Coffeegrigus
Yapping Coffin
- Location
- Tomb in the middle of the desert
- Pronouns
- Any
This story Contains Mature Themes in some of the chapters & plot
Content Warnings Are
Implicit Sexual Themes Flirting, sexual language, euphemisms, and sexually charged body language of mildly suggestive scenes
Drug use, because someone's gonna be named Molly after the drug
Trafficking & Slavery
Implied & Sub-plot Incest power dynamics... This focuses on a cofagrigous with ties to Egypt.
There will be spoiler tags for the chapter's content warnings. And maybe have updated warnings added. I also don't know if the spoilers were unnecessary; I just like them being blurry. I will unblur them after I post chapter 1 and get my outlines in order. Sorry, I procrastinate. And you can tell from the first spoilers, I don't know how specific I need to get, with how different the levels are for each chapter.
Tags/For Fun/I love tagging things
Queer Folks! Queer Mons! LGBTQ Themes!
Ghosts are awesome!
I added A Murder mystery sub-plot :3 MAKING A CALENDAR FOR POKEMON IS SO HARD! I'm ALREADY BAD AT NAMING CHARACTERS
Content Warnings Are
Implicit Sexual Themes Flirting, sexual language, euphemisms, and sexually charged body language of mildly suggestive scenes
Drug use, because someone's gonna be named Molly after the drug
Trafficking & Slavery
Implied & Sub-plot Incest power dynamics... This focuses on a cofagrigous with ties to Egypt.
There will be spoiler tags for the chapter's content warnings. And maybe have updated warnings added. I also don't know if the spoilers were unnecessary; I just like them being blurry. I will unblur them after I post chapter 1 and get my outlines in order. Sorry, I procrastinate. And you can tell from the first spoilers, I don't know how specific I need to get, with how different the levels are for each chapter.
Tags/For Fun/I love tagging things
Queer Folks! Queer Mons! LGBTQ Themes!
Ghosts are awesome!
I added A Murder mystery sub-plot :3 MAKING A CALENDAR FOR POKEMON IS SO HARD! I'm ALREADY BAD AT NAMING CHARACTERS

Cofagrigous Romance/Indulgent Centric
I feel like I'm treating my journal like a to-do list again. Supplies, housing organization, safety measures. That's for a completely different journal to hand over to others, than some poor co-worker looking through my disorganized memories.How long has it even been since I was a yamask? I may not remember hatching. I knew I was a tomb sleeper and not a tomb raider. Haha! Not that they remember.
What even am I to write ~ <3 . *±
. . . X P
What I want and what I used to have? Hopefully, I don't forget this time.
It's been a while since I've socialized and opened up about my heartaches. My relationship always freezes in my mind, but the world spins in space as slowly as it can be. I'm always in the limelight, though I'm not good at staying in touch. I've had a much closer friend. Well. I've had a lot of friends, stayed in some conversations, then they stop visiting, or stop existing, really. Not in my right mind to see if I remember everymon's name.
How I'd describe myself- Ancient oddity, my, how many museums want me. It's uncomfortable, and they're pathetic. They didn't want to pay me?? Maybe I am glad I lost touch with speaking ancient Pokémon; we all speak it, but we all lost its words. Or does written tongue sound better? The language is an art on paper.
Jested with me about finding a lover soon. Doodles a shovel half inside dirt
That hasn't made me think about anything in a while, that's for sure... Being in a group of 4-5, protecting an object was a job I had never had. I always sat on the sidelines. Fighting has always been an annoyance to me. Being a support was nice. Funny to know I worked at a museum when I was found, of course, it was local, never followed by imperialist thieves. A historical Pokémon I was… It's an odd feeling knowing the friends I used to have aren't gone. I'm so used to friends dying, I never want to suffer with being personally forgotten…
Well, yeah, I'd like a family again. A lover who won't die, I really won't be able to handle that. Can't say I'd like to ask arcues for any children, and with people coming out of caves with eggs to sell, that brings horrific memories. The best I can do is fund orphanages and be a parental figure.
I have memories on top of memories, changing anytime I think of them. What was the point of socializing with another Pokémon if I keep talking to them to death! A friend who won't die sounds nice.
Even if friendships die with no grave, losing someone's interest just feels so awkward and painful. I can't be afraid of losing someone from disinterest than death… Maybe I should start using my advice this time, and try to get to know a Pokémon before I get anxious about them having an interest in me.
Creds to Sister-Lucifer for ghost type divider & Avatarsaradika-graphics for post stamps. I love post stamps
I COMPLETED THE LAST CHAPTER!!!! So, therefore, I won't have to worry about not knowing how to end this fic! Which is good for me, but that kinda meant I had trouble understanding how to write chapter 1. So many ways to introduce <3 Is a prologue necessary, idk.
' DJ X The Insurance Agent' 'The Dj's Unwise Petals' 'Blue lotus with the sun's eyes meets the city lights' 'Mafia boss X Dj' 'Music Coffin's Date With the Overgrown Grave'
You can criticize this work! This isn't beta-read!

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