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"Jesus," Nate muttered as Darkwhite floated cheerfully away. Time to get scarce for a while. How the hell had he managed to add "horny pokémon" to his list of problems? The rest of the team fucking owed him for getting that creep out of their hair before she could ruin the moment. "Rocky!" he...

Jesus Christ. If that was really bits of that necrozma guy... and the team had found more of them lying around there... well, pokémon were fucking weird, but "we found maybe half his body" didn't exactly sound fucking great. Was Maple, like, going to fucking cry or something? Rocky looked like...

Nate had been stuffing bits of tech back into the net, figuring that Rocky could haul it over to the lab. He still ached, though, worse than he would have expected from a little fall, and there was some kind of weird bruise running up his side. Had he gotten hit by an attack or something? With...

"Ow. Motherfucker." Nate picked himself up off the tile, nursing what felt like it was going to be a full-body bruise from where he'd crashed down on the floor. Rocky was on his back nearby, looking dazed. "Aww. The pokéball didn't work." "Yeah. Either there's something about him becoming a...

Nate didn't need telling twice. He turned and sprinted after the rest of the group. And got left behind even worse than usual, now that most of the fuckers had evolved. Rocky lunged for the pokéball on the side of Brulee's chamber, unceremoniously dropping his netful of assorted Rocket junk to...

Oh, fuck. Giovanni-Mewtwo didn't have quite the same overwhelming presence the mewtwo Nate was familiar with did, but that meant that it was a hell of a lot easier for the bastard to sneak up on you. Had he been lying in wait the whole time, expecting them to show up, or had they managed to trip...

Well, no shadow machine that Nate could see. Thank fucking God for that. Nothing rampaging, either. On the whole, a bunch of shadowed legends still in good shape, and still in their containment chambers, was pretty much the best thing anyone could hope for in this case. Nate scowled at...

"Huh," was all Nate said to the charmander familiar, but fucking file that one away for later. "Owen knows what a coat is" didn't exactly explain how Owen knew what a coat was. Not fucking important. Who cared if the charmander was being weird about his backstory, especially when there were...

It's that time of year again! Do you have any resolutions for 2021? Did your 2020 resolutions work out at all? (Last year's thread is here, if you want to refer back!) In the end 2020 really laughed at all my plans for the year, which I can't really feel too bad about. I had quite ambitious...

A review for Sutoraiku High. One... game?, 1393 words, +1 for theme for two points total.

Since I don't think I've talked about this game much before, let's talk about it now! Full disclosure, dating games/VN's aren't really my thing because I find it super tedious to go through sections of story I've already seen, even though I can fast forward. So I'm not inclined towards finding...

(( owen no don't make maple identify her boyfriend's corpse )) "Thanks," Nate said as the chikorita started dragging the goods back though the hole. Nate fell in and pushed from the other side. Glancing back at Cal, he said, "Yeah, I was thinking you couldn't have no humans in this world, but I...

(( lmao, oh noooo, Cabot D: )) Nate coughed and raised an arm to shield himself from the sand and debris that went flying when Darkwhite started drilling into the scree. Well, that worked, more or less. "Great. Let's hope there's something cool under there," he said. Nate spread out one of the...

Nate had followed after the chikorita and charmander familiar, his own familiar shrunk back down to his rocky core so Nate could carry him along inside. Now and again a golden ring of light gleamed around Rocky's core, but otherwise it was basically dark as shit. Didn't look like there was much...