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PokéPuns

Tanuki

Friend of All Chu
Location
Rhyme City
Pronouns
He/him/his
Put your best and worst pokémon themed puns here. Preferably original, but anything goes in what what I can only hope becomes a cesspool of beautiful rot and decay where execution goes to die. I’ll start!

Why did the charmeleon keep an everstone? He didn’t want to lose his charm.
 
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