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Jess gave Hoopa a very long, very disapproving glare. He turned to Steplively. "Good cover, though, not gonna lie."

"Psh. Feels like it, don't it? Getting older sucks." Jess rolled his eyes. Normies. "A--gh--buh--juh--" Jess let out a noise that resembled the name he was given during the journey. The small bits of skin on his face not covered by feathers turned redder. "F-fine," he finally said. "It's...

"Oh, hard to forget when my Gliscord won't stop memeing it," Jess said, rolling his eyes. "They found my old Let's Play channel from like five years ago that I'd totally forgotten about and now they keep spamming quotes and screencaps of my old facecam. I had this horrible crest-trim that made...

"Truth," answered Jess, wings crossed. He wasn't stupid enough to pick Dare after trashing someone else's freestyle rap - they'd obviously make him do his own.

@Ambyssin "What, are you kidding?" spat Jess. "I've heard Mad Verse City raps hotter than this. But I guess what I've heard is true, Kalosians have no ear for rap." He turned to the toxtricity. "I got one word for you, froggy - mid."

Surrounded with one breakdown after another, Jess decided the downsides of recording outweighed the upsides. He did not want to revisit this grim occasion later, let alone broadcast it to the world. He put away his phone. And of course, right as it was out of his reach, mother flippin' Solgaleo...

Faced with the screech, Jess nearly let out one of his own - natural instinct to warn the flock creeping back. Having located the culprit, he flexed his talons, digging them into the mud. A toxtricity. A rude as fuck toxtricity, but as long as it was an electric type, he couldn't go tell her to...

Jess had prepared himself to snap some photos, when -- Rayquaza shot across the sky. Jess froze, beak hanging open - until he realized he had to take a picture. But as quickly as it had come, the green dragon had disappeared. "Fuck!" Jess shouted, nearly throwing his phone on the ground before...

"Sheesh, alright," muttered Jess. "How about some pics, though? Anything's good."

"Watch out, comin' through!" A pidgeot with a pouch strapped onto his body dove down from above, landing right beside the mixed group of mon and humans as the portal behind him closed. With nimble toes, he dug his smartphone out from his pouch, checked his reflection off the dark screen and...