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Altair watched the dandy and his girlfriend leave and the man he'd just wrestled shout. That was his cue. "Well, as fun as it was to play and drink those concoctions, I best be off now," he declared. He performed his signature bow at the remaining players before continuing, "Perhaps our paths...

"Try and conserve your energy. Your thrashing made me take more than I'd intended. You're gonna be laying there for a while," Altair said as he stepped away from Red. He smirked, "And next time, try to give me a more entertaining fight, aye?" Altair stretched his wings wide in a yawn before...

Altair watched the two beasts fight expressionlessly. What a ripoff, you get two large, unnatural beasts in a building to fight and this is the result? He'd seen pub brawls more intense and entertaining than this! Altair was about to leave the two beasts to their own devices to leave through the...

"I guess that makes that the third strangest thing I've ever witnessed," Altair hummed. The signs of boredom had begun to creep into his voice. He had the sneaking suspicion that this little game would draw itself to a close very soon.

Altair waved a wing dismissively. "How could I've eaten here if I don't even know what an..." Altair looked back at the large writing on the wall. "IKEA is in the first place?" Altair rolled his eyes at the display. "Get a room, you two!"

Altair nodded in response. "It's fine. Honestly glad this game is different from the last one. Been having a lot more fun with it." Altair looked unamusedly at the hybrid. "Your attempts at coming off as intimidating or high-and-mighty are more laughable than anything else," he snickered...

"Mate, I did what I did because I had to. I'm just trying to have a good time myself," Altair shrugged. "The potions are untested and have many... side effects, but they're relatively? Safe." He gestured towards the girl in the dandy's embrace. "The stuff that's happened to her has been pretty...

Altair let out an amused snort as he watched the dandy and the small dark haired girl argue. "Let the lass have her fun. She ain't in any danger."

Altair's attention was jolted away from his current predicament when a familiar voice started shouting at him, as soon as he turned to look he saw a familiar face. It was the dandy from the last game he played! Not the one he killed, but the other one! What was his name again? "Altair," he...

Altair had wondered why the pillow had become a lot less comfortable, only to realise that he now situated atop Ghaspius. That's odd, he swore he was sitting on a pillow just a few moments... oh. Altair scrabbled back to his feet before trying to save face. "Don't look at me like that!" Altair...

"Easy pass, and about damn time too," Altair muttered. "Became pretty self-sufficient as a lad and learnt pretty quickly not to trust others so easily, 'specially not with my life."

"You tell me," Altair replied. "Seemed like a load of vague bullshit to me."

"Oh yeah, the moron definitely rubbed off on ya," Altair snickered. He was about to say something else, however, the sensation of an oncoming sneeze stopped him in his tracks. "One moment," he said before a third sneeze rocked his form to his core. As Altair was recovering from the recoil, he...

"Manners~" Altair tittered in response to the hybrid's hiss. "Aye, but I ain't wrong in saying that the possession of a mortal implies living as, or at least with, a mortal right? If ya hate it so much, why put up with it?" Altair scoffed at their next statement. "'Blessed'. Yeah right. I...

"Perhaps you should've thought about that before deciding to possess one," Altair teased. "But must you be so messy? You make the mareep look civilized in comparison, and he was the one asking if he could eat a dead body!" he said in a faux-posh tone. "Though I suppose that garchomp had it...

Just as Altair thought he evaded having to drink another potion to watch the two hellhounds play with their new chew toy, he noticed Hoopa had shot him a glare. He sighed. He wasn't going to get out of this one, was he? "Oh alright!" he conceded, taking another vial from the pile, to drink the...

"Depends on which way you slice it," Altair hummed. "But I'm going to say 'no' for now. Think I've had enough potions for a lifetime," he added wearily. His mouth throbbed from the truth serum, but its effects were beginning to weaken to the point where he could begin to resist it. Good. That...

"Hmm? Shinx got your tongue?" Altair teased the bleating former-human. "Bad idea," Altair whistled as he witnessed the mareep carry out the most effective method of getting a demon-turned-houndoom to chase you. Ah well, it'll at least be fun to watch.

Altair inspected the black mareep, prodding it a bit with his talon. "Y'know, I think this is an improvement on all fronts."

Altair had the vaporeon lifted by his neck-frill in an instant, to be taken back to his (not) pillow fortress. Unfortunately, as he was returning to his station, Altair let out another building-shaking sneeze, dropping the vaporeon in the process. Manaphy's balls, he thought upon seeing what'd...