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Non-Pokémon Those Who Were Left Behind [Deltarune]

Summary + Prologue New

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Twelve years after being taken to the Dreemurr residence, Ramb wakes up on the outskirts of the Cyber World, having been finally returned during a bout of spring cleaning. With nothing to his name in a world that's changed drastically since he last lived there, he turns to Swatch, one of the few darkners he'd consider himself close to, for help until he can get back on his feet. But soon, he runs into Spamton and discovers that time hasn't been kind to the addison he once knew. With the two people he cares about most at odds with each other and rumors of trouble looming in Cyber World, he may be forced to pick sides in a conflict he wants no part of. All while struggling with his lack of self worth.

After all, what purpose can a British power strip serve in America, when the one lightner to give him a different purpose has left him behind?


Hi all! I've been working on this fic for the last several months, and decided to port it over before blitz since it's been the main focus and I know that there's a few Deltarune fans here. This is a slow burn Ramb/Spamton shipfic, though it's focused on Ramb's relationships with other darkners in Cyber City in general. This fic is rated Teen. Content warnings are below but are subject to change.

  • Violence (Slightly higher than canon typical)
  • Blood
  • Transphobia
  • Panic Attacks


Prologue

1997

Plugboys were the backbone of Cyber City, in Ramb’s humble opinion. Every darkner had a purpose. Addisons sold. Ambyu-Lances healed and protected. Tasques… okay, he didn’t really know what tasques did, but he was sure it was important! But plugboys… plugboys were the service workers. The plumbers and electricians and construction workers. The darkners who made all the infrastructure work. Without them, Cyber City would fall apart.


And yet, there was always something different about him. Different from the other plugboys. Not just in appearance, with his darker hair and floppy ears, but in the way he spoke, in the way he held himself. In what he was capable of, too. There were things that he excelled at that normal plugboys didn’t, but there were things that he struggled with that people expected plugboys to be capable of. Maybe it was because he was an import. Or maybe it was just him.


Whatever it might be, it led to him spending his Friday nights alone at the Color Cafe, rather than joining the rest of his construction crew bar hopping. While they were cordial enough at work, he knew when he wasn’t wanted. At least Swatch and his crew liked him well enough. At least at the Color Cafe, he felt welcomed.


And that’s why he found himself at the Queen’s Mansion one late summer night, leaving the bustle and ambient dial-up tones of the city behind. He kept one hand in his jeans pocket and reached out for the glass doors with the other, the ambient rose-tinted lighting spilling out into the foyer.


As soon as he stepped through the doors, he froze.


A darkner of habit, Ramb always sat in the same spot, a prime seat at the bar where he could enjoy his food and drink, chat with Swatch, and watch him work. A place where he could feel important. Someone was already sitting there.


The man looked to be an addison, his mouth open with that salesman grin, nose long and pointed, and a black, uniform blazer. But he was short for an addison and lacked the usual, bright colored plumage, instead a stark white. His hair was a contrasting black, something that made him stand out despite his unassuming color.


Swatch was manning the counter, as usual, his feathers jelled up into a mohawk-like crest. When he spotted Ramb, he grinned, eyes crinkling behind star-shaped glasses. “Ramb! Good evening.” he called, waving Ramb over, gesturing to an empty seat next to the addison. “Take a seat. I’ll have the kitchen start on your usual order.”


With no better option, Ramb hopped up onto the barstool while Swatch disappeared around the corner, watching the addison out of the corner of his eye. He had a martini glass in front of him, half-full of battery acid, and a plate of half-eaten spaghetti code. There was something vaguely familiar about him, though Ramb couldn’t quite place it.


The addison took a sip of his drink, then turned towards Ramb, giving him a thoughtful lookover. “You must be the regular Swatch was talking about. Strange looking plugboy, aren’tcha?”


Ramb felt a flash of annoyance. Why was his appearance always the first thing people commented on? “You look pretty strange for an addison, yourself, chum,” he replied tartly.


The addison paused for a second, then threw his head back and cackled. “You got that right! I didn’t get where I am today by being just your regular, everyday addison.”


“You don’t say,” Ramb deadpanned.


The addison chuckled for a moment longer, then rested his hand against the bar, looking Ramb in the eye. “Seems like you’re not afraid to speak your mind. I like that. You got a spark of something different — in a good way!” He held his hand out in Ramb’s direction. “Name’s Spamton. Spamton G Addison. Number one rated salseman of the year. I’m sort of a big shot around here. Perhaps you’ve heard of me?”


Ramb hesitated, raising a brow. First he insults him, then he wants to play nice, just like that? Or he at least wanted to brag.


Well, the way he’d reacted to his own jab, maybe it wasn’t meant to be an insult. Just to be sure, he waited just long enough for the extended hand to be awkward, then reached out to shake. “Ramb. You’re the… guy with the cars, yeah? The… what are they called again, mate?”


Spamton’s face lit up. “That’s right! [Take a ride around town in our special Cungadero!]” When he said the ad, it came out in a slightly different intonation, like a prerecorded message. He paused, his grin tightening before he continued. “You wouldn’t happen to be in the market for a new car, would you?”


Ramb smiled ruefully. “Just like an addison. We just met and you’re already trying to sell me something.” Spamton’s smile faltered, but Ramb waved him off. “Relax, mate. I’m just giving you a hard time. But I’m not in the market, no. Can’t say I have the funds for a car at this time, mate. We can’t all be… what did you call yourself, a big shot?”


“That’s right, a [Big Shot]!”


A battery acid cocktail was slid across the bar in front of Ramb, the black feathery hand pulling away as Swatch took a step back. “I see you’ve met Mr. Spamton. I did try to warn him that he was sitting in your spot.”


Spamton cackled. “He did! And I told him, ‘Do you know who I am?’ The way I’m supporting the Cyber City economy, I think I can sit where I like.”


Ramb gave him another rueful smile. This guy really was full of himself, huh? But there was something about his energy that was infectious; he couldn’t stay mad. “Well, you best watch out, Mr. Big Shot. Not every regular is as accommodating as me. Would be a shame to see you thrown out on your ass.” He held up his drink in Spamton’s direction and, getting the message, the addison lifted his own and clinked their glasses together.


“I’d like to see them try with Big Bird here,” Spamton said after taking a sip, jabbing his thumb in Swatch’s direction.


“You must be new here,” Ramb teased. “Swatch will stop the fight, sure. But he’s just gonna tell you to take it outside. Then you’ll really be in trouble.” Swatch nodded along with his statement, and for just a second, Spamton faltered, genuinely looking nervous, before flashing that showman smile again.


“Thanks for the tip. I’ll make sure not to piss off anyone bigger than me.”


Ramb grinned behind his glass. “Might have a hard time with that one, chum. Not many darkners smaller than you except maice and plugboys. And I’ll give you a word of advice. You piss off one, you piss off all of ‘em.”


Spamton leaned forward conspiratorially. “So did I piss you off? Do I need to watch my back when I sleep tonight.”


“Not yet,” Ramb replied, but you’re on thin fuckin ice, mate.”


“Noted.” Spamton gulped down the rest of his drink, then waved down Swatch. “Hey, could you be a doll and get me a to-go box? Thanks.”


Swatch nodded, ducking behind the counter to grab a box, then drifted off to assist other customers.


“So, you come here every Friday?” Spamton asked.


“More or less,” Ramb replied. “Why?”


“Because I’ll have to catch you again sometime,” Spamton replied.


“Like… as drinking buddies?” Ramb raised a skeptical brow. “Now why would a big shot like you want that?”


“Why wouldn’t I? You’re a riot, Ramb. Not too many people willing to speak their mind around me these days. Just make sure you don’t get too smart, though. You won’t like it when I’m really pissed off.”


“I could say the same to you. Remember, you may be at the top of the economy, but I have the workforce behind me.” An exaggeration; he doubted he could muster up more than one or two plugboys that would defend him. But he was still teasing, regardless.


“Sure, sure.” Spamton waved a dismissive hand before hopping off his stool, taking the box with him. “Catch you another time, then!”


With that, the addison hurried out of the cafe, bobbing his head on the way out the door as if listening to a tune only he could hear. Ramb watched him until he was out of sight, then turned back to his meal, twirling his own spaghetti code absentmindedly.


Spamton G Addison. Now there was a character he was sure he wouldn’t forget.

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CH 1 - More than a Decade Gone New

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Chapter 1: More than a Decade Gone

202X


Ramb woke to an aching back and a quiet electrical hum. In his groggy, half asleep-state, he wondered if he could get away with calling in. Tenna would throw a fit and he'd get an earful the next day, but it wasn't like he wanted him there, anyway.


He groaned, rolling over on his side, only to stiffen when his cheek pressed not against his pillow, but against something hard and smooth.


This wasn't his bed.


Fully awake now, he rushed to sit up, eyes snapping open. A plane of green resin stretched out all around him. Above him, the sky glowed a dim blue-black a green grid pattern slowly drifting on the into the distance. Straight ahead, a bright glow loomed on the horizon.


This wasn't the TV Time studio.


This wasn't even TV World.


He was back in the Cyber World.


How did he get here?


Pondering that, he shoved his hands in his apron pocket (so he must have ended up here after getting dressed for the day) and began the long walk towards Cyber City proper, unsure of what else he could do.


The only logical explanation he could think of was that Toriel had taken to spring cleaning and had finally, after twelve long years, decided it was time to return him to his proper dark world. Asgore hadn’t been around recently, according to Tenna, and he doubted Kris or Asriel would have brought him back.


Why now? Why after so long? Not that he minded; waking up for work in the morning had long since become an obligation and little else. Kris hadn’t played with him for some time, and the other Darkners tolerated his presence at best. No, it was for the best that he was back home. But he still couldn’t wrap his mind around why.


He wasn’t sure how long he walked alone. But eventually, the distant buildings of Cyber City became visible on the horizon. It seemed… bigger than he remembered. Brighter, even from a distance. He wondered if his old haunts were still around. He wondered if Queen was still running the place. It had been several years since her last visit to TV world. Seven or eight at least, maybe more. It all ran together in the monotony.


Finally, signs of civilization. He spotted a tasque lazing out in the field, sparse buildings dotting the landscape. A group of plugboys in work attire passed him, giving him a sidelong glance but saying nothing. He spotted a pair of virovirokun chatting in low voices behind a squat grey building. A ambyu-lance passed by not long after, headed in their direction.


As he reached the outskirts of the city proper, riding a teacup elevator to higher ground, a sense of unease tugged at his chest. Everything was vaguely familiar, but so far he hadn’t recognized anything. This should be home. The home he was forced to abandon on a lightner’s whim twelve years ago. And yet…


Cyber City wasn’t any better. It had always been busy when he was last here, bright and flashy. But now? Now he couldn’t help but describe the hustle and bustle as downright nauseating. Car horns honked at every corner, crowds of darkners hurrying to and fro. Blindingly bright lights, ads, and ads made of bright lights plastered every surface, every wall, calling out for attention. Even more so than he remembered. Shops and restaurants lined the streets — that was familiar enough, but they seemed even denser than before. Ramb pressed down on his ears to try and drown out some of the sensory overload.


He couldn’t remember the way to the Queen’s mansion. Even if he had remembered, with how much everything had changed, he wasn’t sure he could find his way there to begin with.


He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to focus. Directions. He needed to ask directions. That was a plan. He forced himself to look around. Up ahead, he spotted an addison lounging outside a booth.


“Oi!” He called, waving the addison down. They perked up at the sight of him. “I’m trying to get to the Queen’s Mansion. Any chance you could be a chum and point me in the right direction?”


The addison grinned widely. “I have a map I could sell you for $4.99.”


Right. He should have expected that. Nothing was free with an addison. Unless it was a free sample, which he clearly wasn’t going to get here. “Fraid I’m flat broke, mate,” he said, pulling his empty hands out of his pockets. “Not a Dark Dollar to my name.”


The addison’s grin faltered. “I’m afraid I can’t help you then. Sorry, I don’t run a charity.”


“Of course, of course.” Ramb turned away, hunching his shoulders as he kept walking.


“Come back if you manage to find a few dollars!” the addison called after him. He didn’t grace them with a response.


He kept to the main roads as he walked, hoping that heading towards the center of town. A second and third attempt to ask for directions yielded no luck, but a nice young musical robot finally confirmed he was headed in the right direction.


Finally, after what must have been hours, Queen’s mansion came into view. It wasn’t too different from what he remembered, just as big and gaudy and full of Queen’s personality. His legs ached in protest as he pushed himself onward. But he wouldn’t stop now. Just a bit more to go.


The foyer was still laid out in the way he remembered, though it had clearly been remodeled wince he’d last been here, with dark blue tiling and darker blue walls. Footlights lit up the path to the stairs, ending at a dark alcove that hadn’t been there before (at least, he didn’t remember it). Inside the alcove, metal pieces that looked to be the beginnings of some sculpture littered the floor.


He ignored that in favor of the rosy glow to his left, emanating from Color Cafe. A bell rang as he pushed past the glass doors.


It was almost the same as he remembered, but not quite. Some of the decorations remained, but anything that had screamed “punk” had been traded for more posh designs. That, or screens that scrolled with an endless pattern of buff swatchlings. Somehow, it didn’t surprise him; that seemed like Queen’s type of humor.


“Good afternoon,” came a voice from the back room. “Please excuse me, I’ll be with you in a moment.” He recognized that voice, thank goodness.


His normal spot at the bar was empty, so Ramb took a seat. The seat next to it was empty too, and a pang of loneliness squeezed at his core. It had been nearly ten years since he’d last seen Spamton, the day he ran out of TV world and never returned. It had taken him months to pry out of Tenna his side of the story, and what little he’d been able to gather from darkners passing through hadn’t offered up any further explanation.


For all he knew, Spamton was still here, living it up. Maybe, if he was lucky, he’d come down for a drink. Maybe, if he was lucky, he could get some answers from that cagey little addison. Or at least give him a piece of his mind, for leaving the TV Time crew to deal with the fallout.


Swatch emerged from the back room, and once again, Ramb was hit with a sense of familiarity that wasn’t quite right. His mohawk was gone, his plumage instead worked In a more sophisticated manner. He still wore the multicolored glasses, but he’d traded the stars for sleeker diamond-like shapes. And he no longer had studs on his jacket. But despite that all, he was still recognizable. He was still Swatch.


“My apologies for the wait, how can we…” Swatch trailed off as he looked Ramb over. Ramb, for his part, clasped his mitten-like hands together on the counter, offering a grin.


“Long time no see, eh, luv?”


“Ramb? Is that really you?”


“It’s me,” Ramb confirmed. “Finally made it back to Cyber city after all these years. A lot changed in a decade, didn’t it?”


Swatch smiled, turning around to grab a glass off the shelf. “It’s good to see you old friend. Do you still enjoy battery acid cocktails?”


“Oh, I haven’t had one in forever. Of course I do, luv.” He’d long ago run out of the last batch Spamton had brought over, and it wasn’t the type of drink you could get in TV world. He hesitated. “But, ah, I’m afraid I don’t have any money at the moment. Just came from TV world. You remember Mr. Tenna, yeah? Everything in TV world used points, not dark dollars. Not useful anywhere else.” Ramb frowned. “Gonna have to do something about that quick, I s’pose.”


Swatch popped a bottle open, the pouring the neon-green liquid into the glass before reaching for another bottle. “Consider this a gift, on the house."


Ramb smiled weakly, feeling tension ease from his shoulders. “That’s kind of you, luv.”


“What have you been up to?” Swatch asked as he slid the drink across the counter. “Did TV world treat you well?”


“Wish I could say so.” Ramb heaved a sigh. “I never did fit in with that group. Tenna put me to work behind the bar. Think he did it to keep me out of his way. Wouldn’t let me handle any money, though. Bit of a control freak, that one. Only got worse after Spamton ran out on him. How’s the big shot doing anyways? Is he still living here?”


Swatch stiffened, his beak slightly ajar, but no sound came out. After a moment, he cleared his throat and took a step back, reaching under the counter for a rag. He started to wipe the wooden bar down, avoiding eye contact with Ramb. “No, I’m afraid he doesn’t live here anymore.”


Strange. “Does he come around, at least?”


This time, Swatch flinched, wiping at the same spot as if there were a stubborn stain. “Not really, no.”


“That’s too bad. You wouldn’t happen to know where he is, then, would you? I’d love to catch up with him.”


“It’s best not to worry about that,” Swatch said quickly. “Are you hungry? I could have the kitchen whip you up something real quick. On the house.”


He’s avoiding the question. Swatch was usually a pretty open book, as far as Ramb remembered. He was never one to dodge questions. If he did, he would usually at least say why. No, usually it was Spamton that avoided answering questions like the plague.


“…Sure,” he finally said. I wanted to to interrogate Swatch. Demand answers. But at the moment, he was at the darkner’s mercy for a meal. “Do you still serve that spaghetti code?”


“It’s still our number one recommended dish,” Swatch replied. “Give me just a moment.”


He disappeared into the kitchen, leaving Ramb alone. At this time of day, the Cafe looked rather quiet. There were a couple of plugboys hunkered in a booth in the back, but it was otherwise empty. It was peaceful, in a way. So unlike the hustle and bustle of the Green Room.


And then the quiet was shattered by a loud crash in the direction of the foyer. Ramb turned towards the glass doors, cocking his head. Swatch burst from the kitchen, eyes wide and feathers puffed up, one arm gripping the door frame.


“Everything alright?” Ramb asked.


Swatch turned towards him and, after taking a deep breath, forced his feathers to lie flat. “I apologize, you’ll have to excuse me for a moment. The kitchen staff will bring out your food momentarily.” With that he hurried out of the cafe at a brisk walk, arms crossed behind his back.


More crashing noises followed, alongside swatchling calls, loud and shrill. Loud laughter responded, cut off with a loud thunk.


Ceramic clinked to Ramb’s side, and he looked up to see a swatchling had dropped his food off, glancing towards the door before bowing and returning to the kitchen.


“WATCH THE [merchandise mega blowout sale]! LET [everything must go]! C’MON [[Easels]] LET;S TA<LL—“ The voice, loud and broken and grating, cut off with a yelp.


Two swatchlings hurried toward the entrance, carrying something between them. Ramb couldn’t get a good look. Once they were out of view, he turned his attention back to the cafe. The two plugboys in the corner hadn’t even flinched, their heads down and bent close together. Like they weren’t concerned about whatever that was. Like it was normal.


Ramb turned his attention to his food, absentmindedly, twirling spaghetti on his fork. He melted at the homely taste of sauce. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d had a proper spaghetti code. His attempts to replicated it in TV would had bee unsucessful, unfortunately.


Swatch returned a few minutes later, posture stiff and shoulders hunched. He quickly corrected his appearance as he made his way behind the counter. “Apologies,” he began before Ramb had a chance to ask. “I had hoped you wouldn’t have to see that. We’ve been dealing with an… intruder. A darkner that keeps trying to break into private parts of the mansion.”


“Sounds stressful. I’m sorry to hear that, luv,” Ramb popped another bite in his mouth, then paused. “There are private parts of the mansion? It used to be open to the public, didn’t it? Aside from guest and staff quarters.”


“Things have… changed since you were here last,” Swatch responded with a sigh. “For one thing, Queen has become more… controlling of the Cyber World, the last few years. Trying to make it fit what she thinks the lightners want.”


“Makes sense, I suppose. Tenna is the same. Doing what he thinks is best and making everyone go along with it.” He paused to take another bite. “Doesn’t mean he was always right. And sometimes he made a right mess of things. But he’s in charge and he’s strongest, so we find ourselves stuck playing along, right?”


Swatch nodded, returning to wiping down the bar without another word.


Looking down at his plate, he realized he had finished eating. He took a long, slow sip of his cocktail, relishing in the sweet flavor and the burn at the back of his throat. “Ah, I think I’ve taken up enough of your time, luv. I should probably get out of your feathers.”


He put his hand on the bar and made to hop down, but a feathered hand grabbed his, making him pause and look back at Swatch.


“You… don’t have a place to stay yet, I take it?”


Ramb averted his gaze. “Afraid you hit it square on the head, but I’m sure I can find something.”


Swatch hesitated. There was something that shifted in his expression. Something almost like… guilt? Ramb couldn’t fathom why. “I… cannot offer this for long, but if you’re quiet about it, you could spend a few days on my couch, just until you get back on your feet.”


He was… offering a place to sleep? “That’s kind of you, luv, but I would hate to abuse your kindness more than I have already.”


“It’s fine, really,” Swatch said. “I consider you a friend, Ramb. What kind of friend would I be to turn you out to the streets before you’ve even had a chance to adjust?” He let out a little, bitter laugh, again for reasons unknown. “It would be a load off my mind, to know that you’re safe.”


The offer was kind. Too kind, given the fact that he’d already fed Ramb, that he didn’t really know him anymore, given the decade apart. It felt wrong to accept. “At least… at least let me do something to repay you, luv,” Ramb said with a shake of his head. “I learned a thing or two about mixing coffee and drinks when I was in TV World. I could assist at the cafe, if you’d have me. At least until I find a work crew to get on with.”


Swatch considered for a moment. “If it would make you feel better, then I would be glad to have you.” He grinned mischievously. “If you can pass my assesment. Come back here and show me what you’re capable of.”


Ramb flashed a cheeky grin, hopping off the barstool. “Alright, mate, let me show you what I’ve been up to.”




Unsurprisingly, he passed with flying colors. Swatch gave him a quick rundown of how to work the counter, then told him he’d work the morning shift the next day. He hung around until closing time, waiting for Swatch to wrap up and escort him back to his room in the servant’s quarters.


He’d never been to Swatch’s room before, and now more than ever, he had no idea what to expect as Swatch held the door open for him.


Just like his clothes, the furniture in the modestly-sized livingroom were ether white or black, the carpet a warm grey. But the room wasn’t without color. Covering nearly every available spot on the wall were drawings and paintings. Portraits, landscapes, and still life. Cubist paintings, impressionist paintings, paintings in a cartoony style, all with a double star signature in the corner.


Ramb had to take a moment to look around, mouth hanging open as he stared. “Swatch, you did all these, yeah?”


Swatch came to stand beside him with his arms behind his back. “That’s correct. I have a second room set up as a studio. Would you like to take a look?”


“If you’re offering, I’d love to.”


Grinning, Swatch led him down the hall, opening up a door on the right and flipping a switch. The earthy scent of clay wafted from inside. One wall was lined with shelves, filled to the brim with organized art supplies. Another wall had canvases, some blank, others in various states of completion. Near the center of the room, an easel was set up. And a table on the left had some sort of half-finished clay object.


“I don’t work with clay very often,” Swatch explained when Ramb approached to get a better look. “It tends to get stuck in the feathers.”


“I can imagine, luv.” Ramb chuckled, moving to the canvases now. One depicted pixelated clouds drifting across the Cyber World sky. Another was a half-finished painting of Queen. “Where do you find the time for all this?”


“I squeeze in a couple hours in the evenings, usually,” Swatch answered, turning his back to attend to the shelves, adjusting a container of brushes. “But I’ve had a long time to amass all of these, you know.”


“Around twenty five years at this point, yeah? Where has the time gone?” Ramb’s attention caught on a large canvas at the end of the row of works in progress, tall as Swatch was and covered by a tarp. Curiosity got the better of him. He reached out with one hand to pull it back and take a peek. He spotted a bipedal subject, primarily colored magenta and—“


“Don’t look at that one!”


Ramb flinched and pulled back at Swatch’s sharp tone. He turned and saw that Swatch was staring, feathers puffed up.


It took him a moment to compose himself. “Apologies, I should not yell like that. It’s unbecoming. But that project is… personal. And not ready to be shown off. I don’t know if it ever will be.”


“My bad, mate,” Ramb said, taking a step back. “Wish you had said something sooner, but no big deal.”


“Again, my apologies. Are you done looking around?”


“I think so.”


Swatch headed back to the door, waiting for Ramb to exit before flipping off the light switch. “Now, I do not have a guest bedroom, as you can see, but you are welcome to the couch. The washroom is straight ahead. I would offer you a change of clothes to sleep in, but I’m afraid I don’t have anything in your size.”


“That’s alright, mate. You’ve done more than enough for me as it is.” Ramb reached behind his back to loosen the strings of his apron, pulling It off overhead. “If it’s all the same to you, I think I’ll call it a night, then. Did a lot of walking today, And I’m sure I’ll have a long day tomorrow.”


Swatch nodded. “I’m the last door on the left, if you need anything. Feel free to knock if you need to. Let me get you some blankets” He disappeared into his room, reappearing a moment later with a pillow, a sheet, and a blanket, which he passed on to Ramb. Then he disappeared back inside, closing the door with a quiet click.


Ramb returned to the living room, propping up the pillow against one arm rest. He flipped the light switch next, then returned to scramble onto the couch. It was clearly built with taller darkners in mind, but he was still able to scramble up with a little effort.


Pulling the blanket and sheet over him, he closed his eyes and tried to sleep.





And tried to sleep…





He opened his eyes again, staring up at the ceiling. There was too much on his mind.


He should have been happy. After twelve long years, he was back where he belonged. Sure he wasn’t there for Kris, but Kris still visited the library from time to time, right? This was where he was meant to be. Where he could fulfill his proper purpose. Sure, everything had totally changed, but it was still home. It felt wrong to accept so much help from Swatch, but it was only temporary, only until he got back on his feet. And it wasn’t like he was doing it for free; he was working for it. With all of that in mind, he should be happy!





So why wasn’t he?





He stared at the ceiling for a long time, eventually zoning out. But it took even longer before his eyes grew heavy and he was finally able to drift into uneasy, dreamless sleep.


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CH 2 - Job Hunting? In this Economy? New

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Chapter 2: Job Hunting? In this Economy?

“Swatch?”


“Yes, Ramb?”


“What are these bowties?”


Ramb hauled a cardboard box from underneath the counter. The box was filled near to the brim with pink and yellow bowties. He kneeled and picked one out, running his thumb over the silken fabric and turning it over. On the inside, there were traces of loose thread, like something used to be there, but had been ripped out.


“They remind me a bit of that old bowtie Spamton used to wear. You know the one, back in the 90’s, before he started working with Tenna.”


Swatch came up to stand beside him. “That would be because they used to be. Or rather, he used to sell them. They were among the things left behind when he… moved out. We’ve sold them on the side, but I can’t say they’ve been a top-selling item.”


Ramb glanced at Swatch out of the corner of his eye. Why did he say it like that? “I see. You make a habit of selling merchandise?”


“A few things,” Swatch replied, putting the box back where Ramb had found it. He pulled out another box, this one full of enamel broaches in the shape of Queen’s face. “We also have these.”


Ramb picked one up to test the weight in his hand, then dropped it back in the box.


The morning rush had come and gone, busier than the bar in TV world had ever been. Ramb found it easy to throw himself into the work, focused on getting drink orders out. It occupied his mind, drowning out all his worries about finding a proper job that could buy him a proper place to stay and food, give him a way to avoid mooching off of Swatch.


But now things had slowed to a crawl. A couple of darkners sat in corner booths, taking their time as they read their morning newsfeed, but it was otherwise empty aside from staff.


Swatch put the pins back up, wiping his hands on a cloth. “If you plan to job hunt today, now would be a good time to leave, while it’s still early in the day.”


“Good point.” Ramb Put one hand on his knee and the other on the counter, pulling himself back to his feet with a groan. God, he was really starting to feel his age. “You’ll be alright running things without me?”


A playful smile danced on Swatch’s beak. “I have managed for this long without you. I think we can make it work. What kind of head butler would I be if I could not?”


“Cheeky. I see you haven’t lost your charm.” Ramb chuckled, pulling a rag out from his apron and placing it behind the counter. “I’ll be off, then.”


“Try to make it back by six,” Swatch called after him. “I should have dinner ready by then. I will put it away if you run late.”


Ramb raised a hand to acknowledge him, then pushed his way out the glass doors.


It didn’t take him long to return to the shopping district. He had a few dark dollars in his pocket now, tips from the morning rush. Swatch was kind enough to inform him that most job applications were handled through the net these days, though he might find some luck just walking around.


He pulled the bills from his pocket, doing a quick count. 80 dark dollars. That might buy him a lunch, but he doubted it would buy him even the flimsiest phone. That would have to wait. So looking for help wanted signs it was.


He took a deep breath, squaring his shoulders.


Well, this was definitely going to suck.




No luck at the first place he tried. Not the second, third, or fourth either. He either wasn’t qualified, or hadn’t been in the profression recently enough, or they weren’t actually hiring, just taking in applications. Lovely. Off to a great start.


After a brief stop to pick up some discounted CD Bagels at a shop just before closing, he continued his search. He nibbled on one as he made his way down a line of carnival stands, punk rock music ringing in his ears with every bite.


He stared at the stands as he passed, eying carnival games, concession stands, and other little shops, mostly run by addisons. For a moment, he wondered if he could get by manning one of them, then shook his head to drive the thought away. This wasn’t plugboy work. He probably wouldn’t pass the hiring process. The pay probably wasn’t good, either. They probably weren’t even hiring, anyway. So he shouldn’t even bother.


He took another bite of his bagel and turned his attention to the crowd instead. Speaking of plugboys, he spotted a group of them ahead, gathered around a bench and chatting amongst themselves. One of them had a high-visibility vest slung over his shoulder, another had a hard-hat tucked under his arm. Construction workers, probably.


Maybe they could could point his job hunt in the right direction. But… it would probably be rude to just go up and ask about that. On the other hand, he didn’t have many options. The alternative was to keep looking on his own, running the risk of overstaying his welcome with Swatch. The last thing he wanted was to put a strain on the one connection he had.


Fuck it. He wasn’t sure it was worth trying, but the worst that could happen was the group telling him to piss off. He’d heard that enough to grow numb to it. Willing himself forward, he approached the group.


“Excuse me,” he said, waving as one of the plugboys looked up, giving him that ‘why do you look like’ look he hadn’t seen in a while. “Fine weather today. Sorry to bother you blokes, but I’ve only just returned to Cyber World after a multi-year stay elsewhere. I’m looking for new employment but find myself at a bit of a loss. Lot of changes since I was last here, right? Wild how fast things change here, innit? You wouldn’t happen to know the best place to start a search?”


The group of plugboys, five of them, exchanged looks with each other. Sizing him up and deciding if he was worth talking to, he was sure. Why wouldn’t they be? “You might try getting on with one of the road crews east of the shopping district,” one of them finally said. “They’re working on widening the roads around there.”


Ramb tried to picture the location in his head. Road work was hard labor, and could be dangerous, but he’d done it before and knew the pay wasn’t too bad. “Alright, I can try that. Thanks.”


“If you don’t mind me asking,” another plugboy asked, his voice a bit higher than the last, “how long have you been around? I’d think I’d remember someone like you, and I’ve been here for a while.”


“Only just came back yesterday after… darkness above, twelve years? I was here back in the 90’s though.”


“Geeze, that long?” a third one wearing a black cloche hat said. “No wonder you need to ask around. I swear things change around here every few days.”


The other plugboys laughed, so Ramb chuckled along with them weakly.


One sitting on the bench with a cup in his hand held it in Ramb’s direction. “A word of advice then, if you haven’t been around in a while. Be careful where you walk by yourself. This area’s had a lot of poppup activity recently. They can be overwhelming if you’re by yourself, especially with the way they multiply.”


“Poppups are nothing,” the first plugboy said, flashing a sly grin. “What you really have to look out for is the Ghost.


Ramb tilted his head and raised a brow, “The what now, mate?”


The coffee plugboy sighed. “That one’s just an urban legend. Don’t pay Watt any mind.”


The first plugboy, apparently Watt, scoffed. “Oh the ghost is real alright. Niko says he nearly got cornered by it last week.”


“And you believed him?” the high-pitched plugboy said.


“Name one time Niko lied.”


“Just last week at poker night,” hat plugboy said.


Watt rolled his eyes. “Look, mister…”


“Ramb.”


Watt leaned in. “Mr. Ramb. Take my advice. Stay away from any dark alleys. That’s where the ghost likes to hang out. And if you hear noise coming from a dumpster, run. It could just be a maus, but you don’t want to take any chances.”


This certainly sounded like a ghost story. Ramb smirked, but humored the other plugboy. “Okay. If this ghost is real, what does it look like?”


“Creepy.” Watt shuddered. “Niko said it looked and moved like a mannequin come to life, skin pale as a blank document. Stories say if it corners you, it’ll try to force garbage items onto you and steal your money. Maybe worse. The only reason Niko got away is because it started glitching out.”


That sounded less like a ghost and more like someone tried to make a horror story about their darknet deal gone wrong, Ramb thought. Nothing to worry about. Still he held up a placating hand. “I’ll keep an eye out.”


The coffee plugboy rolled his eyes. “Quit filling his head with ghost stories. It’s the queen we should all be looking out for.”


“Oh, I remember how bossy she can be.” Ramb chuckled. “Back in the 90’s she—“


The plugboy held up a hand to silence him. “Oh no, you don’t get it. You haven’t been around the last couple years. There’s rumors that she’s been building something in the mansion. Something big . I don ’t know what, but it’s bound to be a nuisance to the rest of us at least . ” Then he lowered his voice, leaning in with wide eyes. “There’s also been rumors floating around that she’s been experimenting with plugs . I think you understand what that could mean for plugboys like us.”


Ramb wasn’t sure what to say to that. Fortunately, he was spared having to figure it out as Watt burst into laughter. “Wow, and you said I was making shit up. Come on, Queen is bossy and eccentric, but plugs ?”


“Hey! It’s way more serious a matter than your made up crap.”


“Guys.” Hat plugboy held up his hands in a placating gesture. “Come on, you can both be right!”


“Or they could both be wrong.”


Ramb took a step back as the group devolved into bickering, slinging insults at each other. That was his cue to leave. He clapped his hands together to get their attention. “Well, it’s been lovely, mates. Thank you all for the information. And the… warnings. I will keep them in mind. But if I’m going to try and find that job, I best be off. Cheers.”


With that, he turned around and hurried away, shoulders hunched and hands in his apron pockets. Behind him, he heard the group’s bickering turn to hust mutterings. He didn’t look back to see if they were looking his way.




Were they really working to widen the roads around here? It was already right up against the buildings, save for a narrow sidewalk.


Ramb raced across the road as the crosswalk sign counted down, feeling a burn in his calves. He was used to being on his feet most of the day, save the moments where the green room was quiet enough for him to sneak a break, but standing around and walking were two entirely different things, one more exhausting than the other.


Now that he was on the other side of the road, he took his time strolling down the sidewalk and catching his breath, looking around as the cars raced by.


If he remembered correctly, this had been a tiny one lane, one way street back in his day, the buildings more spread out. And not plastered with ads over every inch.


He finished off the last of his first bagel, eyes sliding over every neon ad without really taking them in. It was all so… busy. Cluttered. To the point they became white noise. It had only been a day, but a small part of him was missing the comparative quiet of TV World. At least there, his eyes could rest. Not like here.


This was supposed to be home. But it didn’t feel like it. TV World hadn’t felt like home, either. So what would?


Ramb rounded a corner, turning away from the main street. The noise of the cars died away to a dull and distant hum as he kept his eyes on the ground, mind lost in thought. This was a little better, with the hustle and bustle muted, and with less of the bright, neon ads. In fact. Most of the ads here were classic paper ads, plastered to the walls, some old enough that the edges were peeling away.


Maybe he would feel better after he got a job. After he got his own place. It would be different from the way it was years ago, sure, but then his worries would be… well, not gone, but better. Less severe.


He wondered if Tenna had noticed his absence yet. He probably did, knowing the old CRT. He wondered how Tenna would react. Would he celebrate Ramb’s disappearance, glad to be rid of the thorn in his side? Or would he throw a fit of anger that someone had managed to slip away after so long? That he had up and disappeared. Would anyone else notice? Would anyone else care that he was gone?


No. Nobody cared for him there, no one would miss him. If Tenna noticed, he probably wouldn’t care. He was no Spamton.


With a sigh, he shook his head and reached into his bag for his second bagel before pausing, realizing he’d left the sounds of the road behind him entirely. Blinking, he looked up to see where he was.


A dead end. He was at the far end of an alleyway, empty save for a dumpster and some scattered litter.


What was he thinking? He mentally berated himself. Stupid! He was supposed to be paying attention. The warnings from those other plugboys buzzed in the back of his head.


He shook his head and turned around. Nothing to worry about. The road wasn’t that far back. He’d just walk back and—


Something shifted in the dumpster.


Ramb froze, fist clenching around his bagel bag. It was probably nothing. Probably just a maus. Probably just some garbage settling.


He took a few hasty steps forward.


The lid of the dumpster creaked, then flew open, crashing against the brick wall with a loud bang. Before Ramb had a chance to react, something launched itself from within, landing in the alleyway and blocking the way.


The darkner was only a bit taller than ramb, skin stark white. A patchy blazer that looked like it was two sizes too big hung over their frame, nearly thigh-length. Tattered white pants, stained with grime, led to bare plastic feet. Bright, two-toned glasses sat on the bridge of a long nose, pulling some attention away from their oversized, stiff smile. But only some. All their teeth showed, bottom jaw hinged like some sort of puppet. Aside from the nearly shoulder-length black hair, swept back and styled. It was the spitting image of a mannequin, just like that plugboy said.


Ramb took a step back. He tried to focus, to think. Figure out what he should do. Figure out if he could slip past this thing and make a run for it.


But his all his mind supplied was a useless, Huh, guess those rumors were true after all.


The darkner took a step forward, the motion accompanied by a quiet series of clicks, and swept their arms out.


“HEy HEY HEY! NO NEED TO [running] MY ESTEEMED [1000th customer]! DON;T LEAVE NOW, OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THESE [once in a lifetime offers]! DEALS SO GOOD I’LL—“


The darkner’s voice, harsh and staticky and interjected upon by other voices, suddenly cut off as they froze, jaw hanging half open. The color drained from their glasses, leaving a field of static that reminded Ramb a lot of Tenna, just before he’d start snapping at the staff.


Maybe that should have been warning enough for Ramb to move. But he didn’t. Not before the darkner suddenly lunged at him, limbs jerking as they grabbed him by the straps of his apron and dragged him close, until they were head to head and he could smell the darkner’s stink (and boy did he stink, like he’d been in that dumpster for a while).


“DID [[Trash Heap]] SEND YOU?”


“I… what?”


“DON;T [Play stupid games, win stupid prizes] WITH M3, [[Power Strip]]! DID. [[Trash Heap]]. SEND. YOU???”


Ramb didn’t know who this darkner was, what he was talking about, or why he’d gotten so angry so quickly. But if he was going to attack, Ramb wasn’t going to take it lying down. Gathering sparks of electrical magic in his palms, he gave the darkner a hearty shove, making him let go and stumble back.


“I don’t got a fuckin clue what you’re talking about, chum,” Ramb said, keeping his eye on the darkner. He seemed to be staring at the ground. Ramb’s magic was out of practice and was never particularly strong, so he doubted he had done anything lasting to his attacker, but he seemed unresponsive.


At least, until his head snapped back to look at him, his limbs still hanging limp. Just beneath the pink lense, Ramb could see the darkner’s eyelid twitch.


“REALLY [chum]?” Ramb shivered. The voice that played back was his own. “NO [%#@$]ING CL UE??? YOUR [[Cathodes]] CREW! [Y] ARE YOU HERE? COME TO ;laugh]? [Comming] to [cathode’s screams]??? COME FOR M1K3??? WHAAT DO YOU ?”


Cathode’s crew… “Tenna?” Ramb guessed. “This got something to do with Tenna? Look, I don’t know what your problem is, but it doesn’t have anything to do with me. I don’t even work for him anymore!”


The darkner took a step forward, narrowing his eyes. “THEN WHY ARE YOU [click here]?”


“I live here?”


“NO?? THIS IS MY [Prime real estate] N0T YORS?” The darkner jabbed a finger at Ramb’s chest. He swept it away with the back of his palm.


“Yes I do? Not here, here, but Cyber City! Look, I don’t know who you are or what your problem is, chum, but could you piss off? I got enough to deal with.”


The darkner recoiled, as if Ramb had struck him. “YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE ?” He took another step back, holding up his hands, palms facing towards him. He slowly flexed his fingers, static dancing in his lenses again.


Ramb took that as his cue to leave. He stepped around the darkner, power walking towards the end of the alleyway. The strange darkner didn’t seem to notice.


He almost made it out before the sound of “W41T!” came from behind.


Pattering feet followed, making Ramb speed up, but two hands grabbed one of his with surprising strength. Panic seized his core. He whirled around, throwing a punch that went wide and threw him off balance.


The darkner’s grip tightened. He pulled Ramb closer, letting out a peal of loud, cackling laughter. “Y0U DON’T [mean] THAT [8GB RAM], RIGHT? KN>OW ME! YOU STILL KNOW [NumberOneRatedSalesman1997]???”


There was a manic look in the darkner’s eyes, panicked and wild. His fingers dug into Ramb’s soft plastic skin, waiting for an answer.


“I…” Number One Rated Salesman. 1997 He only knew one person that could refer to. But this couldn’t be him, could it? He was an addison. And this darkner was decidedly not. He was on top of the world, a big shot, living it large in… well not the Queen’s mansion anymore but…


And yet, despite the strange body and the unkept appearance and the broken voice, there was an uncanny resemblance. Something that, now that the connection had been made, he couldn’t shake.


“There’s no way,” he whispered, shaking his head as if to deny it. Because if this really was him, then… he couldn’t even begin to comprehend what led to this.


“There’s no way. You can’t… you can’t really be Spamton, can you?”


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