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Arctozolt rolled their eyes at the shenanigans...well, as best they could, at least. Might be time to put something new into the ring. And so, they spoke.

"Fuck off."

"Cut the crap. Do you think we fucking KNOW?!" Arctozolt shouted, glaring at the Zorua. "Do you think this is MY fault?! Of course not!" This is absolutely your fault, though. The creature's tail rose up and smacked them in the snout. "All I've been doing is trying to help Pokemon, and what...

"..." Arctozolt didn't respond. There were so many things they wanted to do. Split off from the idiot who made up their lower half, but also to free Pokemon from the tyranny of trainers, to form an equal, better world. And for their other half, they also wanted to split, but just as much as...

Arctozolt looked down at the Porygon. A small bit of pride stirred within them. Pet them again. Fine... The chimera's tail pet Porygon again, a bit more gently this time.

"Fuck off."

"An abomination that shouldn't exist," they said, tail beginning to lash again. Though...there was...pity in their voice? For who or what, though?

"Tell us about it..." Arctozolt grumbled, looking down at themselves.

Finally, it's gone. Arctozolt proceeded to glare at their tail.

"No."

Great. Now we can't move. We still have your tail and other leg, and I have my neck and hands. But we can't walk around. If you wake them up I will bite you. Arctozolt's tail slumped off of the Porygon, flopping onto the ground. Their head glared fiercely at their tail.

Arctozolt's flipper-leg raised up, ready to stomp the Porygon- DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. Why not?! YOU'RE the one who's been livid at it. Of course YOU'D attack a Pokemon who's being affectionate towards you, abusive bitch. And you just swore at them. Shut up. Just...give them a gentle pet...

"They attacked us first! We were defending ourselve-" they began, before being it by the electricity, and yelping again. They immediately swung their head back towards Porygon, and yelled, "OH, FUCK OFF!"

Arctozolt was ready to bite back, until Porygon spoke. ... They hesitated, then said, in a softer voice, "Look, not everyone wants to battle. You gotta respect that." Their tail was still lashing, though.

Arctozolt stepped back, away from the snapping mass of electricity. They grumbled, "This place sucks..."

The chimera growled, and retaliated with their own weather. A hailstorm enveloped the nearby area, chunks of ice pelting the ground.

Unfortunately, Arctozolt is only half electric-type. And as a bolt of lightning struck their lower half, they yelped, before swearing and looking for the source. Soon, they saw the Porygon, and stuck their neck out towards them. A second later, they marched towards them, and cast a Powder Snow...

"Fuck off," the Arctozolt said to NEO, though there was unease in their voice. Get us the FUCK away from him. And so, the chimera waddled backwards away from the fire dragon, though kept staring at him, wanting to make sure he didn't follow them.

Arctozolt freezes at seeing the fire-type raring for a fight. This...was bad. They were still so uncoordinated, and weak to fire. If this Charizard was to attack them... ...pshah. Just had to keep it cool. They turned their neck away from the Charizard, trying to ignore him.

The chimera immediately knew who they were targeting with this one. ...unfortunately, their arms were far too unwieldy for this. ...smack that tea into the bastard who threatened us, and I'll relay one message for you. Oh, gladly. And with that, Arctozolt smacked their teacup with their tail...