steamed hams

This is a oneshot based on characters from my main story, Hands of Creation. This was inspired by another fic here that had a similar premise, and I knew one day I'd want to do it myself for my characters. I just couldn't figure out who would be the best fit... until now. I'm not sorry. <><><>...

Rated T because there's like, a single curse word and I just wanna be on the safe side. Summary: Rouxls Kaard has taken it upon himself to appease a visitor from the western Darklands. When the dinner he has planned goes awry, however, Rouxls must think quickly to ensure that his luncheon does...