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  1. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20210215T00&p0=1440&msg=Setting+of+the+Tenth+Night&font=cursive
  2. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    The fire engulfed the ball, and it seemed the party would be seeing the second end of disco as the flames took over its entire surface. Yet, as the flames covered it, they, too, began to strobe and change in color. An array of rainbow fire surrounded the reflective ball as it spun, now brighter...
  3. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground
    Threadmarks: Dawn of the Tenth Day: Just Dance

    The sun never came to light the sky, as usual, and the mountain had enough of that. It was snowy, cold, beautiful, and it deserved a light source, dammit. The ground shook with righteous beats and slamming synths funky as they were fresh. The ground shook, rumbled, the peak of the mountain...
  4. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Sevanna retrieved the hoodie, thanked Lee for letting her in, and left with it in tow. She said something about letting Palkia know Zeke was sorry if anyone happened to see it, but the current discussion drowned it out. The light dimmed soon after she left, and the votes began to tally on...
  5. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Through all the commotion, someone knocked on the door. “Ththththorry for the interruption,” Sevanna shouted from the other side. “I wath juththt looking for a hoodie my friend left behind. May I come in?”
  6. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    So that's how things were. Well, rules were rules. And it seemed, for one dragon at least, that it was time for the party to end. It had spent far too long in this distorted realm anyway. And with so few guests remaining, it had begun to grow bored. "Sorry to leave on such short notice!"...
  7. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20210126T00&p0=1440&msg=Fall+of+the+Ninth+Night&font=cursive
  8. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground
    Threadmarks: Dawn of the Eigth Day: Swans-a-Swimming

    Jesse's hackles went up before he even heard the motherfucker's movements. So. They weren't done yet. That was one question answered, at least... and very soon, perhaps he'd discover the answer to another question: what happened when you died, in this absurd, purgatorial, bullshit locale? He...
  9. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=1440&iso=20210123T00&year=2021&month=1&day=23&hour=0&min=0&sec=0&msg=Updated%20Dawn%20of%20the%20Eigth%20Day
  10. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Er, y'know, never mind, actually," Zeke mumbled, near inaudibly. "There's, I'm, equations. See ya." He kept his eyes firmly on the ground and went for the door as fast as he could without technically running. He grabbed the doorknob, but barely couldn't turn it. Hesitation held him tight. He...
  11. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Abigail’s commitment to comforting Gen saw her points skyrocket, even matching her rival. For some unknown reason, their heart turned from red to striped with two different patterns on each side. Perhaps it was an attempt at solidarity? “Platonic love has just as much power as romantic!” the Wii...
  12. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Not one to miss out on the festivities, Rally pulled out his own bottle of suntan lotion from. He poured a liberal amount into the palm of each hand and displayed physics-defying flexibility. He managed to cover each and every part of his body his swim trunks nobody saw him put on didn’t cover...
  13. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Zeke yelped when Palkia's paws made contact. The hoodie over his head further heated his burning cheeks, but it gave him something to bite down on to keep quiet. It almost helped. A little. Somewhat. He made just about every noise no one Gen's age should hear, but at least his hoodie muffled it...
  14. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Zeke's eye twitched. "Oh you wanted to do me fir—apply fir—the lotion that's fine, I'll just." He stood stone still for a moment when he realized he had to take off his sweatshirt. In front of Palkia (and everyone else in the living room, but Zeke didn't seem to notice they'd changed locations)...
  15. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Gen’s intense focus on giving the goodest hug seemed to earn him a multiplier of sorts. His score started to steadily outpace Abigail’s.
  16. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    3D models of Gen and Abigail’s heads showed up next to the others, points slowly adding up as they hugged. A heart encircled each pair.
  17. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    “Suntan lotion?” Zeke asked. He tried to piece together the dots himself and A blush burned its way through his fur. Palkia. Putting suntan lotion on Palkia. Getting suntan lotion applied by—“Sure! Tanning, I could use, and fun—love to—just haven’t—do you your scales look perfe—it’d be a fun do...
  18. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    “Simple!” the Wii declared. “You hold each other tightly and try to rub warmth into your partner. Massages earn extra points!”
  19. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    “Hmm, if you’re looking for something more seasonally appropriate, there’s always Cuddle to Cull the Cold,” it offered.
  20. Tanuki

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Palkia appearing from nonexistence didn’t phase Zeke at all. “Oh, sure. I could use a break,” he said, placing his pen down and getting up to stretch. “What’re we doing?”
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