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...The f-- Look, okay, if I get over there and try to sniff out the other Overseers, what then? Aren't they still a bunch of interdimensional over-gods? What do we do about it? And hang on, did Bahamut just reference some decades-old sci-fi from his world?

Am I the only one who thinks all this is kind of shady as fuck? What the fuck is going on?

Hey. I just spoke to Soda Prime at Spirit’s Edge. He’s, he’s lost his fucking mind. I’m… After this whole Maple thing we need to figure out how we can get there and stop him, fast. Also, he said there is somebody else controlling Blacklight Mewtwo and they’ve split themselves thin, in a...

Shit. Owen? What the fuck did you do? Hold on, I'm coming.

…Wait, Mia? Mia! What? I don’t know, just making sure you didn’t go to the fucking moon and get space-lasered like half the other familiars apparently just did. You’re still on Cibus? Yes. There was no point in going to the moon early with too few people. We know Soda is there. Okay. Good...

The amount of milk you would need to have to make the moon out of cheese would be more than has ever existed on Earth. Cibus isn't big enough to have that many Miltank. It's probably just a normal moon made of rock, like other moons. Pause. Where do you get the milk on Cibus? Is it talking...

But what I said means that we're full siblings, Mia said. If we all had different extra parents other than Eien and Joule, we'd only be partial siblings. If you want to have siblings you should be happy.

Come on, this is... Look, we already knew familiars are partly based on our energy or spirit or memories or whatever the fuck. What exactly does this change? There's still nothing biological involved. You can't just say we're 'parents' in some new sense now just because the stone's some kind of...

A chill went down Dave's spine. That was... just what Soda'd meant about being his Arceus's right-hand man, wasn't it. Hardly even a lie. Goddamn it. Yeah. I'll be careful. Fuck. Shit. Fuck.

[Scotch > Soda]: Hey. Do you have some time? Want to talk. Park in ~20mins?

...What in God's fucking name. Who's going to get Diyem? No offense but somehow I'm not sure a fucking Mudkip can drag him back to Destiny Village on his own.

[Scotch -> Team Spectrum]: what the ever-loving fuck. That's not a Pokémon. You're telling me literally everyone else is a Pokémon from my world in some form or another, even if they're mythological bullshit or even fucking conspiracies or cartoon characters, and then Maple's the one person who...

Oh, really, did he? Who told you that, Maple? Somehow I'm not impressed. Why the fuck would Arceus trust us anyway? Because, if you forgot, we've never even met him. We had one text conversation where he abused emoticons and explained why he was totally helping but coincidentally the best thing...

Wait. You fucking - oh my God. You fucking idiots. Why would you - fuck. Why'd you go fucking anywhere with her in the first place?

Dave gave a mental groan. Oh. Of course he did. It sounded like others were going to take care of it? God, he hoped so. Rescuing that Zangoose from his own stupidity was not high on his to-do list.