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    Pokémon The Alola Pokedex
    Threadmarks: Pyukumuku

    Pyukumuku Mendicus quinonardet Overview Pyukumuku are an iconic feature of Central Pacific beaches, even if they are not always a welcome one. These echinoderms live in the tidal zone. At high tide they engage in a mix of filter feeding and scavenging in the surf. When the tides roll out, the...
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    Pokémon Broken Things
    Threadmarks: Ice 8.2

    Ice 8.2: The Witness Kekoa August 1, 2020 You’re no stranger to funerals. First there were your grandparents. You can really only remember one of those. It was a very formal thing. You had to get fitted for an itchy black dress that you hated while you listened to lots of people talk and pray...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [If abstains win or are tied, will there not be a socially condoned murder?]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [As long as we’re killing somebody. It would be a waste to have a sanctioned opportunity to commit murder and then not do it. I could be persuaded to make the ghost die for a second time.]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [I have done nothing wrong and do not plan to kill you all. Has anyone else promised this?]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [An undetectable enemy would pose a great risk. Gabriel is a high priority target for elimination.]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [The optimal strategy is to identify hostiles and eliminate them. By killing the hybrid we will learn if they were hostile and, if they were, we will have successfully eliminated them.]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    You are not opposed to seeing the grovyle die. You are not opposed to any of these targets dying. The minior would be most delicious, but the slugma-hybrid’s sheer impossibility makes the possibility of dissection intriguing. There is already building support for it. [The hybrid is deeply...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    Role information downloaded. Optimal strategy devised. [I look forward to exclusively killing people through democratic means, as I have been told to pretend I lack the ability to unilaterally do so.] Nailed it. [Now, who should we kill first?]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [Query: What is the kilocalorie or wattage equivalent or the satiation experienced by induced terror?] Host Entity has appearance of a human female slightly larger than your pet. How curious. Is it more plausible that a human would have the power to host this game or that a pokémon with that...
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    Pokémon The Alola Pokedex

    CN: Brief mention of suicide in non-human creatures Probopass (Nosepass) Venatorferri clavisadstellas Overview Probopass fill an unusual niche as mineral pokémon predators. Specifically, they prey upon steel-types and other pokémon with metallic armor. Most lithovores prefer to scavenge on...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [Very well.] You abruptly release your hold on the human. How far will she fall into the blood? Will it act like the surface of a body of water or will she hit hard ground underneath? There is science to be done. [Query: “Current” body. Did your previous body consume organic matter and/or...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [Research.] Initiate Ramming. You lunge to the human designated Kimiko and telepathically haul them into the air, claw at their throat. [Approximately how many kilocalories did this generate? I will also accept answers in wattage.]
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    [Fascinating. Do you have to be the one to cause the fear?] This could represent a sustainable energy source if properly adapted and harnessed. Further research is required.
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    The repetition was part of a successfully executed mind game. Metagross do not make mistakes.
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    Pokémon are generally incapable of reading human languages. Translation would assist them and, perhaps, prompt them to walk to their demise. “The writing encourages all sexually promiscuous individuals to go to a ‘party.’ Parties generally contain glucose-rich foodstuffs. Conclusion: cake may...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    Pokémon are generally incapable of reading human languages. Translation would assist them and, perhaps, prompt them to walk to their demise. “The writing encourages all sexually promiscuous individuals to go to a ‘party.’ Parties generally contain glucose-rich foodstuffs. Conclusion: cake may...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    This is your pet’s cousiN. Fascinating. You appreciate her more by the microsecond. She is not overburdened by morals. At least he has fun contradictions to pull at. It will give you some entertainment before the killing begins. [Amusing. Subject N detests violence against pokémon yet...
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    [THIRD PARTY WIN] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Mafia

    Unknown entity is capable of forcing lapses is consciousness. Information logged. Possibilities for present environment include hijacked sensory equipment, teleportation to alternative location and/or dimension, or mass murder necessary to create a pool of organic blood stretching to the...
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    [SIGNUPS CLOSED] Odile's 7 Deadly Scumtells Anniversary Mafia

    Do I throw my hat into the ring again, knowing I will once again end up as Mafia? Do I dare hope for a single moment of blissful innocence? No. But if I'm probably gonna be mafia might as well lean into it. Name: Nocitlālin Personality: Being superior to the meatbags. A troll running 5,000...
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