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Glalie are like big convex mirrors. Like, what if the reflectiveness of a Glalie’s ice was diet based? I suppose zubat protein would be good for that. I’ll just go for a four in one instead of dividing this time. Chapters 27-30, in which the reader is thankful Criss Angel isn’t a real psychic...

I think back to a few months ago when I failed the ‘Don’t call Solonn at 3 AM’ challenge. Maybe that would explain why the midwest US is in the middle of a cold front. Strange times indeed. As usual, I need a quick refresh on how we got here. But like, where is there left to go? We’ve reached...

In the middle of helping to open a restaurant this week, a thought occurred to me: “I haven’t read about the sentient klondike bar in a while”. If reading were checking up with the parole officer and reviewing was staying under house arrest, then I’d be a felon, not to imply I’m not already one...

Buying Mini 5 USB cable, please god amazon sells one for 5 dollars but it comes with a big amazon logo on it. And uh, you know, it’s supporting amazon who is a bad company. On that note, would the pokemon world have proprietary software separation like apple with their lightning cable? I mean, I...

After a long month, I have finally managed to escape the Propublica website. By rapidly clicking through the education section, I was able to fool the system into thinking I was looking at loan statistics when I was really using the back button repeatedly to navigate back to google. Never again...

There’s too much cheese in the world to try it all, a painful truth as it was. I wonder if there’s different types of cheeses in the pokemon world. I mean, I can see a few varieties, but could they come up with something like casu marzu? Imagine that, Wurmples are introduced to the cheese to...

Based on the handy pronunciation guide, I have automatically corrected the name to a rough equivalent of Seagal, ruining the name forever by way of my own fault. Anyway- The third chapter - Howie Mandel double thumbs up special attack Solonn is released from his captivity in the mirror...

I’m over here now. Being a bother again. This story is much nicer than the other one, that one’s about weather phenomenon and this one’s about talking. That’s like, the least threatening thing ever. Now that I’ve established that I’m ready to be proven wrong, I can have no regrets. First...