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Darkwhite absently massaged Jesse's back after transforming her arms into those of a Machoke. The rest of her body remained the same size. "Alright, alright, old man, you can vote how you want. But while you do that, I'm gonna look at the board!" Her neck became that if a Girafarig's, and when...

"You don't what now?"

Darkwhite floated over Lee's shoulder. "You haven't used it yet, right? Then let's try to plan out the best question to ask."

"That's what I've been saaaaaying!" Darkwhite pulled back, spinning and spinning. "And the one that is putting people in the clear column too much is Lee! He's only been clearing people for the FIRST murder! It could have been Mia! So we should assume that all the things that he's been seeing so...

"Monopoly? Oh right, I have to play that thing. I dunno the rules though. I dunno what a monopoly even is. Like, how can you be one thing and also many things? Oh wait, that's probably a philosophical question for Palkia to answer."

"What, you think we know? That turtle disappeared after like the first day! After that we got these instructions or whatever that we had to figure out who did it or something. I dunno. We already found one Naughty person responsible, that was that Scyther girl. But we're also down a Mewtwo and a...

"Oh? You read my file a lot? I like the sound of that..."

"Hey hey, I'm still keeping it safe for the kiddos! You should see the stuff I do offscreen."

"What, you never heard of a figure of speech before?" Darkwhite winked. "And as you can see, the night is gone. I, Darkwhite, have power over light and shadow. It's only appropriate that I could do something like this." She made her best impression of a posh accent.

"Yeah."

"...Told you," Darkwhite said, frowning. Her claws dug into her arms. "That was a trap. And we fell for it." She looked at the sky. "...Oh yeah I ate the night again, just so you know. Forgot to mention I can do that multiple times. On purpose, in case people tried to get rid of me early. Yeah...

"You know what? I think that's it!" Darkwhite finally said. "This game is asking us who took out Squirt, right? Well... all those gifts say it's from Santa." She pointed at the vacant controller. "Therefore, the person who actually kidnapped Squirt... is Santa! Whatever that alias means...

"...Say..." Darkwhite looked around. "I have a question. How come this thingamajig is forcing us to only vote for four people? That seems kinda weird, don't you think?" She inspected the machine. "Almost like a trap to entice us. What if all three of these people are innocent, and Santa is just...

"Something isn't right," Darkwhite said, frowning. "I think, somewhere along the way, we might have been misled... Everything that Lee has been looking at has been over who might have done the first kill. And we don't even know for sure if Squirt is actually dead this time, too! How come Lee...

"Hmmm... Protection... redirection... but... but my candle was good!" Darkwhite furrowed her brow. "Something isn't right here. What if they're both innocent?"

"What makes you so sure?" Darkwhite asked. "Apparently it has a bunch of different powers, each one unknown to Nilam..."

"No, that was the hen," Darkwhite said. "Was wondering if someone gave those to me. I was talking about, like, way early on, when this first started. I had a gift at first, and then later I received my night-eating power. Also, did you get back to us on that question you had to ask the dead?"

"Oh yeah..." Darkwhite eyed Palkia with suspicion. "...Maybe that's why I only knew if I was Naughty or Nice after I got my gift..."

"Hey, y'know, I was actually wondering something," Darkwhite said. "Maybe I'm biased because my power seems to really obviously be in favor of innocents, but do you think only nice people gave their gifts to other nice people? Then again... I think I only knew if I was Nice or Naughty after I...

"Hmmm..." Darkwhite's devil-tail flicked. "Say, Nilam, what's your power again?"