KANGASKHAN’S STATUE
There are many landmarks shaped into the visage of pokémon, and none are more famous than the kangaskhan statues. Many don’t know why but any good explorer knows that they exist to honour the first Great Explorer.
When the first dungeons began to form, Kangaskhan was the only pokémon selfless enough to brave the unknown and protect her home from the dangers within. To immortalise her feats, Kangaskhan’s descendants carved and chiseled nearby stones in her image.
So if you ever see a kangaskhan statue while you’re out dungeoneering, just know that Kangaskhan is giving you her protection and blessing.
Sentret eyed one of the many odd posters that had been hung around Lively Town. He made sure to get a good look from every angle, from up on his tail to down on his paws. He turned to a lilligant who was passing by and asked, “Do you know what this might be?”
“Let’s see…” she replied. “The Stupendous Meowth Theater Proudly Presents: Meowth in Black— Oh! That’s what Meowth had been working on. It’s some sort of show!”
“A show?” Sentret repeated. “Now what kind of show might this be?”
Lilligant hummed, “We’d need tickets to answer that.”
We hadn’t meant to recruit Zigzagoon.
She’d followed us out of Mt. Steel, interested in our supplies. We didn’t realise until later that night, when my partner caught her raiding our pantry.
At first, she was disruptive (as all wildlings are). We tried to shoo her off to no avail. Before long, she was sleeping in our team base.
The more she observed us, the more she learned. It wasn’t long before she spoke, asking us to come along to our expeditions. We agreed, handing her a badge.
These days, we couldn’t be happier to have Linoone on the team.
Clink! Clink! Clink! echoed through the dark.
A sandslash tapped away at the sturdy cave wall with a claw, his work illuminated by a modest lantern he held in his other paw.
He had chased those rumours, big and small, all the way here. His confidence in them having grown with each passing second. He’d seen the evidence in this very cave: collapsed pillars, crumbled walls, faded but ornate carvings. It all beckoned his curiosity. Risks be damned! With a reward like this, he would brave any Mystery Dungeon that got in his way!
Those Ancient treasures would be his.
“Are you sure that this is a good place to set up shop?” Mime Jr. asked Kirlia.
“Of course! This is a well-travelled path. We’ll be sure to get a bunch of customers,” Kirlia giggled, voice filled with whimsy.
“We’re in a Mystery Dungeon!” everyone, except Kirlia, roared in unison.
“Only a Class 2,” Kirlia rebuked. “Besides, isn’t helping travellers while making poké what we set out to do in the first place? We can easily adapt our services to help make travelling through any Dungeon a lot less of a pain.”
The only reply to Kirlia was nervous silence.
The depths of Silent Chasm stood indifferently above the shivering torracat. Just a simple dare, she thought when she disregarded all the elders’ warnings about the dungeon’s depths. She needed to prove to Nidorino that she was brave, that she could do this by herself.
She couldn’t.
Hanging like loose netting was the dungeon’s secret, rust coloured dust falling from the interweaving tethers like ash. The sight was repulsive on an instinctual level but that was nothing compared to the whispers. The words of the dark language were unnatural, forgotten for a reason.
And then… she saw them.
Torracat screamed.
“Oh damn it all!” Altaria growled. She tried to shake out her fluffy wings which were now covered in ooze; a horrible combination of spinarak webs and gastrodon fluids.
The bird looked down, narrowing her eyes at the expended trap. Who even put these here? Probably some ne'er-do-well hatchlings if she had to guess. It wasn’t like this dungeon was hiding anything worthwhile!
She rummaged through her pack, getting more of that gunk all over her supplies, but she didn’t care. That’d be sorted, she just needed to find—
Altaria’s heart sank.
She had already used her last Cleanse Orb.
SOMETHING’S STIRRING…
…Something’s stirring.
The shadows leap and dance, all blurring
While an explorer swears the air got crisper.
In forgotten tongues, the winds, they whisper
Of ages past, of ancient kingdoms and priceless treasures
Surely an explorer’s greatest pleasures.
She tugs her scarf, uneasy
(This whole dungeon had left this explorer quite queasy)
But the promise of treasure had left her encroaching!
…Something’s approaching.
Yet she felt, deep in her bones,
The dungeon shifts and groans
And down the back of her neck, the breath of her opposer
It’s getting closer.
And in the corner of her eye…
It’s right nearby.
GROWING HUNGER
Beware the dungeon that promises fame and fortune within its twisted walls. For there is nothing but endless, shifting halls.
Unyielding, it will bleed you dry. First of energy, and then supply.
Yet many an explorer had foolishly thought, “I’ll be the first! I’m a big shot!”
So they entered with stars in their eyes. And, at first, the dungeon passed them by.
“This is the point of no return?” they would say, unaware that they fell for the dungeon’s game.
They would continue until they realised they were in their final throes.
Deep within the dungeon, their hunger grows.