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[S0urdough > Mushroom]: ... [S0urdough > Mushroom]: Pay it no mind. Seems the fool latched onto some memories I have of a cultist. It's still a shade, so it can't do anything on its own.

[S0urdough > Mushroom]: Everything he said before he hibernated was weird. >_>

"You're mistaken," it called. "Eternatus is salvation, not suffering! But that is okay, for He will still love you even if you rebuff Him!" The shade turned and staggered off into town. <><><>

Its beady purple eyes narrowed. Raspy wheezes came from inside its helmet. It took an unsteady step toward Raven. "There is no need for concern. Xerneas has become part of something bigger and better than himself." Another step. It giggled. "Alone with that tree, his life had surely grown...

The stone stopped. More and more slime pooled out around it. And said slime began to... solidify. "Such unre... quited love..." Talons dug themselves into the dirt. Insectoid forelegs gave way to something more canine. "He spur... ned Xer... neas' advances... but did... not rej... ect him...

And if we find you two swapping saliva in the shadow of said tree, what then? 'Oh, well, he's possessed by Eternatus, so he's technically still my mate.' ... this planet, I swear.

He got himself a toothpaste-flavored crush. I don't know what it is with you lot and your harems. Must be something in Cibus' atmosphere. There was a long pause, followed by, Has anyone seen an unaccompanied ultra stone, by the way?

"And the ship has sailed," Bahamut whispered.

"My, my. He's taking 'getting a rise out of it' to a whole new level." Bahamut lazily fanned himself with his other upper wing.

The ultra stone rolled along the road. It gurgled and wheezed. And was it suppressing a laugh? “... lo... ve. It’s... love. Ha. Kh.”

Bahamut lay down on his side and rested his head on an upper wing.

“Unfortunately you’re not a serpent, so you can’t really coil around him while he’s this size.” Bahamut tapped his chin. “Unless you’re into size differences. No one will judge, I’m sure.”

Really now... you're the one who recruited him. You should've been expecting something like this. Bahamut tilted his head at Xerneas' supposed eagerness. However, while doing that, he was also making sure to make his gelatinous body pulsate. Not enough for the naked eye to be seen. Rather, it...

"I say you humor him." Bahamut's smirk grew. He would've called Owen a child again were it not to spoil the mood. Though he had gotten a slip of the tongue from Xerneas. He already knew from the others that Buffet wasn't acting like himself. The Worldcore was probably to blame. And now he was...

There was a thinly-veiled smirk on Bahamut's face. "I believe some of the planets I once traveled to had a name for such festivities. 'Slumber party,' if I'm not mistaken?" He tapped his chin with a wing-claw. "Perhaps I should procure some refreshments? I'm told chips and dip are standard fare...

"... charming. However did your mate fall for you?" Bahamut deadpanned. But with Xerneas hopefully preoccupied, Bahamut took his opportunity to again probe the tree with his ESP. There had to be some sort of reaction to Diyem's presence, right?

“His antlers sparked with red energy earlier,” Bahamut whispered back. “Something is definitely up.” He pushed Diyem with his tail.

<><><> Sometime later, Bahamut returned. He followed Diyem, perhaps as a means of making sure the guy couldn't turn tail on him. "We're back." Bahamut thumped his gray tail against the ground. "And I brought Dark Matter."

Did you not hear the conversation? He's offering to heal you. Perhaps that is Eternatus speaking for him. Bahamut couldn't believe he was having this conversation. At the very least, you can distract that walking toothpaste container while I attempt to probe the Tree again.