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"Oh, cool, you're sure. Of course you are." A cloying scent sent an unnatural feeling of calm through him, and Dave struggled against its pull. He wanted to tell them they were fucking naïve. But what else to expect? They were a literal goddamn kid. "Look, stay away from him when we go up there...

Dave was silent, a taste of bile in his mouth. He glanced at his badge for a response for the umpteenth time, but there was nothing. Whatever Chip had by now back at the lab had better be good. He was going to fucking strangle him if this turned out to be another waste of time.

"Yeah, I fucking know we're not going to magically fix him with friendship and hope," Dave snapped. He was back to staring at the sky, at the pieces of the moon rearranging themselves. Soda had the power to just do that. No big deal. Did he have to rebuild the cannon, or would that be back too...

Dave looked at Bahamut. “Great. Yeah, we were all waiting for your expert opinion. Local genocide god murder advocate has opinions on the sanity of a guy he’s never fucking talked to. What could go wrong.”

[Scotch > SodaG]: Look, he was in the process of firing the world-ending ca [Scotch > SodaG]: Hold on, it’s pulling itself back together. What the fuck. Dave stared up at the moon. So Prime was still up there. Tenacious fucker. Had the blast even put a dent in him? Maybe he was weakened enough...

Dave stared up at the shattered moon. The whole thing, just… blown to pieces. He clenched his jaw and exhaled, looking away. Wasn’t like there would’ve been anything left of Soda to salvage anyway. Died trying to end the fucking world. Good riddance. (If he was even dead. Wasn’t he some kind of...

No answer before the moon was— shit. He rushed forward, gritting his teeth. “Soda, wait!” Why the fuck would he hear him? He was on the fucking moon. If there was no kind of response or sign immediately he was hightailing it through that portal.

The sight of the moon, even closer than earlier, made Dave's skin crawl. Soda was up there, right now, deteriorating. What did the moon moving closer mean? Was Soda getting impatient, wondering what the holdup was? Had he been watching their fight, somehow? Bahamut was suggesting they have Eien...

Of course Diyem just destroyed the goddamn parasite. Good thing they had two of them already back at the lab. Owen was falling, and Dave sprinted towards where he was hurtling down, calling forth Radiance to shield him and cushion his fall. Maybe. Probably his weight would crush the barriers...

One moment they were walking into the light, the next... they were facing a gigantic swirling monstrosity with Diyem and the two big dogs. "Holy shit," Dave muttered. This was Diyem's girlfriend? No accounting for taste. More importantly, she was the source of this storm, and all of this...