WE ARE TEAM ROCKET. ALL POKEMON EXIST TO SERVE OUR CAUSE, AND SOON, SO SHALL THE THOUSAND ROADS FORUMS. OUR FORCES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE AT EVERY LEVEL. OUR POWER AND NUMBERS GROW BY THE HOUR. THERE WILL BE NO RESISTANCE.
WE HAVE THREE DEMANDS:
FIRST: THE FORUMS WILL BE RENAMED FROM THOUSAND ROADS TO TEAM ROCKET FORUMS, TO REPRESENT ITS HANDSOME NEW LEADERSHIP. ZUBAT AND KOFFING WILL BE MADE FORUM MASCOTS.
SECOND: ALL CITIZENS WILL SUBMIT TO TEAM ROCKET AND DON ITS COLORS IMMEDIATELY. JOIN OUR CAUSE!
THIRD: ALL PESKY REBEL POKEMON TRAINERS WILL BE HENCEFORTH BANNED FROM THE PREMISES. I WILL NOT REPEAT MY LAST MISTAKE.
YOU HAVE ONE DAY, DEAR TRAINERS . . .
