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Last time someone died. This time someone lives. That’s a preemptive guess, but I’m fairly confident for once. 12 - A lot of pokemon die I’m going to ignore any potential irony in my saying that right before the hunting affair. That being said, good job Esaax for returning to the hunter...

Around 24 hours ago in a foreign land far from home, but also conveniently close to a Target, I emerged from a manhole covered in 1000 island dressing. The purpose of this aside was to inform future historians how I might have spent some of my last 48 hours alive. Reading fanfiction will come...

Last time on General Hospital What will happen when Esaax takes the ultimate everything proof drug? Will Syr escape the gordian knot that he has tied himself into? Who still chooses car manufacture as a vocation in the (mostly) post-human future? Find out tonight on the one-hour special...

The fact that chapter 6 was named Hope but chapter 7 wasn’t named Despair sent me into hysterics for a few hours. I’m better now though, and this time I won’t make any sense. Like at all. Without looking, I’m going to summarize the gist for my own benefit. On second thought, Eiffel 65’s “I’m...

I did something right huh... Well, no time to waste dwelling on the upticks, because there’s bound to be an equal and opposite reaction. In this case it probably means lunch will be really disgusting tomorrow. Don’t worry about me, it’s not worth your time. Last time (read: like a day ago) on...

I can’t pretend to be anything but below average, but the GPS ankle bracelet is beeping again, so it’s time to review. Review being replete with air quotes because I can’t claim to know otherwise. There’s something special about fanfiction of the recent past, not to imply anything in...