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Oh, so that's how we're playing it, huh? fine. I look my pincurchin in the eyes, determined. You sit there, sipping your drink (Which tastes terrible by the way, there, wish corrupted.) And I will wish to be somewhere of moderate temperature that me and my pincurchin will be HAPPY in for as...

(FREAK! IT'S HOTTER THAN PHILIDELPHIA OUT HERE!) You pop away just this instant, and for a moment, eerything is fine. the world seems safe, untill you notice something... Me. I smile, and for a moment, you understand. You're in the ring of fire with me. we both continue to burn up and be hot...

(You sick monster, my poor pincurchin is freezing up there!) Fine, you get your hike together, and things start out fine... untill you hear rumbling. as you look forward, you realize an avalanch is coming for you! I wish for a two way teleportation to where my boy, pincurchin is. (one teleport...

Granted, but it drops where my pincurchin is. I'll wish for some hiking supplies to make it to my new friend.

You're gifted a fantastic book my friend. Only problem? it's in a language you dont understand. I'd like to wish, not for Pokemon as a whole to be real, but just one pincurchin.

Sure, yeah, there's poke-centers everywhere! but the one closest to you has been taken over by team skull. Have fun with your not-free healthcare! I'd like to wish for a badass outfit!

(damn, I'm going to just place this thing on my shelf because I'm sure its pretty at the least). A snuggly pillow for a nap! of course! the pillow is made to be the most snuggly for your nap, and made to be extra soft, too. However, you need to take your nap on a concrete room with no bed or...

I see this as an absolute win! it may suck, but it's silly and funny. baby shoe soldiers to roman kirbys to voltron is the perfect timeline. You can go to japan, but just you. You haven't brought anything other than the clothes on your body, and on top of that, your pockets are empty. I'll...

AWWWW the babysssss I love them <3 You can go, sure, But your seat's are GARBAGE, and on top of that, you end up missing some of it being stuck in line to get in! I'd like to wish for a final evolution for the Chainlinkie -> Falinks line (this might ruin my life, but it's silly sooooooo)

Yeah that.... happens. Along with a constant throbbing in your head that comes with the shelder bite. I'd like a falinks evolution

Granted, but you never specified what condition it would be in. The thing is rusty and rancid. I wish for an award for something

Granted, but you teleport to who knows where in the middle of a gosh darn volcano I wish people would listen to my podcast

Yeah, you can see generation 10, as well as the "Switch X-Treem", however, the creative decisions nintendo made with the new consoles are a bit... underwhelming, and the pokemon games (Pokemon hamburger and hotdog) looks really weird, and graphically worse than the alola games. I'd love to wish...

I mean, you can do that if you want, but afterward the police may have some words for you for literally assaulting an executive.. I'll wish for a good mental health year next year for myself please!

no more typos? sure, you can have that. On the condition that everything you write will be just slightly grammatically incorrect for the rest of your life. I would love to wish for a pet goldfish

Finnneeee, It is fixed. However, due to complications with the fixing process, it is now sticky to the touch, chairs are uncomfy to sit on, and the colors have all been swapped to different shades of orange. I've decided to throw out an all or nothing wish. No more basic easy little wishes. I...

You do so, but before you can prove that you did to anyone, it explodes! I'd like to wish for consistent motivation to get tasks done

Granted, but it is entirely replaced with country music. I wish for a simple high five.

Granted, but it's a bug/dragon type, so it's objectively worse type wise I'd like to wish for a TTRPG system that's silly but dosn't make me want to rip my own hair out.