Fake Quotes of the Pokemon World

[Meridian]

I've thought for a bit we could use more forum games, and what better than a forum game from ye olden days of the net, Fake Quotes (in this case scavenged from Cave of Dragonflies' forums)

How to play​

• Pick a source for the quote the previous user posted
  • it's gotta be something other than the actual source ; any character from (canon or fanon) pokemon media works!
• Come up with, or find a quote that exists out there
  • this doesnt have to be from pokemon, but it's an option you're welcome to choose
  • if it's from something, feel free to put it in a spoiler below the quote

"<Forumgoer>! This isn't the time to use that!"

Spoiler: source

The OG Professor Scolding You Quote from pokemon rby, Professor Oak himself

 

[FauxFox]

I hope I'm doing this correctly.
The source for the previous quote is Misty talking to Ash, on the topic of electric moves in rock type gyms.

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Spoiler: Source

No specific one, but it is a malaphor of "crossing that bridge when we get to it" and burning one's bridges.