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Dave looked at the two building-sized Magikarp. This should probably have been intimidating but it was a bit too ridiculous. He'd just keep a safe distance, buff up himself and the others with that Howl move, and throw some seed grenades. No problem. Wouldn't have to even come close.

I would like to buy: - a Tiny Reviver Seed - four Small Blast Seeds - two Elixirs - two Oran Berries - an Invisify Orb - a Protect Orb Dave's action for turn 1 will be Howl, affecting himself, Cabot, Nip and Ashwood. For his autobattle strategy for the next few turns, I would like to Howl...

Quickly logging an hour of writing for the Isekai Exquisite Corpse last-minute.

Dave gave the alien a brief glare. "What is the hidden power Diyem gave us, anyway?" he asked Owen.

Read a chapter of Negrek's Salvage (43, not yet published on TR).

Aaaand Dave and Zane's extremely awkward scene in the Hidden Quarters.

"'The distortion'?" Dave raised an eyebrow.

Dave and Cynthian Discuss Evolution

"Hah. Yeah, I, uh, don't exactly do a lot of fighting back home." Dave paused. "As for disturbing... I mean, yeah, it's kind of disturbing. But what the hell, apparently being a Pokémon makes it kind of great. Should've figured, I guess, given how much Pokémon like to beat the shit out of each...

Dave landed, panting. "Ow, fuck." Something about the bleeding scratches in his side was distinctly worse than Owen's previous hits, a deep stinging sensation. He wanted to lick them, but no. He could at least draw that line. At this point the instinct to hightail it somewhere safe was...

Dave yelped at the sight of flames shooting into his path and made an attempt to slow down or turn around, but his momentum just sent him tumbling over himself, straight into the path of the flames, and from there to sliding a couple feet in the dirt. Ow. He dragged himself to his feet...

Dave barreled into Owen, feeling a burst of strange satisfaction as the Charmander seemed taken by surprise at the impact - only to be hit by a kick in his side that, despite the optimistic hope he'd been nurturing that maybe Pokémon just didn't feel much pain, still definitely hurt...

Dave froze for a moment as the Charmander came at him. But then those strange instincts kicked in, his body seemed to coil like a spring, and he was bolting out of the way with speed that blindsided him. It probably seemed faster because he was small, but - a curious giddy feeling of boundless...

"Uh. I'm..." Dave stood there, already regretting this. Owen could set him on fucking fire. Why was he doing this again? He had no idea what a Poochyena could even do. Probably bite, but... honestly, he'd rather not. "...Why don't you start." He could try to dodge something, maybe?

Dave blinked at Owen. Honestly the whole fighting thing... didn't sound terribly appealing. He'd not really been thinking about it much but imagining he'd just have to kind of be on the sidelines, more on the brains side of things than the brawn. Basically a trainer or something - not that he'd...

"I mean, yeah. I've been a Pokémon for a fucking day. Not the most thought-out decision on Diyem's part to expect us all to be able to fight worth shit, to be honest."

"I mean, I guess it depends how you define a 'demon', but, uh. What they call demons in my universe definitely doesn't exist, and the thing called dark matter in my universe does exist but is very much not a fucking demon." Dave paused. "When you say 'demon', are we actually talking some kinda...

"...a demon." Dave looked at the strange creature, deadpan. "Right."

Dave blinked at the alien, then burst into a snort of laughter. "The talking Pokémon have grenades. Okay. Man, this fucking universe." Honestly that probably sounded better than actually fighting-fighting. "So what, you've got planets like mine in your universe? Do they have Pokémon or humans...

All right, do I post here to distribute my stat points? I think I'd like to do... +8 to Stamina +7 to Attack +6 to HP +3 to Defense +4 to Resistance I'd also like to learn Howl and Sand-Attack, such that Dave's moveset is now Tackle, Taunt, Howl and Sand-Attack.