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[sweats] I could totally do that...uh yeah, just gimme a hundred days to complete each rescue mission... Have you herd I liek mudkip-never mind, I like burgers. As such, I will grant your wish-with a catch...you now have have human means to remove them-but getting turned into a hamburger via...

I'm a blind Mew now. Gee, thanks. Well, luckily, I can just barely see your typing (squint), so, as revenge... You go swimming in the sea, and it's very comfortable, as it's burning outside the water and the waves only gently push you backwards and never draw you closer to the "unsafe" areas...

I'm a pacifist, great, just great. You get a new PMD game, called PMD : Hidden Secrets, which is glorious, truly a monument to the PMD games-but you only get to play it for one day before Grovyle steals it, having altered time to steal it. I wish that I got better moves.

I will personally hunt down your wish and poison it with poison sting! For you ahve brought this on yourself!!! (I'm joking) Granted! You get a peperoni pizza-except a peperoni pizza is different from a pepperoni pizza. A peperoni pizza is the worst kind of pizza ever, worse than trash pizza...

Granted! You get a ship to sail the seven seas...except Groudon promptly awakens and turns the seven seas into one sea, the farthest one away from you. Also, as soon as you get your ship ready to sail about a year later, it disappears, spirited away by...ME! Mwa-hah-ha-hee. I would like to be a...

Granted! You get to study a new species of shark : The Deadforestoak Shark. Sadly, the origins come specifically from a certain individual's fate via crushing, and so it inexplicably hates you. You therefore, get to study the insides. I wish that I was a Galarian Slowking.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Granted! But...if you remember, the Fire Nation were jerks and killed all the airbenders...including you. I wish that I could get a suit for surviving in ocean water.

Granted-you get a reward for most people teleported in a volcano. AAAAAHHHHH! I wish I could have a magical suit to let me out of this volcano.

ARGH! Granted! BUT Liollmon are very protective of their territory-and it seems your own partner doesn't like you! I wish that both of us (Ryudamon and I) would magically teleport out.

It is strictly prohibited to hurt an endangered prototype digimon, so your punsihment is... According to Greek mythology, the harpies are Zeus' favored helpers and therefore, you're not supposed to fight them unless you're a masonist and enjoy being turned into energy by a Master Bolt. Oh, and...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! How am I supposed to Digimon Survive?! Granted! Sadly, you arrive there just as everybody is leaving, and you didn't have time to leave a note. But, you do somehow know that Mr. D permits the harpies to eat campers who don't leave a notice that they'll be staying...

Granted. You get quieter neighbors, but the neighborhood about a mile from yours has a party person who blares his music at night so loud that your ears are traumatized as you try to sleep. I am still insistent so time to go again! But instead of pokemon, let's do digimon. Yeah, I'd like to...

...I'm doomed. Wish granted. You get the best ever persian plush to snuggle-right before a meteor crashes through your roof, aims exactly at your plush and swoops it up in a magnificent parabola before boomeranging back and tossing it into my hands. Blame fate. I have not learned my lesson...

You get the ability to be organized, but unfortunately, you also have the uncontrollable ability to mess everything up again. I wish pokemon were real.

Granted-they're going to ban it though. Visit your nearest black market if you want them. I wish that things would go how I want them to for just one day.