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>looking for a new ancient forgotten deity to pact with in hopes of gaining ultimate power >find giant ghost centipede with grudge against Arceus called Giratina >Giratina says I can have the 'Distortion World' if I help him conquer the 'Matter World' >ask if the Distortion World is a normal...

Prompt: Shadow Tera Type "But you just said 'your character can have any tera type'!" Tornadus protested. "Even actual shadow Pokemon aren't 'shadow-type'; they just use shadow moves, which are technically typeless!" Mew snapped, hovering above her GM screen. "But it's super important to my...

Prompt: Never Stop A Quaxly stood before a contraption bristling with gears, flywheels, magnets, and sundry other mechanical devices. His wings trembled as he reached out and threw a switch on the device. And then... absolutely nothing happened. "Yes! YES!" he cackled. "I've done it! I've...

Prompt: "You were saying?" "Say, Oranguru, what do you think of Zoroark?" Toxtricity asked. Beside him, Sawk and Miltank paused their conversation, turning intently towards Oranguru. "Zoroark? Bah! Nasty, deceitful beasts, the whole lot of 'em! Wouldn't trust one further than I could swing on...

Prompt: A good bargain "Let me get this straight," Mareep said, "if I join up with you, you'll give me food, shelter, and companionship, and in exchange-" "I use you as a shield to block assault-rifle fire!" Mary said. "Um, yeah, no." "Okay, what if I employed you in a sweatshop to...

Prompt: Harmony Scarves Next Prompt: "What have you done!?"

Prompt: Tree of Life A miles-long line of Pokemon stretched from the Tree of Life. Xerneas antler-poked the Corphish at the front, immediately evolving him into a Crawdaunt. "Thank you, lord Xerneas! I've been waiting all my-" "NEXT!" Xerneas shouted, shoving him aside. Magearna strolled...

Previous Prompt: Sweet Darkness Ugh, this Halloween candy is super-old, John thought. Into the trash it goes- The apartment's lights cut off. "I am the sugar that swirls in the night!" a voice called out. "What? Who-" "I am the taffy that's no laughing matter! I am the caramel that makes...

Prompt - Zodiac Signs "I've got bad news for you, Mr. Krabby," Chansey said. "You are literally the Zodiac symbol for Cancer." "Fuck!" said Krabby. "Give it to me straight, doc: how much longer do I have?" "The Zodiac signs have existed for 2,000 years or so, so by the Copernican Principle...

Espeon and Umbreon sat in front of towering plates of bacon, licking their lips. "Guys, STOP!" Grumpig said, bursting into the room. "Canadian bacon isn't made from Canadian people!" "Huh? Then what-" "It's made from ham radio operators! Which means-" WHAM! Black-clad officers flooded the...

"Dude, what's gotten into Heracross today? He's acting as hyper as you are!" Lucas said. Indeed, Barry's usually-sedate Heracross was running wildly back and forth, arms outstretched in an airplane pose. "I dunno, man, he just- wait..." Glinting metal behind a bush caught Barry's eye. He...

"And you are?" "U," said the Unown U. "Me? I'm Ledian. Who are you?" "U." "Um, I just said my name. What's yours?" "U." Ledian turned to another Pokemon. "Excuse me, but do you know this mon's name?" "Y," said the Unown Y. "Oranguru wants a list of everyone here, and they won't tell me...

The hitmonchan stared down at the keyboard like it was an alien artifact. He'd written every week for the past eight years, but now, the words simply wouldn't come. Slowly, he extended his hand and pressed it down amidst the keys. An incomprehensible garble of letters appeared on the screen. It...

Edit: Whoops, looks like I got ninja'd. I think I'll leave this up, but I guess kyeugh's prompt is the currently active one. "So you're absolutely, one hundred-percent sure that the bridge isn't going to collapse this time?" Bowser asked. "Of course, your badness! We've employed all the...