarksville
Take the last train to Clarksville
Take the last train to Clarksville

You must take the final locomotive to the city of Clarksville
And shall be waiting at the station of Clarksville, waiting to meet you, to see you
If you wish, you can come to where I will be waiting for you by thirty minutes to five
For I have made for you a reservation
You must make haste, not waste
And now allow me to audibly, vocally express the direness of the situation
For as the sun rises over the horizon, as the birds begin to sing their songs, I will be off
And I cannot let this meeting be our last
This night cannot be our last
We must see another sunrise together, or a thousand sunrises
But for now the sun rises, along with my train
Now is my time. I must leave.
And once again I must audibly, vocally express the direness of the situation
It is unlikely I will ever return to our hometown
Once again, I must stress: You must take the final locomotive to the city of Clarksville
And I shall be waiting at the station of Clarksville, waiting to meet you, to see you
At the station, with its cobblestone paths and the whirr of trains and the stench of past memories, we taste the coffee aroma of kissing
As well as the sound of our conversation, if only a bit
And once again I must audibly, vocally reiterate the direness of the situation
Once again, I ask that you take the final locomotive to the city of Clarksville
Alas! I cannot not speak to you over the telephone line, alas
Too much noise, like a thundering train, because this is a train station
I feel as though I am in the Marina Trench
As stated before, I must audibly, vocally express the direness of the situation
As stated before, is unlikely I will ever return to our hometown
Expression through interjection
I shall my first statements regarding the trains and the village and you
Over and over again
Like a thread wound 'round the spindle
 
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